After Vancouver decided to trade away one of the two only good forwards on the team, Gritty became angry, and decided to take out his anger by rerolling his practice hours and giving himself 99 hitting. When asked for comment he said, "When me and Smitty signed with Vancouver for our very last season, we did it in good faith that the team would actually be competing. Now that Beaviss has gone into a full blown rebuild despite being in the playoff race, I have decided to give myself 99 hitting. If the team isn't making the playoffs I may as well make the opposition fear me the rest of the season."
If Beavis's strategy was to lie to us so he could trade us for draft picks later in the season, I wish him good luck in trading away a forward with 99 checking and 99 fighting. Goon Gritty out.
PS this is @tfong's fault because he dared me to do it
*I haven't actually done this (yet). I will at least give Beaviss a chance to see what in the world he is doing.