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1. The North American Conference has become a house of horrors, with all five teams in playoff position recording at least 15 wins in the first 24 games of the season, with New York on the outside looking in with 13 wins. In what could be one of the strongest conferences in league history, what will it take to survive? I think consistency is going to be really important. Need to beat the teams you should beat and steal from some you shouldn't. 2. On the other hand, the European Conference is split between contenders and rebuilders, with one of the rebuilders making the playoffs by default. That is currently the London United, with a -26 goal differential. Could this potentially be the catalyst to have a deserving team that misses the playoffs in another conference replace one in a different conference? It's certainly interesting to think about. I actually don't know if its possible with how Simon works. 3. In just over a season's time, the first members of the Season 100 Draft Class will be entering the league. How crazy is it that the VHL has been around for so long that we are entering the triple digits in seasons? Genuinely crazy to think about. I don't follow to many other sim leagues but I can't imagine tons of them that make it that far unless the seasons are quite quick. 5. The NHL has announced that it will be holding not one, but two outdoor games in FLORIDA next season. On a scale of 0 to 10, how well will the ice manage to hold up for those games? I would rate that at a -2 out of 10. 7. With the NFL Playoffs about to begin, Super Bowl Sunday is just weeks away. What's your favorite aspect of the NFL's biggest day? I haven't watched the SB in quite a few years, I don't even really check out the commercials any more either. 8. What do you find more terrifying: deep sea exploration or space exploration? They are both scary to me. I think the potential to just float off into space makes it slightly more terrifying but its real close.

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1. Season 96 didn't end the way we wanted it to, but Carson Walker Jr. , Toby Kadachi represent some significant changes to the roster. What do these two bring to the Phoenix that was lacking last season? Both players have some seasons under their belt, I'm sure their experiences will be be useful for the team. 2. Rookie defenseman Boris Bone-Breaker will be making his VHL debut in Season 97! What do you think the 6'6, 238 pound giant can bring to Chicago's blue line? Good positioning and checking should make them an intimidating presence on the blue line. Someone who won't take shit from the other team. 3. During the S97 VHL Entry Draft, Chicago selected their goaltender of the future in Dr. Victor von Doom , along with forward Avery Acres . With the focus on delivering a Continental Cup in S97, the Phoenix were still able to address their biggest need with Ryan Artyomov nearing retirement. What advice to you have to the newest members to the organization? Just take it one game at a time, no one is perfect and its going to take time to get your legs so to speak. 6. Winter is coming - what's the right temperature to have the thermostat at? I usually keep it between 65-67. 7. Chances are if you're a member of the VHL, you're a fan of hockey. Have you have actually played it? Kind of but not really. There was a roller hockey rink set up a park near where I grew up, so a few friends and I messed around. Some 2 on 2 with a neutral goalie setup haha. 8. Fantasy Football is huge these days, but have you ever played fantasy hockey? If so, what did you think of it? Played a few seasons of it in college. It was fine, but it was something I had to adjust every day which I don't really feel like doing anymore. Maybe there are setups that accommodate that.

1. How do you feel the team did in the draft? Feeling fine, we are mostly filled out roster wise so thats what you hope for. 2. Should the Lynx hold a team vote to pick captains? Normally I like to have a team vote but so many of us don't know each other so maybe its best for the front office to step in on this one. 3. How do you think the team will do this season? I feel like we are a middle of the pack team right now, but have some potential for growth. 4. Do you have a player you like to use for your graphics? I pick different people for my different players. 5. Whats your favorite way of earning TPE right now? Clicking that pension button! After that its probably trivia. 6. Are you going to be bidding on any of the auction items? I'm not sure, I haven't taken a full inventory of them. I think the only time I bid on one I won though.

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1. The Lynx just won Game 7, defeating the Halifax 21st 2-1, how were you able to help the team win the series tonight? By manning the net in one of the games in the series, Doom was able to rally the team and inspire them to beat Halifax. 2. After going down 3-2 in the series, what was said in the locker room that eventually led to the series comeback? Doom threatened to punish the team if they did not win. 3. Who was the X-factor for Ottawa this series? Well not to continue to toot my own horn, buy clearly Doom was the X-factor. The Doom Factor if you will. 4. Do you think this Lynx team has what it takes to win the Founders Cup? Yes absolutely, I think we underperformed during the season, hopefully we show our true potential in the playoffs. 5 You face a tough San Diego team next round, what will be the keys to victory for you guys? The key for victory will be to start Doom later on in the series when the team is up against the wall. Trust me on this. 6. Whose draft stock has risen the most after their 1st round performance? Probably Drosmis Sarkanis and Joel Jakobs.

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1. Did you expect the team to make a trade? Yeah, we started off hot and have really fallen off, it makes sense to try to bolster the group and shake things up a bit. 2. How do you think the acquisition of Sarkanis will affect the team? Hopefully proide more evenness across the lines, as well as being a better contributor than a bot. 3. How did your player welcome Sarkanis to the team? Doom formally invited them to gain citizenship in Latveria. 4. Should the Ottawa Lynx get a mascot? What would we name it? Yeah we should get a Lynx and name it Leo. 5. Whats a rule you wish you could add to the VHL? I duno, there is nothing that is jumping out to me. 6. How excited are you for us to get to playoffs in a few weeks? Excited, hopefully we pick up the game play and show our true potential.

He told a user to fuck off because they asked him about a SIM. Even if Beketov is friends with Dill, no commissioner should be telling a user to fuck off in public, especially when they ask about something like the SIM. It's not a good look (unprofessional), and if you didn't know Beketov, you might not want to message him about something in the future. Before you go and tell me it's not a big deal, Commissioners should be held to a higher standard, as they represent this league.