Mongoose87

By Grabthar's Hammer, what a savings!

1. I wanted the Bern team. 2. Only have a couple seasons of Kosmo left, so I've been thinking about it. Might try a forward, this time 3. Man, I don't know who's good at that shit. 4. I had people over for role-playing. Hadn't done that in over a year. 5. I've been playing NCAA 13, Diablo II and Retro Goal. 6. I think it's going to be a tough year. My sense is that we got older and we we're already inconsistent.

1. I am under a legally binding agreement that prohibits me from discussing my off-season plans. 2. The regression part 3. I had wanted the Bern team to make it. Paris and Berlin are already well-represented in many places. 4. I think I picked Warsaw? They're in there, right? 5. Having dinner guests. 6. I wanted the Habs to win, just so Pittsburgh would still be the most recent back to back. Obviously I'd just prefer if Pittsburgh won.

1. Cry. Try to keep it together. Cry more. 2. I think I picked Paris, Been and I can't remember the third. 3. It's Canada Day Thursday, and my boss gave us Friday off, too. I'm going to get a lot of relaxation in. 4. Montreal, so that Pittsburgh remains the most recent back to back. 5. Maybe Hero Quest, since it could double as an RPG. 6. No, once we're out, my fucks are gone.

1. I'll probably eat 100 hotdogs. 2. Seeing Kosmo somehow perform his best with *less* TPE. 3. I liked the Berlin names better. 4. Vegas and New York 5. I just never leave my house. 6. I want a nice late 14th-early 15th century brigandine chest piece.

1. We've been consistently inconsistent until this hot streak. But it's more important to be hot at the right time than all the time. 2. Unsportsmanlike Conduct: offering an official a narcotic. 3. Hulk Hogan's music. 4. CO-CAINE!!!!!! 5. They haven't invented numbers that high. 6. I would never have wasted TPE on passing.

1. Forgot to vote 2. Either some sort of eagle or a giant Uncle Sam. 3. I don't follow after my team is knocked out. I get too irritable. 4. In Canada, we don't celebrate Memorial Day, but my weekend was okay. Were settling into a new house, it's work. 5. I might reuse Giorgyi Costanzov, from my old league. 6. I don't really like anything about 22 degrees Celsius, which is most days.

1. This might be my best season to date. 2. It seems like they could've gotten a similar benefit by extending players' stay in the VHLM. 3. I'm not really attached to any of them, TBH. 4. Didn't vote or see any of the submissions. 5. I *was* watching the Penguins. 6. Having friends inside my house.

1. To be honest didn't watch it. I find draft presentations really dull. 2. Regression wasn't as bad as I feared, though I guess we'll see how that looks on ice. 3. I don't really follow the world juniors. 4. We'll probably see deeper teams, maybe some players being able to specialize a bit more. 5. I used to do the ProAm, don't really have time to keep track of a another discord though. I was on the Rain City Bitch Pigeons last time. 6. I am excited to see how the league whiffs on Kadri's discipline.

1. Well, I don't actually remember who I predicted. Let's say yes. 2. Moving to a bigger house! 3. There's a lot of potential if we can get our lines right. Remember that streak right after I came over, where we scored constantly? 4. Probably the Netherlands. 5. Probably not, I'm hella lazy. 6. Trick question - birbs live in caves.

1. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale Moon light? 2. I mean, just based on probabilities, he likely won't. 3. I think it belongs to someone else, so... Meh? 4. I don't really pay attention after we've been eliminated, so, no. 5. I did the time I was in it, but not now. 6. I'm hoping to make this Spanish bread and garlic soup this week. Should be interesting!

Kosmo Kramerev - DF

1. The recycle bin seems likely. 2. Not present this season. 3. No one. LET IT ALL BURN! 4. Staring into the grim abyss that is regression. 5. That crown looks like it would be hard to skate in. 6. A sheep, for wool, a chicken, for eggs and a comm badge, so I can get the Enterprise to beam me out.

1. I think my recent scoring drought is emblematic of our situation. 2. Jubis, because he cannot be rated high enough. 3. Rebound control. Stops you from having to make repeated saves from one opportunity. 4. A Jewish deli, so I can get myself a pastrami sandwich. 5. Actually having one. 6. Hufflepuff. Long live the bumbling badger of mediocrity!

1. Unless some ridiculous offer comes along, we stand pat. 2. Well, I know no one on the Canucks will be traded for. 3. Welfare 4. Bat Out of Hell 5. The winning area is the one in most need of improvement. 6. We've been heating up, I think we might sneak in.

1. A little slow, but we knew we were rebuilding. 2. I'm disappointed, TBH. I thought I'd score more. 3. A miniature horse named Lil Sebastian. 4. James Earl Jones. The man is made of gravitas. 5. Do rehab clinics do endorsements? 6. Sergei Kostitsen, for giving us this: https://youtu.be/5i_7s45q7wc

1. So far, our beef has only had sizzle. Now, it will have a one two punch of sizzle and fizzle. 2. Sorry, I think this is a building year. Next year. 3. Our unshakable drinking. 4. Defense go up, player more gooder. 5. Clicking that button for 10 free TPE from training camp. 6. The opportunity to get them in on the ground floor of my essential oils business.

1. Cry. Lie down. Cry more. 2. Magic Carpet Ride by Stephan Wolfe. No, not that one. 3. I refuse to follow along after I'm eliminated. 4. Fill it up with Mexican Black Tar Heroin. Uhh, I mean, get a milkshake. 5. Jubis 6. I'm a bit of a counting addict.

1. It was a very up and down year. I'm not very surprised it ended like it did, though I wish it hadn't. We were just so streaky. 2. I want to see what Askarov can do with sole command of the crease. 3. Michael Richards seems the logical choice. 4. Focus and dedication. If you really know how to train a goalie, they can play way over where you'd expect. 5. Uhhhh... London should've been... Better? TBH, I don't pay any attention to other teams. 6. Damn, who's even on the team anymore? How about Prout?

1. He's incredibly selfish and will only pass if forced to. Those goals come at the cost of many odd man rushes. 2. Pretty easy - Askarov, the new G. 3. The chicks are great. 4. I started spiking the Gatorade with meth. 5. Shots blocked. Hits lead to penalties. 6. They're going to be a big part of the new look Wranglers. The speed at which they pick things up will determine the course of the season.