The Domino Archives

3 minutes ago, Moon_50 said:

I'd have to give that to myself lol.

Who is most likely to eat a non edible food?

i ate a leaf once

2 minutes ago, Moon_50 said:

Definitely @FrostBeard

Who is most likely to get stuck in a elevator?

Probably me. My low levels of IQ would get the best of me.

Who is the most likely to change their name?

2 hours ago, thadthrasher said:

I mean, most mafia families have clergy in their circle, so me.

Who is the most likely to ruin a family gathering by being drunk and saying inappropriate things?

@Red sorry, but it is what it is.

Who is the most likely to be a pro Minecraft gamer?

yes

yes or no

Review: The fire background is well... fire! I really like how it blends with the Houston colours. Using an Oilers jersey was a little risky but you still pulled it off. I don't really like the font, so that's one thing that you need to change with your next graphics.

OVERALL RATING: 7/10

uh, me tbh

"Who is most likely to just stumble upon gold?"

chain

warning: spoilers for this podcast

I'll apply for any team

the worst player is leafs

5 hours ago, Crstats23 said:

Incorrect, Warsaw is already locked into the playoffs the games left just decide if they get a wildcard bye or not 

my bad

Hello everybody, I'm Vasily Pachenkov and you're watching VHL Network. New games have came in and we have some news for all you Riga fans out there. They onlh have one game left and they are 4 points behind the Warsaw Predators. So even if they win this game, they will not make it into the playoffs. That's right. The Riga Reign have fallen out of the playoffs race. So now it's the Warsaw Predators, the Prague Phantoms, and the Davos Dynamo. Warsaw is behind by 1 point, while Prague and Davos are tied with 77. Prague and Davos have one game left, so whoever wins gets in the playoffs. And whoever loses may be run over by Warsaw if they win their 2 games. But what if both teams win? Then it goes down to goal differential, which Davos and Prague are also tied in. And if it's tied again, it all goes down to luck. And if Warsaw loses those 2 games, then they can kiss the playoffs goodbye.  

This is Valisy, signing off.

woo!! @Moon_50

Minnesota Storm Presser

Answer 3 questions for 1 TPE, and 6 questions for 2 TPE!

1. It's almost Halloween. What is your dream Halloween costume?

2. The Storm are doing well. How do you you think we can level up this greatness?

3. Will we be the next cup champions?

4. Name one alumni Storm player.

5. Why should you subscribe to Pewdiepie?

6. Are we ready for the playoffs?

yummy

This is very much late because Towbaker is currently playing in the M for his second season.

Austin Towbaker was born in Los Angeles, USA with a heart of gold and a passion for hockey. At the age of 10 he started to play hockey at his local ice rink, always learning and growing every single day. He then met a guy called Josh Da Silva who taught him how to take good shots on the net and how to score. He went to take his talents to Sweden at the age of 16 to play for Frölunda of the Swedish Hockey League, was never really a point producer there. Nobody wanted him in there until he scored a game changing goal in a game versus Timra IK which gave them a chance to play in the finals. After a loss, a guy with a deep voice called Towbaker and said "Hello? Is this Towbaker? If so, I would like to sign you for our team. Our team isn't that good right now and we really need an offensive push. You think you can help us?". That sort of sounds like the... Oh! The GM of the Ottawa Lynx! This was it, his time to shine- wait. He only scored one goal in one season with 5 assists, why does he need him? It doesn't matter. The VHL was always his favourite league to watch. He had gotten almost every single players' signature on separate papers. This was it, he would be making it into the VHL! After that call, he wished the Frölunda management good luck as he would go to Ottawa to play. He got on a plane where he was recognised once by a Frölunda fan, but that was it.

It was time to have a good time.

He met up in Ottawa with the GM of the Ottawa Lynx and the AGM too. They had an interview and then they offered him a contract. Without hesitation, he signed it, planning to put his entire heart and soul into the franchise. After a week he went to the Canadian Tire Arena where he would get his jersey and to step foot on official VHLM ice. It felt so good for him being able to make his dream to play for the Lynx, and the scrape of the ice was so satisfying when he took strides. He could see himself scoring tons of goals in this arena. Surprisingly, he put up 45 points and soon was a well known player in Ottawa.

Hello @M0XI! Welcome to the VHL! I'm Domino, the AGM of the Minnesota Storm and we would love for you to be on our team. We could offer you 3rd line minutes, a great locker room, friendly people, and much more!

Quote this with the #WEARETHESTORM if you want to join our team.

11 hours ago, BarzalGoat said:

Hello all, to some I am a man, to others a goat, and to a lucky few, a friend.

 a goat

we are going to sing (in typing) in this article

Sing whatever you want. We just have to finish the song first, then to the next song.

Good luck, you're going to need it

shee-

Minnesota Presser! 

Answer 3 Questions for 1 TPE, and answer 6 for 2!

1. We're in a good spot for the playoffs. How will we do in the playoffs?

2. We picked up 2 Pearces. What do you think of the 3 Pearces on Minnesota?

3. Are you going to go to an NHL game ever?

4. We recently acquired a great player called Nils Godlander. What are your thoughts on this?

5. What country are you from?

6. If atoms never touch each other, have we touched anything in our lives?

google translate is your friend

all hail wumbology

Hello everybody and welcome to the S81-S82 VHL Network where we talk about your favourite teams. We have gotten reports that 2 new Pearces have decided to join the league. Both of which joining the Minnesota Storm. It all started with Nico, a 21 year-old playmaker who specializes in taking chances of scoring, of which he is second in the league with shots, right behind Austin Towbaker, a guy who has more points, but not the most potential. Then Cole and Calix came out on the same day, also being signed to the Minnesota Storm. Nico would always shoot on Cole with their other brother, Calix being defense. Nico was the most surprising of the bunch so he got an offer from Halifax to play there just before the playoffs. After that he got drafted to the Minnesota Storm, 3rd overall. He now has 83 points with 43 goals. We have yet to see Cole and Calix on Minnesota but there is one thing that might happen. "Nico with the puck, passes to Calix, Calix shoots, he scores! Hat-trick for Calix!". Minnesota will be a great team.

Anyways, that's the end of this, have a good day, see you later.

triplets