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Wow the Toronto fire sale wasn’t an exaggeration

I stand by my statement.

Goalie trades?! 👁

Too bad Fun fact, he was not drafted as a defenceman (either in S73 VHL draft or by most of the S79 VHFL drafts ugh, or when he scored 40 goals in S75, or when he was passed over for 6 Labattes in a row) BRO. Jeffrey Pines is a GOD in one stat and you didn’t even list it here. Unbelievable. This is not a Game Winning Article. Jeffrey Pines is quantitatively the most clutch player ever. Figure it out. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! The Jeffrey Pines Memeorial Tournament MVP award is literally named after him. Someday, when someone other than the GOAT himself wins, the winner will also get a signed hockey stick and a vinyl copy of the latest 3PPAO. ARE YOU EVEN A JEFFREY PINES FAN AJ???!!!???! I’m starting to think this is JOKE meant to DISRESPECT the best forward-turned-defenceman from S73. I hope you stare in shame at the Pines poster hanging over your bed tonight.

Saaaaam

Yesssss, what an all star team you’ve got here! Hiring is always so damn hard, but Vic and Acyd were fortunate they had six spots open. Six great choices!

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The way giraffes whip their necks around freak me tf out. Did rory just say good job on the awards?! Rory bog, confirmed. Toronto: the Davos of NA :ded: Rory says the E is done in 5 seasons? I want some sort of bet on that. Get that e tattoo on your ass when you’re WRONG great behind the scenes look at how rory ruined fantasy. I think the real “emergency” is still being on LA’s roster at the star of every year, but not having any D is pretty bad too Muff implying Pines didn’t time his position switch to explicitly fuck up fantasy is a bold take I can’t agree with Tanky sixth in +/-?! Revoke his BUST status Howww does Jeffery Pines the DEFENDER still crush the GWG leaderboard?! He’s so clutch “We would win the S72 Founders Cup if we were all scorers” yes, score goals good I just noticed the little bits of tape over the rory and hylands pfps on the show cover, does that imply there were two other hosts first and muff replaced them with this cast?? 35 mins of VHL talk? New PB Hot take: spongebob minor characters is a too niche a tier list category. Should’ve had “Dr Spongebob” Ferk on to save you guys. Anyone I don’t know or you couldn’t convince me to love (“THE HASH SLINGER!”), instant F tier yeah I couldn’t do it, I couldn’t make a tier list. Next time. Review: (now gimme 1 TPE)

Preaaaaaach. You won’t last long if you’re not doing something you actually like doing. Congrats on the AGM gig! Don’t forget to apply for the WJC GM job this year, it’s a great addition to every resume. oh and Atta be @rory

Isn’t Garcia famous as one of the worst high TPE players ever??

Thanks Gus, I did! 6/10, only because I forgot Protip to everyone mobile in the comments: you need to turn your phone sideways to find the spoiler button that looks like 👁

You sure I don’t have a typo and a 0 in my spreadsheet Dom???

Every single season we try to rebuild the blue line to get us over the hump. Jiggly Juice might be the winning combo finally! (Any suggestions for a better nickname for our dynamic duo?)

Never forget: Tanky only had TWO POINTS in his first full VHLM season. Look at him now! @TXC

Live thoughts: - haaaaaa excellent you used the intro. Good fucking luck out intro’ing me, but I welcome the competition. Who else was in discord when jardy asked for an intro? @Spartan @Juice @Zetterberg - damn, you announced we have a collab so now we absolutely have to do it. Calling any audio engineer who wants to produce the best collab that’s ever hit the ear holes of the VHL - @thadthrasher is literally the only person here to VHL IRL, we’re all so insecure about trying to explain wtf we do on the internet - it took me three listens through to figure out wtf a “One and a Half Aussies Woman” was. I was quite uncomfortable the first time around but warmed up to the idea with each listen - I can absolutely record a bigAL soundboard. Hit me up with words you want me to say everyone. Again, need someone smarter to actually make it happen - absolutely bastardize the chode demon, effectively forcing gargantuan holes into jardy’s kingly licks. Motherfucking nerd only poopoos queenly, ruining shitty teams under vicious warlordship xclusively yoinking fucking Zetterberg. - you called Z a JUICE HATER?! Ruthless. I didn’t think they existed. @Juice - “I forgot the alphabet for a second there” no lies, I googled it so I had all the letters up in front of me when I wrote my alphabet post up there - DC > OT, I’m here for 60 minutes and that’s it - Welcoming every single new player every week? Pace yourself, I can try to do one new member of the week haha - I need to find this bootcast with the person who didn’t think the sim league was a real-people league - Jesus fucking Christ let me record you an outro so I never, ever have to hear that one again. I’m not sleeping tonight now.

right click -> open image in new tab -> copy and paste that url (it should end in .jpg or whatever) and hey, you gotta start somewhere!

Happy to have you back Bridges, you da man!

Congrats to @youloser1337 for earning some actual job pay! He’s hired.

Review: woah, a sig sized sig? Love it. The blurred effect legit makes me motion sick. I'm happy focusing in the middle but hate looking anywhere else. A logo swap or any work on the player render would add to this. Overall, 5/10.

Review: nicely done! The filters help make the colours look a bit more natural than just painting the red jerseys orange. Towes' logo swap is great, but Kane's needs some adjustment. The two logos are level, but their bodies aren't. Rotating Kane's a few degrees clockwise would make it look more physically proper. Overall, nicely done! 8/10

1. Hot starts are hot! Every game counts, and it's important to bank points early in the season. 2. OT sucks, everyone's tired and doesn't want to be there anymore. Give us the tie and let us go home and rest our legs. 3. Solid D is the trademark of and has been for some time. A good defender keeps the puck out of our end, but also gives that all-important first pass to start the rush. Clearly, Welch has that puck control ability that's allowing our forwards time and space to score. 4. Rugby 7s was today and yesterday and that's such a fun sport to watch. I haven't been able to yet but want to see some baseball action soon. There's some hometown heroes running in the 200m and the 800m races, so I'll definitely make a point to watch those. 5. 6. Neither - spring and fall > summer and winter. Extreme weather at either end of the thermometer sucks. Give me crisp and cool any day of the week.

Transaction ID: 20711854702631577 5 uncapped Doubles Week $1M

@BrutalBoost try again with your goalie

Does @Enorama get DQ'd on the last pick? Despite being on discord all day every day?! Will he survive if Groovy Dood gets an extra bonus next season?!? Only time will tell (pick before next sim plz)

Does this chart on the first comment only use updated weeks to calculate the average? How can IA guys like Andre Lebastard and Wolf Stansson have 8+ average TPE per week despite getting zeros for the last three months?