jacobcarson877

your mom

Hi! Welcome to the league! I am the GM for the San Diego Marlins, and I can offer you all of the ice time. Like all of it. I've got a very empty team and although we won't be fighting in the playoffs I can offer you a great chance to learn the site and get prepared for the drafts in the offseason. Quote this and reply with #jointhebigfish and I'll send you a standard contract!

Ricer! WOOOOO I know you've been scoping destinations for a while now but if you'd like to join my Marlins give me a quick #jointhebigfish and I'll get you all settled!

Tina! I'm sure you and Ricer have talked about a landing spot but if that's with my Marlins, give me a quick #jointhebigfish and I'll send you an offer!

Incredible work! Glad to have you on the team and I'm ready for a great career from you!

Hi! Welcome to the league! I am the GM for the San Diego Marlins, and I can offer you all of the ice time. Like all of it. I've got a very empty team and although we won't be fighting in the playoffs I can offer you a great chance to learn the site and get prepared for the drafts in the offseason. Quote this and reply with #jointhebigfish and I'll send you a standard contract!

What'd Cow do to the water???

Hi! Welcome to the league! I am the GM for the San Diego Marlins, and I can offer you a spot in a tandem. I've got a very empty team and although we won't be fighting in the playoffs I can offer you a great chance to learn the site and get prepared for the drafts in the offseason. Quote this and reply with #jointhebigfish and I'll send you a standard contract!

We need more conditional trades like this, great work gents.

Hi! Welcome to the league! I am the GM for the San Diego Marlins, and I can offer you all of the ice time. Like all of it. I've got a very empty team and although we won't be fighting in the playoffs I can offer you a great chance to learn the site and get prepared for the drafts in the offseason. Quote this and reply with #jointhebigfish and I'll send you a standard contract!

Hi! Welcome to the league! I am the GM for the San Diego Marlins, and I can offer you all of the ice time. Like all of it. I've got a very empty team and although we won't be fighting in the playoffs I can offer you a great chance to learn the site and get prepared for the drafts in the offseason. Quote this and reply with #jointhebigfish and I'll send you a standard contract!

It most certainly was yesterday and I thought exactly the same thing, crazy how close it all is but how spread it CAN appear if you just look at it from another angle

fascinating discoveries

Hey! Welcome to the site. I'm the GM of the San Diego Marlins, and although our roster is pretty well empty, and we are falling down the standings, I can offer you as much ice time as you'd like, and the chance to build a player ready to take on the drafts in the upcoming offseason. If that interests you quote this and reply with #jointhebigfish and I'll send you a standard contract.

This looks good for my VHFL team. Approved.

Welcome back! The Marlins can offer you a split of starts, but given that the only player I actually have right now is also a goalie, we won't be winning many games. Quote this and reply with #jointhebigfish and I'll send you an offer!

Landon Wolanin slump week incoming

Hello! I am the GM of the San Diego Marlins, and I have quite the offer for you! Lots of ice time, a fun group of players to learn the site with and a chance to fight for a playoff spot! If this sounds like a good deal to you, quote this message and reply with #jointhebigfish and I’ll send you a standard contract!

Welcome back! So far the Marlins consist of literally just a goalie, but with you we could make it 2! I can split you for the rest of the season, just give me a nice #jointhebigfish and I'll send you an offer!

Hey! Welcome back! What I have to offer you with the Marlins is so much ice time, literally every line. We're going to be pretty bad, but you could definitely get some standout performances. You know the drill, quote this and reply with #jointhebigfish and I'll send you an offer!

I really have no statistical evidence to back this, because after all this is a vhl.com article and quite frankly I’m just going to assume I’m right until someone proves me wrong, but I feel like overall, save percentage, and thus shooting percentage has far less range as it used to. The difference between the surprising team leading in shooting percentage (Toronto) and the utterly abysmal Prague group is only 2.54%, and even TOR seems like an outlier, a whole .34% higher than the second place team, Helsinki. What I did notice however is there seems to be a pretty clear dividing line between playoff team shooting percentages and non-playoff team shooting percentages. Seems like the cut-off is roughly 7.5%, with 8/10 playoff teams hitting that threshold, everyone except the incredibly strange Warsaw Predators and the young Davos team, who miss that threshold by .08%. Warsaw’s shooting percentage seems to be yanked down by Hari Singh Nalwa who I would have expected to have roughly double the goals they have given the shot totals. Davos has the young trio of Siyan Yasilievich, Napolean Dynamite and Jake Thunder who cannot seem to put the puck in the net, although aren’t trying nearly as hard as Nalwa. What has been really interesting to me, however, has been Calgary (of course), where every defenseman has below 6% shooting this season so far, despite the lowest forward being just below 8%. Poor GoodBrandSun is shooting 2.78% so far despite the incredible rookie season. Hopefully that means a burst of goalscoring from the back end is due for Calgary.

SAN DIEGO MARLINS PRESS CONFERENCE Week Ending 7/24/2022 or 7/31/2022 Answer 3 questions for 1 capped TPE, all 6 for 2. 1. Well, as I write this, we just have 1 player. How great do you think Minion's save percentage is going to be facing all those shots every game? 2. What is your favourite drink after a long hot day? 3. How have you been keeping yourself busy these days? 4. Since this is the last week of the month, what has been the best thing that happened to you this month? 5. What is something you've always wanted to get into, but never got around to it? 6. Which team do you think will surprise us all come the playoffs? @Minion

HUGE!

VHFL will never be the same

Hey! Glad to see you making your way to the VHL! I'm the GM of San Diego and if you join us, you'll be my only forward. Which does come with the perks of maximum playing time, generally accelerated point generation and pretty much a personal GM to help you become the best you can be before the draft. Downside is, we're not going to win many games. Quote this and reply with #jointhebigfish and I'll send you an offer!