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Press button get hockey @Zetterberg is helping us sim, so we’re not using official VHL sliders. It looks like Simon dialed up the steroids or rabies, but that should sort itself out when Josh starts simming the tournament.

Do we have to pretend to be surprised? Nicely done Yvon of the Yukon!

No I was definitely in jail, I didn’t get psychic results that night

Holy

Ummmmm aren’t you town too…..? Oh shit I didn’t know his kills expired

I’m sorry whoever this ends up being, I know life gets in the way, but the jailor is bad. They exist but I’ll keep my thoughts as to why they’re missing in action til after. Jailor we NEEEED a kill today. Barzal is a good one. If Jericho is bad, Devise is a good one. Maybe even keeping Gus from spreading whatever venereal disease he’s got would be good.

Fuck it, let’s hang Jericho. If he’s bad, Devise is probably bad too. UNVOTE BARZAL VOTE JERICHO

After a big barn burner, we're back with more pre-tournament play today! Game 4 - Team Europe vs Team USA Game 5 - Team World vs Team Canada Game 6 - Team Asia vs Team Europe gg ya'll

@Ptyrellyour turn to math it ip we’re already all on Barzal and it’s a Friday so swinging a vote right now would be hard. Devise is freaking me out. If he is the jailor he’s bad at it, I got jailed N2 and no one showed up to talk which was awkward. He and Jericho vouching for each other is just a Dutch rudder, it’s only them and no one else has anything else good to say about them. Gus is really freaking me out. He HAS to be PB or Arso. He’s visited a lot of people. A lot…. A lot. I don’t like that. It’s very Gus to go full chaos when he finally gets to play instead of host.

VIE-dot or VEE-dough?

This makes you way more sus lmao

That’s ok, I definitely don’t agree you’re a spy

A whole episode about me? Aw shucks. Big swing for the fences betting on Groovy Dood for anything but the Boulet but I appreciates the faith.

VOTE BARZAL

I got NSG or Berocka is good! Berocka is pretty confirmed and @NSG88 has been terrifyingly quiet…

Damn I feel like we’ve been looking for a good way to quantify defence in STHS forever and you did it before the awards were over. I like rates, more is not always more when it comes to hits and PIMs. Tying the PIMs directly to team PK is so smart and effective. Damn. Nicely done.

I don't even need to see the "first" all-star team to know the "second" would beat them

AHEM

Game 1: USA vs Asia Game 2: Europe vs World Game 3: Asia vs Canada More to come tomorrow!

we do have the thickest skin and give out the most punishing hits, so the Boulet is the perfect award for us honestly

Are you saying BOO or BOO-lay?? WOOOO BACK TO BACK SMASH TROPHIES FOR GROOVY DOOD

Hard "AF" Markinson, nicely done

oh shit Dooms was lurking in gen chat when we were posting pics today, that's actually me

YESSSSS @KaleebtheMighty! This is the most important award of the night, and you earned it buddy. The VHLE wouldn't have been nearly as hype without you, thanks for getting everyone on board with it. The way you handled the "constructive" criticism and pushback was admirable. Your artwork is friggin unreal. Thanks for being you

That's a Tonn of hardware ha ha