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Today's guest: COLE NEWHOOK 6'2, 205 Age 20, TPE 60 "Hello, Mr. Newhook and welcome to the person that made you. Thank you for joining us today." "I'm glad I could be here. Not that I had a choice." "Very true. Ok, so I am going to ask a few questions. First off, what do you think is your best attribute?" " Well, I tried to make myself a goal scoring, playmaking center, but the high scoring part of that didn't didn't work out. 3 goals in 25 games in the VHLM doesn't exactly scream prolific scorer, although my TPE says i'm best at scoring, with a 61. I had 15 assists for 18 points in 25 games, so I'd say I'm best at passing." "Thank you. Alright, next question. How much growing do you think you will do in your career?" " That is a good question. I believe I could grow a lot, not nearly as one of the best in the league, but to a good, dependable depth player in the VHL, if I continue at my current earning average. If I speed up earning, I could grow into a second line center who can put up a very good amount of points. I assume I will stay very active and continue earning throughout my career." "Where do you think you will be drafted in Season Seventy-Two's draft?" " I believe I could be a solid late third round to late fourth round steal, and I think I could be drafted in that range. "Do you think that there is a possibility that you might not be drafted at all?" "Oh, definitely. I joined relatively late for the Season Seventy-Two draft class and am a first-gen player, so I didn't learn the ropes immediately, and therefore earned less TPE when I joined. It took me at least a week to figure out how to get TPE apart from Practice, so I got off to a slow start. I know that there is a possibility of being undrafted. I am hanging around forty-five or so in the draft rankings, but I have received a message from a VHL GM." "How do you think your performance in the VHLM will affect your draft position?" "I don't know if it will, honestly. I don't know if it ever does. I'm guessing that I didn't perform to the best of my abilities in the VHLM in my first season, and was not on one of the best teams in the league, so I think I easily could have got many more points last season." "Now for some questions less about your hockey career and more personal. What is your favorite NHL team?" "Oh, the Buffalo Sabres, definitely. Hometown team. I know they are not great (understatement) but the future is dimly lit!" "VHL team?" " Maybe Malmo, just because I like their logo." "VHLM team?" Philadelphia or New Orleans, again, logos. I haven't spent enough time in the league to have a favorite." "Thank you for joining your creator here today." " My pleasure." " And there he was, folks, the man, myth, legend himself, Cole Newhook, via Zoom in his apartment in Mississauga." He compiled 3 goals and 15 assists in 25 games for the Mississauga Hounds."

Thank you!

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Moscow 4-2

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Welcome to the Hounds, dude. Go Sabres!

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wait i misread sorry nvr mind

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Just 15 shots and we still won?? How?

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