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41. Probably healing magic. Ouch. 43. Before each game they rub their stick with the taxidermied remains of their beloved childhood cat. 44. It was a nuclear warhead and the fan was a Korean man surrounded by nervous cronies. 46. Well, there's only one solution for Prague problems: defenestration. 49. I brought pears. I don't play by the rules. 52. I'm going to give the Bat Signal a try.

"Who's your student government vice president?" "Oh, some Nobody."

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35. I mean, Victory is just there. 36. Ugh. Bearcoin, I guess? 37. They're probably going to make us give up all those Bearcoins we just mined. 38. I always thought it would be neat to find some freely-available game people could compete at, with the winners getting a TPE package. 39. I'm concerned about the state of the VHLM and VHLE. The M used to be so fun and competitive, now teams are struggling to ice full lineups. 40. It's been fine. TBH, I don't have as much time to spend on Discord as I used to.

Are we sure we want players to see the terrible truth?

CTESPN Taps Kramerev for Hockey Coverage This morning, CTESPN President and CEO, Antonio Brown and Chairman Mr Big Chest held a press conference to announce that retired Calgary Wranglers and New York Americans defenseman, Kosmo Kramerev would be joining the network as its first ever VHL hockey analyst. “Kosmo brings a blend of experience and professionalism that is exactly what CTESPN needs to kick-start our hockey coverage,” said Brown, before grinning broadly and casting an unsettling, wide-eyed look around the press room. “You've got three liters of Kramerev in your coverage, buddy,” said Kramerev, gesturing emphatically in Brown's direction. Kramerev would be an unconventional choice for most sports networks. The mind behind multiple failed hockey leagues, each more unusual than the last, and the co-star of the historically massive cinema flop, Space Trek: The Rage of Khatun, Kramerev is generally considered unreliable and eccentric at best, or a flight risk, at worst. For CTESPN, however, this would generally be considered “on brand.” Kramerev is expected to provide updates on the VHL with alleged regularity, as well as analysis of individual games, bringing the expertise of a nine season veteran to a network that has, until now, exclusively covered the NFL. Terms of Kramerev's contract were incomprehensible gibberish.

1. A goalie will lead the league in scoring for the first time. 2. Giorgiy Costanzov, the best shooter with a blocker. 3. My whole family got sick, so it's been easy to keep busy. 4. Mostly the prestige it brings in public. 5. I would like to exercise my fifth amendment rights. 6. I think I follow it on Twitter?

12. Who doesn't love a McFleury? Delicious! 13. Victor is a sure thing and it's good to get a blue chip like that. 15. Well, my kid just came down with a flu or something, so probably not much! 16. It's probably going to be ugly. I'm the rookie goalie on a team at the beginning of a rebuild. 17. Better than last season, but I doubt we'll make the playoffs. 20. "I just wanted you to know, we're all counting on you. Good luck."

1. I thought it was a pretty good individual season. One of the better GAAs in the E, despite facing the most shots. 4. I'd go with Victor, but that's just me. 5. Oreo McFleury could be a sleeper to sign here. Write it down. 6. I have this funny feeling that CowboyInAmerica is going to be the one. 10. He was a great VHLM GM for me (waiver season). If he brings the same approach to Prague, he'll excel. 11. There's a big Purim event coming up, that should be fun.

2. I usually go by goal differential. I'd do shot differential if I could. 3. All of them but David. 4. Start sending the league's secret police to arrest randomly selected users. 5. No, I used to, before it went legit. 6. I famously do stupid jokes or overwrought meta humor. 7. I've always been a man for cookie dough.

I think the backup rule doesn't go far enough. We should ban teams from playing their starter.

58. The A Team. I didn't know they were even eligible! 59. I never root for any team that isn't my own. 63. Mostly getting into Soup Mode. 64. The most important move is to call up the future best goalie in team history. 65. Probably shouldn't have done that, tbh. 66. I can pay $25 for the good of all humankind.

49. It's important to give the active players some help so they don't feel disheartened seeing their numbers plummet. 50. Deadlines are nice. They make this pleasant whooshing sound as they go by. 52. The flagship item will be the Victory Burger. Then you have the fries branded as "sticks," serve the desserts in a penalty box. 53. Victory Burgers, obviously. 54. The Rain City Bitch Pigeons. Google it. 55. He sort of forced his way into a family's apartment and made them watch a movie with them. It was very unc

40. The BareMac has nothing on it at all. 41. The Spanish Inquisition. I wasn't expecting them to be contenders. Actually, I wasn't expecting them at all. 45. Any time something goes well for him, he overanalyzes the situation and ruins it. 46. I think I agreed to be someone's rival, but now I've forgotten who. 47. I'd like to go visit the Staffordshire hoard, the Wallace Collection and Habsburg castle in Switzerland. I have a great interest in history. 48. I'm just trying to come up with an idea that doesn't involve Smash Mouth.

Don't worry!? DON'T WORRY!??!?

So, is Smash Mouth off limits, then?

31. The wife and I watched Women Talking recently. It's supposed to be a very accurate portrayal of that Mennonite community. 32. I guess VEEP. That's the only show I've ever binged twice in one year. 33. Apricots. Keep you regular. 34. Gummy candies. My true weakness. 35. Well, obviously the Bears, so my team is in. Then David, NY and Calgary, three teams I fondly look back on playing for. 38. Generally speaking, I have s good life. That said, I have a pretty nasty cough right now that I could stand to lose.

23. You know, this league only has one team in LA. Serious leagues have at least two. 26. The Qonos Warbirds would play with skill and ferocity! Qapla'! 27. C - Sidney Crosby - one of the greatest of all time W - Jake Guentzel - has great chemistry with Crosby W - Brad Marchand - great track record with Crosby and I'll never have to worry about playing against him D - Adam Fox and Cale Makar - do I need to explain? G - Jordan Binnington - to give other teams a chance 28. He gets really particular about where he parks on the east to the arena. 29. There's this one page with great soup that he eats before every home game. 30. Nothing of use whatsoever. Now, if they wanted to learn about propane and propane accessories...

Attention Bajoran skaters:

You could put links in your signature to your career PTs.

1. I'm hoping to win double digits this season. 2. I play it the only way I know how: badly. 3. Well, if we can have more than two active players, that will go a long way. 4. If we can get more waivers, I expect good things. 5. Bucatini is going to rip it up. Yeehaww, you mothers! 6. I like that Shawn left last year's guys in the LR. Helps build activity.