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1. The S88 VHL awards were last week, and we had 3 players win 3 awards each. Were you surprised to see so much hardware coming to Moscow? Yeah it was surprising since Moscow didn't win the cup. These award winners just crumbling under the pressure. 2. Do you think we can replicate the amount of individual success from last season? Do we need to be changing our mindsets to win less individual awards and more team awards? Yeah there is one team award I'm sure the team would prefer to win compared to all these individual ones, its the Cup. 3. How are you feeling about Moscow's chances this season? Pretty high chance of a great regular season. 4. Who do you think will be the "X-factor" on our team - or in other words, whose success will determine how well our team performs as a whole? Probably Wallob, with Murdock gone, the team needs a strong keeper to try to repeat the success the team saw last season. 5. Nils Andersson, @Viper, has made his VHL rookie debut and is sitting in 7th for rookie scoring, 2 points behind the leader. Any words of encouragement for the rook? Try to do a little better, that way you can have the rookie points lead. 6. Wrong answers ONLY - If @Viper was a superhero or supervillain, who would he be and why? (Doesn't have to be a real superhero or whatever, make up whatever you'd like) Incredibly Young Lad

1. How are you feeling about your players start to the season? Not great, I was hoping I would jump out of the gate strong like I did last season, but that is not the case. 2. Would you consider yourself an active teammate or a quiet one? I think my activity level in a LR is reflective of how active the LR is, the more that is going on the more I end up talking. 3. Calgary is off to their usual slow start, what could the GM do differently to help prevent these from happening? I duno, its hard because line chemistry is a very real thing, and its hard to tell what is going to work when things change every season. 4. This will be Daniel Jansers final season. What’s the over/under of him getting 90 points? I think he will for sure get 90 points. 5. The Vegas Golden Knights have won the Stanley Cup, How do you feel about that? I have no real opinion on it. Its cool to see a fairly new franchise win the cup. Canucks fans in absolute shambles. 6. Our AGM Otis just got home from Ireland. If you could go anywhere in the world right now for 7 days, where are you going? I'm honestly not a big traveler, just somewhere peaceful but with internet access I guess.

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Welcome back hylands!

Is this because you wanted the extra for carryover? Because im pretty sure exp doesn't count towards your tpe total. Edit - oh i see you are retired but playing this season i think. That makes sense.

1. What’s your way-too-early bold prediction for S89? London is going to repeat. Jacob is too dang smart. 2. If you had to put all your remaining TPE into one attribute, what would it be? Hmmm, probably poke checking. 4. Which VHL team is overdue for a logo change? I think the Helsinki logo could use an upgrade. 5. If you had to choose one VHL player to build your franchise around, who would it be and why? Well obviously one should build their franchise around Daryl Dixon. Fantastic member and good team leader. 7. What was the last movie you watched in theaters? Its been a long time since I have seen a movie in a theater. The last one I remember seeing is The Rise of Skywalker I think. 8. Are you an introvert or an extrovert? I am definitely introverted.

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Been enjoying the the shadowrun playthrough. I haven't played any of them in awhile so its been fun to revisit it.

1. How did your player do this past season? Started out really strong, but faltered in the second half of the season. 2. Biggest surprise from these NHL playoffs? That my avalanche lost 3. Who's the best linemate you ever played with in your VHL career? Well for Kronchy the best so far would probably be Nils Godlander after a great final season. London is currently 1 game behind in the VHL finals, do they have what it takes to come back and win the cup? What controversial rule would you add to hockey? Besdies the Canadian Destroyer (which destroys Canadians) what would be the best wrestling move to use in a hockey fight?

1. Which player do you think stands the best chance at going 1st overall in the S89 Draft? I guess Viktor Jensen, the top of this draft is interesting because it's full of people who have either taken long breaks or are stepping back from some responsibilities in the league. 2. What influenced your choice of player name? Well obviously the Kardashians. Kronchy Kardashian was actually a joke answer I threw out during a JackBox game. 3. What's the one thing above all else that you would not eat? I'm very picky so there are lots of things but I think I will say sauerkraut. I always got a headache when my parents would make it growing up. Who do you think is going to the VHL finals? What is a weird food that you or your player likes? Were you surprised to once again see Moscow not win the cup?

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1. Are you a die hard nhl fan ? I am not, i really haven't watched many games in the past couple seasons. 2. How is your vhl,vhle or vhlm team doing this season ? Started out strong, but has been middling of late. 3. You win a lottery draw and are offered 2 options. Would you rather 1 million dollars today or receive $100k once a year for 20 years ? I would probably take the $100k once a year, if nothing else it would be harder to just waste it all. 1. The Bruins had an incredible season and are out of the playoffs early. Are they the Moscow of the NHL? 2. Sometimes you hear stories about celebrities having silly demands for stuff waiting for them when they are performing somewhere. For example Van Halen requested M&Ms but no brown M&Ms. What would your players ridiculous/silly request be? 3. If your player could have a custom goal horn sound for when they scored, what would it be?

Things were looking great for Helsinki Titan’s rookie defender Kroncy Kardashian. She was putting up a point per game for the first third of the season. Then it all came crashing down. After scoring a few goals Kronchy has been very miss the last week. Kronchy has entered their rookie season post first third season slump. You know that classic song and dance. A tale as old as time, a rookie comes out the gate guns blazing, only to come crashing back down to earth. It’s not all doom and gloom, Kardashian is still leading the rookie class in points. When they are playing well they are proving to be a real on ice general with 23 of their 29 points being assists. Some may chalk that up to their line mates playing well. In my opinion, when it has happened at every level of play, people need to start thinking that Kronchy is making the magic happen. They have always had good positioning on the ice, and I think knowing where they should be on the ice is what enables Kronchy to help their teammates score. Time will tell if Kronchy can recover from this slump or if it will continue on into the season. If they can break out of it, they could be on track to take home the award for best rookie. 226 words

1. Helsinki is off to a hot start. What do you think have the been the keys to our early success? I think it's been a real team effort. We've had veterans playing some of their best hockey, and young players, like myself, who are stepping up and making the difference. 2. Earlier Helsinki made a trade with the DC dragons. How are you feeling about the latest addition to the squad? Feeling good. They are helping shape up our back line, which is looking pretty good at the moment. 3. Do you prefer playing on your side or your off side? Why? I prefer playing on my side. 4. What do you think the biggest focus needs to be going forward? Consistency. I think we don't always play up to our potential and certain players, myself include have been pretty streaky at time. 5.Nils Godlander an off-season addition has been off to a Great start. How important is he to the teams success? Godlander has been huge for us. Leading the teams in points means you are making a big impact. 6. what is a random fun fact you know? The Eiffel Tower can be 15 CM taller in the Summer.

????? I am so mad about beating Calgary you got me

Is that another name for losing?

RC loves the soul stone, how often does this nerd bring it up to you?

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1. The draft has come and gone... What pick up are you most excited about? I'm excited about all the pick ups we got as we work on not being the worst. 2. Who were the biggest winner and losers of the draft on Monday? I think we did pretty well having 2 picks in the first round. I feel like the top 6 all got strong players. Not sure about losers. I feel like people drafted well. 3. Training camp is here! What are your biggest goals during this camp? What are you trying to prove? Working on my skating, both speed and just skill in skating. You know like going backwards and stuff. 4. For our friends coming up from the E what advice do you have for them? If you are one of the people coming up what are you most nervous about? In the E and the M there is a hard ceiling on the skill of players but now its wide open. Going against the top stars in hockey today will be challenging. 5. Do you know what a microfridge is? If not where have you been???/ It's a small fridge, are there people who don't know this? 6. What is the worst food you have ever tried? I hate sauerkraut so I guess that, just the smell of it is gag inducing to me.

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Thanks for suggesting this @Berocka, enjoyed doing this as someone who doesn't do the normal fantasy.