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Will recreate once the trade deadline comes around. Gonna go hard on it this time around
 
 
Edit: If anyone wants to change the title to Bobby Ricky retires that would be great. I messed that one up

Will recreate once the trade deadline comes around. Gonna go hard on it this time around
 
 
Edit: If anyone wants to change the title to Bobby Ricky retires that would be great. I messed that one up

Will recreate once the trade deadline comes around. Gonna go hard on it this time around
 
 
Edit: If anyone wants to change the title to Bobby Ricky retires that would be great. I messed that one up

Will recreate once the trade deadline comes around. Gonna go hard on it this time around
 
 
Edit: If anyone wants to change the title to Bobby Ricky retires that would be great. I messed that one up

Who the hell pays taxes anymore?
 
You guys should look into shell corporations!

No wonder the SHL says the VHL thinks they are elitist.

was the personal stuff all those hookers, could just be you're tired

Counts for week ending today.
 
BTW, good job working on that bad boy "New York American" reputation.

Bobby Ricky Arrested

 
For our weekly readers on Bobby Ricky, this news will come as no surprise. The 19-year-old hockey player has had plenty of troubles with drugs and alcohol since the age of 12 which has led to three arrests before the age of 18 and a lot of community service. However, this time it was for a totally different reason.
 
911 dispatcher: 911 what’s your emergency?
 
Caller: Yeah there’s some kid in a limo with like five hookers
 
911 dispatcher: How old is this kid? And where are you?
 
Caller: Oh he looks like he’s 18 or 19. I’m right outside the Lynx’s arena.
 
911 dispatcher: Okay. How do you know these ladies are hookers?
 
Caller: There’s always hookers around the Lynx’s arena and he picked them out one-by-one to get in the limo with him. I think he may play for the Lynx.
 
911 dispatcher: Please stay on the line as he send out patrol officers.
 
Caller: You may want to hurry. It looks like the limo is leaving.
 
That’s all that the Ottawa please department would release to the media but apparently as the limo starts to leave, the caller jumps in front of the limo and gets hit. After he lands on the hood and rolls off, the driver and four of the hookers leave the limo to check the damage and make sure the person is okay. After the driver says there’s no damage, Bobby demands he drive off and head back to Bobby’s apartment so he can have relations with the remaining hooker in the limo.
 
As they start to drive off, they notice some red and blue flashing lights behind them, but with a sexy lady in the back doing sexy things to Bobby, there was no way he was going to let his driver stop the limo. This quickly turned into a high-speed chase on the freeway as things continued to heat up in the back of the limo. The limo quickly went off the freeway and turned onto a street going the wrong way just as a patrol car was heading towards them (pictured below).
 

 
The cap car heading towards them causes the limo to swerve off the road and crashes into the guard rail. Quickly the police surround the car and open up the back door to see this:
 

 
The police arrest the driver, Bobby Ricky and the unnamed hooker on multiple charges including resisting arrest, fleeing a hit and run and solicitation. Bobby Ricky’s attorney office did not respond to our call about the incident but its expected the VHLM will have to suspend Bobby on top of any other league ramifications that will happen due to this incident. The off-ice antics of Bobby Ricky never seem to stop if he doesn’t mature quickly, his hockey career could be over before it really begins.  
 

Yeah I saw that today, it's already penciled in for next weeks lol

Welcome to VHLM This Week.
 
TPE Earners
 
Check out the Fantasy Zone. There are two zones, the VHLM version and the VHL version.
*Anyone can join the VHL fantasy zone, only VHLMers can join the VHLM zone. So go on and jump into both to try and double your gains!*
Most weeks both zones will only have 2 options for you. a) Pick 'em. You are given 4 games and you choose the winners of those 4 games. If you choose correctly and all 4 teams you chose are winners, you are awarded +1 TPE. b.) Predict the score. You are given 1 game and you must choose the winner and the final score. If you are right, you get awarded +3 TPE.
 
Player store is open again. Use your newly earned contract money to improve your player or see yourself in the mag!
 
Announcements
 
A new PT for the S40 celebration was announced. It's a cool concept in that it's a team PT so everyone gets a chance to chip in and help earn some TPE. It's only available to members of VHL teams, so if you haven't been drafted you won't be eligible. It'll be great to see once it's done and we can learn more about the VHL's storied history.
 
The final round of the GFX Tourney is here. It's down to 3 artists; Boubabi, Frank and Mr. Baller. Check out the set-up and wait for the best of the best sigs to come down.
 
There have been some rule changes that affect the VHLM. Some of the changes include all teams having a 50 TPE CPU back-up and some free agency adjustments. Check out the full announcment here.
 
The VHL has their Instagram account up and running. Just for following with your account, you get +1 TPE. Simply follow them and then post in the thread. There's also a two PT opportunities you can take a look at in the thread. Good to see social media expanding for the league.
 
Media
Here are some media spots and Fan590s I was looking at I thought you guys might find to be funny or a good read.
 
Edition 52 of On the Rise is out, the mag crew works really hard on it so make sure you check it out if you aren't.
 
New member Mr. Kingma shares his experiences with joining Bern and the shift to being a part of the VHLM and some of the challenges he's going to have to face.
 
Rice did a quick interview after he was named captain this season for the Red Wolves. A great read and congrats to him for his new leadership role.
 
You can check out all the weekly updates in media or fan590s.
 
Graphics
 
We'll take a quick look at some signatures. These are all made by users and we think these are really well done and recommend you check them out and other submitted sigs on ideas on how to make your own better.
 
Dion submitted this fine piece of art. Another great example of his fantastic skills with sigs.
 
Kitras submitted a great sig of his own, very aggressive and the colours work well. We enjoy it.
 
The final round of the GFX Tourney is down to 3 artists; boubabi, Frank and Mr. Baller. Check out the other rounds and get amped to see what they unleash in this round.
 
Lots of other that are worth checking out in the graphics section.
 
Games
 
Gotta feel bad for the goalies in this rumble between the Royals and Watchmen that ended 8-5 for the Watchmen.
 
The Royals and Outlaws needed extra time in a game that had a total of 13 goals with the Outlaws pulling out the win 7-6.
 
You can check out all the games that were played in the S40 games section.
 
VHLM Player Spotlight
 
We sat down with Bobby Ricky for a quick chat as he seems unable to sit still for more then a few minutes at a time. We hope it's because he loves being on the ice but he lets on that it could be something else.
 
You were contemplating retiring, what was the biggest reason you decided to stay?
I would say the paychecks to buy my "energy boosts" and the naked women in the New York locker room are great incentives to stay.
 
Is your drive to win the biggest reason for your success or do you feel there's other factors at play?
All I want to do is score goals so that's what drives any success I have. If you look at our team record this season in Ottawa you would see that winning is overrated for me. Scoring goals>>>>winning.
 
You always seem to be getting into sticky situations. Are those by accident or do you guide yourself into a gay bar?
That was totally on the taxi driver... I would have no interest in going to a gay bar on my own.
 
We find everything you write is fun to read and wants us looking forward to the next article. What makes you such an effective storyteller?
Its amazing how creative my mind can be on those "energy boosts". You should try it some time.
 
Anything else you'd like to add?
Yeah off the record right?... Do you have any coke or know someone who has coke? I need some coke and not that crap you drink.
 

Bobby Ricky Arrested

 
For our weekly readers on Bobby Ricky, this news will come as no surprise. The 19-year-old hockey player has had plenty of troubles with drugs and alcohol since the age of 12 which has led to three arrests before the age of 18 and a lot of community service. However, this time it was for a totally different reason.
 
911 dispatcher: 911 what’s your emergency?
 
Caller: Yeah there’s some kid in a limo with like five hookers
 
911 dispatcher: How old is this kid? And where are you?
 
Caller: Oh he looks like he’s 18 or 19. I’m right outside the Lynx’s arena.
 
911 dispatcher: Okay. How do you know these ladies are hookers?
 
Caller: There’s always hookers around the Lynx’s arena and he picked them out one-by-one to get in the limo with him. I think he may play for the Lynx.
 
911 dispatcher: Please stay on the line as he send out patrol officers.
 
Caller: You may want to hurry. It looks like the limo is leaving.
 
That’s all that the Ottawa please department would release to the media but apparently as the limo starts to leave, the caller jumps in front of the limo and gets hit. After he lands on the hood and rolls off, the driver and four of the hookers leave the limo to check the damage and make sure the person is okay. After the driver says there’s no damage, Bobby demands he drive off and head back to Bobby’s apartment so he can have relations with the remaining hooker in the limo.
 
As they start to drive off, they notice some red and blue flashing lights behind them, but with a sexy lady in the back doing sexy things to Bobby, there was no way he was going to let his driver stop the limo. This quickly turned into a high-speed chase on the freeway as things continued to heat up in the back of the limo. The limo quickly went off the freeway and turned onto a street going the wrong way just as a patrol car was heading towards them (pictured below).
 

 
The cap car heading towards them causes the limo to swerve off the road and crashes into the guard rail. Quickly the police surround the car and open up the back door to see this:
 

 
The police arrest the driver, Bobby Ricky and the unnamed hooker on multiple charges including resisting arrest, fleeing a hit and run and solicitation. Bobby Ricky’s attorney office did not respond to our call about the incident but its expected the VHLM will have to suspend Bobby on top of any other league ramifications that will happen due to this incident. The off-ice antics of Bobby Ricky never seem to stop if he doesn’t mature quickly, his hockey career could be over before it really begins.  
 

Welcome to VHLM This Week.
 
TPE Earners
 
Check out the Fantasy Zone. There are two zones, the VHLM version and the VHL version.
*Anyone can join the VHL fantasy zone, only VHLMers can join the VHLM zone. So go on and jump into both to try and double your gains!*
Most weeks both zones will only have 2 options for you. a) Pick 'em. You are given 4 games and you choose the winners of those 4 games. If you choose correctly and all 4 teams you chose are winners, you are awarded +1 TPE. b.) Predict the score. You are given 1 game and you must choose the winner and the final score. If you are right, you get awarded +3 TPE.
 
Player store is open again. Use your newly earned contract money to improve your player or see yourself in the mag!
 
Announcements
 
The new site banner voting is in the final stage. Make your voice heard and vote for your favourite submission.
 
Round 5 of the GFX Tourney was announced and the brackets are set up. It is a head-to-head competition with pre-selected renders. Should be interesting to see what these great artists can produce. Keep your eyes peeled for the sigs when they come out.
 
There have been some rule changes that affect the VHLM. Some of the changes include all teams having a 50 TPE CPU back-up and some free agency adjustments. Check out the full announcment here.
 
The VHL has their Instagram account up and running. Just for following with your account, you get +1 TPE. Simply follow them and then post in the thread. There's also a two PT opportunities you can take a look at in the thread. Good to see social media expanding for the league.
 
Media
Here are some media spots and Fan590s I was looking at I thought you guys might find to be funny or a good read.
 
Edition 51 of On the Rise is out, the mag crew works really hard on it so make sure you check it out if you aren't.
 
Bobby Ricky shares with us why he has such a burning desire to score goals. As always, a good read.
 
AIM-11 gives us some food for thought with his article on why switching to V2 of the STHS could be a good thing for the VHL. Well thought out, he brings points to both the pros and cons columns.
 
You can check out all the weekly updates in media or fan590s.
 
Graphics
 
We'll take a quick look at some signatures. These are all made by users and we think these are really well done and recommend you check them out and other submitted sigs on ideas on how to make your own better.
 
Jody 3 Moons makes it again, this time with a really colourful sig with a lot of cool effects in it. We think it's really well done and you should check it out.
 
Jaime Hill made this cool sig, we like the use of the smoke effect.
 
Round 4 voting of the Sig Tourney is up, check it out and put in your vote! Lots of cool sigs in there to see as well.
 
Lots of other that are worth checking out in the graphics section.
 
Games
 
The Blades laid the smack down on the Lynx in this one, final score 8-3.
 
The Gladiators exploded for 9 goals in this game against the Lynx, final score 9-3.
 
You can check out all the games that were played in the S40 games section.
 
VHLM Player Spotlight
 
Coca Cola, the new goalie for Ottawa, sat down with us for a quick chat.
 
 
 

^ big announcements!! Join up

For you new guys who might not know about everything in the league, here are things to go look at.
 
VHLM Training Camp - If you haven't claimed it already; it's 10 free TPE.
 
VHL Fantasy Zone - Find an open thread and go predict what they want you to predict. Maybe you'll get some TPE.
VHLM Fantasy Zone - See above.
 
XM Radio - Aka Fan590s; all you have to do is write an article of 150+ words, and you get 1 TPE. This does not require a grade. Alternatively, you can do a VHL Radio podcast for 2 TPE.
 
VHLM Practice Facility - Find the thread for the current week; post in it; add your 1 free TPE!
 
Welfare - If you happen to find yourself unable to do a point task for any week, you can go claim 2 free TPE from Welfare. Just post in the current week's thread and that's what you do. This is an alternative to a Media Spot/Graphic.

Glad to see Ricky's tearing it up now.

Bobby Ricky and his early success
 
After a pretty terrible first professional season, Bobby Ricky has improved to score 17 goals in 15 games and total 27 points. It’s evident that his offseason ice skating lessons has helped but he seems to have a little more white on his face than normal recently and we all have a good idea what it is…
 

 
With a little white powder on his nose, Bobby seems like a totally different player, especially early on in his ice time. When he first hits the ice, there is no player that can match his energy and hustle but after a couple minutes, Bobby seems to do the stupidest things and it even affects him when he first gets to the bench…
 

 
But after a quick “bathroom break”, he comes back full of energy and ready to take on the opponent. The coaching staff says that Bobby Ricky has the bladder of a 74-year-old man but the evidence shows otherwise. It amazes me how the VHLM doesn’t drug test the 19-year-old kid who is known to have issues with alcohol and getting drunk at gay bars “accidentally”.

Bobby Ricky and his early success
 
After a pretty terrible first professional season, Bobby Ricky has improved to score 17 goals in 15 games and total 27 points. It’s evident that his offseason ice skating lessons has helped but he seems to have a little more white on his face than normal recently and we all have a good idea what it is…
 

 
With a little white powder on his nose, Bobby seems like a totally different player, especially early on in his ice time. When he first hits the ice, there is no player that can match his energy and hustle but after a couple minutes, Bobby seems to do the stupidest things and it even affects him when he first gets to the bench…
 

 
But after a quick “bathroom break”, he comes back full of energy and ready to take on the opponent. The coaching staff says that Bobby Ricky has the bladder of a 74-year-old man but the evidence shows otherwise. It amazes me how the VHLM doesn’t drug test the 19-year-old kid who is known to have issues with alcohol and getting drunk at gay bars “accidentally”.

He's miles away by now Boom. They will never catch him.

He played better as a zombie!

heey!

I also don't like how recreates can time it perfectly so they get an extra VHLM season before they get drafted and start their VHL clock when I joined like a week early and lose that season in my career
 
That by itself made me want to quit the league because it puts me at such a disadvantage but luckily I got picked to a VHL team with a few guys I know from other leagues

I also don't like how recreates can time it perfectly so they get an extra VHLM season before they get drafted and start their VHL clock when I joined like a week early and lose that season in my career
 
That by itself made me want to quit the league because it puts me at such a disadvantage but luckily I got picked to a VHL team with a few guys I know from other leagues