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What birthday present would you like?

Fesler turn into a heater already

+4

One of my favorite sports writers, Jimmy Kempski, always writes about why each team in NFC East will be a dumpster fire, half jokingly but half finding the flaws of each team. Me Being inspired by that, I shall write about why teams shall be a dumpster fire this season, starting with New York. 1) The Ahma Curse - Stockholm made a horrible mistake in trading for Ahma. Instead of spending their time trying to win a cup, Ahma will send the entire team on searches for his pet lizard, meaning the team will get no sleep before games because they will spend the entire night lizard hunting. 2) Half the team is Boubabi's multis - Will Boubabi be able to keep up with updating and making media spots and such for an entire team? We know he is a tpe whore with karnage, but to do that with so many players is a ton of work 3) Lack of Players - The team features 5 forwards and 2 defensemen currently, and it's not like there are many sellers out there. What will the team do to get more players? 4) The curse of Munk - Munk has left the team, how will they ever recover from his loss?

Greetings members of the VHLverse, On Friday, March 25th we shall embark on a journey of eminent importance. On that day, I pledge to spam the following advertisement about the VHL on 200 Youtube videos. With a rough guestimate, I have probably spammed about 150 youtube videos in my spamming career so far, and have netted 2 recruits from that. With my amazing mathematical calculations, this equals 1 recruit per 75 spams. My goal for the VHL is for us to reach 1,000 youtube videos spammed on this day. I ask you, fellow VHL citizens to help with this spamming. Not for tpe or any other monetary gain, but because you enjoy this league and take pride in it, and want to see it continue to flourish with new recruits. Only a few people participated in our recent recruitment drive, and it was kind of sort of successful with a few recruits, but we need more. So I ask all of you to please take a pledge to make x amount of spams of the following message below: PS. Most of my spams go to videos relative to the VHL, so NHL 16 videos, and kind of hockey video, or any kind of sim league video. If we can reach 1,000 spams, I am hoping that gets us at least 10 recruits over time. Please join me! Longest Running Hockey Sim League Looking for New Members! Ever wanted to be a professional hockey player? The Victory Hockey League (VHL) is an online, browser-based hockey simulation forum. After signing up on the forum, creating and customizing your player is simple - you have almost total control over the type of player you want to have, and you will go through the entire career process, complete with drafts, a minor league, waivers, free agency, trades, and more. To progress and grow your player, you can do a variety of things each week to earn points, including writing short articles, doing graphics, recording podcasts, or even creating short videos. There's lots of options to accommodate every user regardless of how much time you choose to invest in your player. Get your career started today at http://vhlforum.com!

lol i like this guy

Look at this young pup, he thinks he can win a cup

lol

welcome to the league! I would suggest making any skater

Jaymayyyy

Toast is our 3rd alternate because he is the first person to like this post

C - Marquis Hyvarinen A - Blake Campbell A - Tim TebowGow With Munk as our supreme leader there is no way we can lose. We shall be the team with the best grammar and best players. Also thanks for signing with us Campbell :3

Oslo signs Josh Merica

sounds like a bannin to me imo

I bet LittleFinger winds up on the throne at least for a short while. He has the Vail, and we be Warden of the North after he takes out the Boltons. That will be a lot of manpower, then the Tyrells and Lannisters may be fighting each other and the Lannisters may also want to be fighting Dorne, then LittleFinger comes in and takes Kings Landing from whoever is weak from the fighting. Then eventually gets rekt by Dany or is smart enough to join her side

hum

caillean is winning? I call ri ggery

#fightthepower

sounds hard

quebec had more shots doe

yay team

I have 92% accuracy on my bracket so far

You probably don't want to see what Kesler is saying anyway

that was directed at everyone who was online at the time

I think Monk's grammar is still better than yours tbh