Ledge

Hi there! Welcome to the VHL! I'm Ledge and Dairy, the General Manager for the Miami Marauders. This season we are in a rebuild mode since we just won the cup this past season, so you will get plenty of playing time if you decide to join us! Despite being in rebuild mode we are only missing a few pieces to make this team a potential playoff competitor. We can help you learn about the league and ensure that you are able to reach your max potential right out of the gate. We would love for you to be a part of our team! If you would like to join us please quote this message and reply saying #DroppingTheAnchor

Hi there! Welcome to the VHL! I'm Ledge and Dairy, the General Manager for the Miami Marauders. This season we are in a rebuild mode since we just won the cup this past season, so you will get plenty of playing time if you decide to join us! Despite being in rebuild mode we are only missing a few pieces to make this team a potential playoff competitor. We can help you learn about the league and ensure that you are able to reach your max potential right out of the gate. We would love for you to be a part of our team! If you would like to join us please quote this message and reply saying #LetsGoMiami

The Miami Marauders are one point out of a playoff spot, currently held by the Halifax 21st. No games in hand either way, just one point dividing them. The Marauders leading with 17 wins but also sporting 21 losses. With the Philadelphia Reapers also at 35 points, but with one game in hand, it will be a battle for the ages. In fact, if they continue to collect waiver signings, the Marauders will resemble a certain Marauders team that went on to snag the 8th seed and go on to win the Founder's Cup. This edition may just have what it takes. Their standout stars include one of the league leaders in scoring and Marauders old timer Mix Bag OChips @KitRas, as well as rookie sensation Yun Chiang @FireballSalad, who recently recorded 6 goals in a single game, the rarely seen double hat trick! Goaltender Juha Jarvinen @Collusion has also more than found his footing in the league, cracking the leaderboards for multiple important goalie stats while backstopping the Marauders to a 3-1 sim yesterday. Along with fellow super scorer Jeremy D @lioneatingsnail and depth sniper Sick Nuzuki @Suzuki14, a defensive dynamo who goes by the name Benguin @Ninjadude, and a bit of a mystery player in Juan 'Borderline' Wong @Allhands_OnDeck, their core is set in stone and ready to wreak havoc on their opponents. 225 words

1. I think just puck luck. It got us into this hole so it should sure as hell get us out. We have the talent. 2. Vancouver. There's no way they should be first. 3. Twas Cologne, I just thought it was a cool name and logo. 4. Who else? The insane Irishman himself, we used to call him Redsus 5. Buffalo and Montreal come to mind, so does Copehagen to an extent 6. I mean, I'm in Jays territory, but I tend to side with the Red Sox.

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Hi there! Welcome to the VHL! I'm Ledge and Dairy, the General Manager for the Miami Marauders. This season we are in a rebuild mode since we just won the cup this past season, so you will get plenty of playing time if you decide to join us! Despite being in rebuild mode we are only missing a few pieces to make this team a potential playoff competitor. We can help you learn about the league and ensure that you are able to reach your max potential right out of the gate. We would love for you to be a part of our team! If you would like to join us please quote this message and reply saying #DroppingTheAnchor

Hi there! Welcome to the VHL! I'm Ledge and Dairy, the General Manager for the Miami Marauders. This season we are in a rebuild mode since we just won the cup this past season, so you will get plenty of playing time if you decide to join us! Despite being in rebuild mode we are only missing a few pieces to make this team a potential playoff competitor. We can help you learn about the league and ensure that you are able to reach your max potential right out of the gate. We would love for you to be a part of our team! If you would like to join us please quote this message and reply saying #DroppingTheAnchor!

Hi there! Welcome to the VHL! I'm Ledge and Dairy, the General Manager for the Miami Marauders. This season we are in a rebuild mode since we just won the cup this past season, so you will get plenty of playing time if you decide to join us! Despite being in rebuild mode we are only missing a few pieces to make this team a potential playoff competitor. We can help you learn about the league and ensure that you are able to reach your max potential right out of the gate. We would love for you to be a part of our team! If you would like to join us please quote this message and reply saying #LetsGoMiami

@Masu Chan Ya boi Cassels as the render

@Banackock still spots? Very interested

1. I mean, we seem to have this inconsistency gene among our players. We have a great team on paper, but we struggle to string Ws together. 2. Thunderstruck by AC/DC, and it would cut straight to the first 'you've been, THUNDERSTRAAACK' 3. I had a few overlap seasons with Condor Adrienne, and he was plain magnificent 4. When the Giant was on my pairing, we were pretty fire ngl 5. My number one is Sweden, because I adore the culture and want to live there kinda. Australia and UAE gotta be my 2 and 3. 6. The Arizona Coyotes retro reverse jersey (which I got for my birthday btw) is the hottest thing I have ever seen.

First of all, thank you for the compliments, I've been experimenting with the photo editor for a while now and I'm glad people like it And to answer your question, I'm not as talented as some of our graphics specialists here who can change the colours of jerseys using photo editors. What I tend to do is find a team or jersey that is a similar colour to the player I'm doing's VHL team. For example, Justin Lose plays for the Riga Reign, who have an orange logo/jersey. So I chose Joel Farabee, a player for the Philly Flyers (orange jersey) for his render.

Hey there, I'm Ledge and Dairy, the general manager of the Miami Marauders. Welcome to the VHL! Of course, as you've probably picked up by now, I'm here to offer you a contract. This season, the Marauders are in an interesting situation. We are technically rebuilding, and we can offer you top two minutes(you would be our best and only defenceman) as well as power play time, but we are also competing for a playoff spot due to the lackluster strength of our conference. Also, you're friend @FireballSalad also happens to play for us . You can join our discord locker room, where alumni and newbies alike can help you on your way to a fantastic VHL career. To accept the contract, just quote this post and reply by saying 'dropping the anchor!' Good luck with your career!

Hey there Will, I'm Ledge and Dairy, the general manager of the Miami Marauders. Welcome to the VHL! Of course, as you're probably getting used to by now, reading all the previous replies, I am here to offer you a contract. This season, the Marauders may not be the strongest of teams, but what we offer is lots of ice time, good stats as a result, and the chance to truly become a Marauder, which essentially means embracing our culture of inclusion and supportiveness and mingling with alumni and teammates. To officially join the squad, just quote this post and reply with 'dropping the anchor!', and I'll send you a contract. Either way, good luck with your VHL career!

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Hey there, welcome to the VHL! I'm Ledge and Dairy, the general manager of the Miami Marauders, and I would like to offer you a spot on my team. In contrary to some of the other offers, the Marauders are rebuilding this season, which means that you're not going to win a championship but you will get top six minutes and get good stats, which is solid for your rookie season. The Marauders have lots of very successful alumni as well as newbies such as yourself to help you on your journey to stardom. To officially join the team, just quote this post and reply with 'dropping the anchor!'

A meager 11 games into S80, it is already clear it is going to be a hectic season for the Riga Reign of the Euro Conference. With their S75-draft-year core nearing their peaks, their window for a championship is wide open. However, there is one glaring obstacle: a goaltender. Right now, the Reign have β-RIG G1 tending the crease, which naturally leads to some incompetency in between the pipes. Nevertheless, the Reign are one win away from .500 hockey and have an outstanding goal differential of +12 despite their record. Forwards Justin Lose and Cabe McJake are leading the pride with 19 and 20 points respectively, earning them both spots on the league points leaderboard. Isau DaMoose and newly minted attacker Jolly Greene Giant are both very reliable secondary scorers, and Linus Zetterstrom, Jan Hlozek, and Matt thunder are firing from the back end. Artair McCloud and Anze Miklavz, on the lesser side in TPE due to either activity or seniority, are still producing at a very acceptable level so far. Milk Jugs, the resident inactive, is seeing playing time as a 4th D due to a vacancy on the blueline. In other news, McKelvie was hired as my successor as AGM to hedge, a fantastic choice no doubt. Also, first round selection Hari Singh Nalwa was dealt in a three way deal that saw Riga acquire the Dragons' S81 first rounder. Thanks for reading!

1. I mean, the bot has done pretty decently so far, so honestly I have high hopes if we do end up getting a real goaler 2. Malmo looks to have an exceptionally strong team once again. 3. Now that I'm officially on the back 9, it'd be nice to break some personal point and assist records. 4. Well, the current logo is fine IMO, but the one that was close to getting past the BoG was pretty sweet. I'd be open to a new one. 5. Be prepared. Start banking as early as possible, and reimburse as quickly as possible to avoid any major losses 6. It'd be insulting if someone said anyone other than my boy Caufzi (although Zegras presents a strong case)

Never knew her well, but only ever heard good things. Gone too soon, fuck cancer. Rest in Peace.

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Cairo Fighting Camels or Cairo Hangry Camels (my preference) Algiers Sidewinders (my preference) or Algiers Sand Cats Abu Dhabi Oil Sheikhs (my preference) or Abu Dhabi Arabian Wolves

Hi there Tomas, I'm Ledge and Dairy, the general manager of the Miami Marauders. This season, the Marauders are rebuilding, which happens to put you in a great situation if you decide to join us. We don't have lots of players, so you would get top six minutes as well as top power play minutes likely for the entirety of the season if you remain active. The Marauders are defending champs, and we believe we run one of the most inclusive and professional locker rooms in the league. We have both VHL veterans and newbies such as yourself to help you learn and become a star. To make it official, quote this post and reply with 'dropping the anchor' to become a Marauder! Either way, good luck with your career!

Eh man, you are something truly special. Everything that's happened here you had coming. It's been a pleasure to be your teammate in Riga and frankly to be your friend.