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I saw the post for the Red Wolves counterparts and thought it would be fun to do this for the Bulls as well ! so here we go this is all my opinion based on what I think everyone brings to the team!
 
Todd Cooke ( l1l KRZY l9l ) Centre
Auston Matthews 
This killed me to put in here as I’m a hardcore oilers fan but the comparisons to Matthews in my opinion were there and I couldn’t ignore them. Cooke has a similar build to Matthews just slightly taller . He puts up points , puts the puck in the net and contributes on the defensive side of the puck each shift , kills penalties he does whatever is asked of him ! Cooke has worked hard to prove he can hang with the best at this level look for him to continue to get better as his career progresses!
 
Daniel Weaver ( @ThePerfectNut) Left Wing
Jamie Benn 
Weaver plays a physical position game much like Jamie Benn he’s the power forward that every team would love to have . He also has the outstanding leadership quality as the Bulls Capitan . Weaver scores goals , puts up points throws huge hits and does whatever his team needs for them too win ! Definitely in the conversation for team MVP this year !
 
Jani Karppinen ( @ShawnGlade) Defence
Cale Makar
Karppinen has been the power play quarterback/shutdown D man . Whatever the Bulls have needed he’s been that and more for them . Among the league leaders in multiple stats for defenders in the league he should without question be in the conversation for top defence man in the VHLM this year ! 
 
Brayden Albrecht ( @Gage2) Centre
Roope Hintz
Albrecht has been phenomenal for the Bulls this year plays wherever he’s been asked . He does his job very well and is a key contributor to the Bulls . Much like Hintz he is an offensive driver putting up almost point a game numbers . His importance to this team Can’t overlooked 
 
Phil Strasmore ( @Phil) Defence
Victor Hedman 
Since coming over earlier this season Strasmore has been a calming force on the backend . Contributing in every possible way the Bulls could have ever asked him too ! He’s got size , speed , great hockey IQ overall a solid add this season to the team !
 
Isamu Knievel ( @TMGSosa) Defence
Torey Krug 
Isamu was I believe an early season waiver or free agent claim . He’s a pit bull on the ice . His teammates love him and he plays his heart out every game ! Don’t let his size fool you this guys plays like he’s 6 foot 4 !
 
Damien Steele ( @73MPL4R) Centre
Nick Suzuki
Steele was a huge acquisition midway through the season from Miami . He’s come in and played excellent two way hockey for the Bulls this year ! Easily one of the top defensive forwards in the league . He can also produce at over a point per game clip as well ! 
 
Izaak Bobs (@izaak ) Defence
Colton Parayko
Bobs has been a top shutdown guy this year all year playing up and down the line up ! Easily having chemistry with any of his d partners ! Bobs is huge in size and defensive impact ! His value can’t be overlooked he is a key player in this d core !
 
Lloyd Braun ( @Toast) Defence
Noah Dobson
Braun is a promising young defender with all the makings of a future top 2 guy ! He’s been a huge mid season acquisition for the Bulls , expect him to get better from here on out ! 
 
Ronaldono Ronaldono ( @ThomasSyster) RW
Tage Thompson 
This guy has been an absolute force since coming over from Miami. His size alone helps him win pretty much every puck battle and makes putting up points a breeze every night . He’s complemented the top line nicely and proved to be a very valuable asset going down the stretch
 
Johnny Kalamazoo ( @KzooJohn) LW
Conor Sheary
this guys a Swiss Army knife he can play up and down your line up . And do whatever is asked of him night in and out ! Provides a ton of energy and is tough to play against .
 
Joel Roger’s ( @Jrocket09) defence
Erik Johnson 
provides great depth and stability to the defensive core , all around solid player that can play anywhere in your lineup easily . 

Daryl Dixon ( @Ricer13)  RW
Kailer Yamamoto
spark plug energy guy , relentless on the forecheck , can chip in offensively and defensively as well . Never takes a shift off , has been a solid depth forward since he was picked up !
 
Yaroslav Bogatyrev ( @Bojovnik) RW 
Josh Anderson
Great power forward that can create plays deliver game changing hits and really impact a game whenever he’s on the ice . While not always the most flashy his impact is felt one way or another!
 
Rick Grimes ( @tinafrombobsburgers) C
Ryan McLeod 
Very valuable depth centre , his speed and ferocity can impact a game in so many ways ! This guy is a star in the making , big things coming from him in the future !
 
 
Bill Nye The Puck Stopping Guy ( @Big Newff) Goalie
Igor Shesterkin
FRANCHISE Goalie in the making , the back bone of the bulls this season . He can single handedly steal game for them or dominate from start to finish . Either way he’s going to be a top goalie for many years to come !
 
 
Ash Sparks ( @DarkSpyro)  Goalie
Spencer Knight
Lors of promise from what we’ve seen so far , has huge upside . It’ll be interesting to see how he handles the gradual increase of workload . 
 
so there you have it my opinion on the players that beat match the bulls players . This took way longer then I thought it would be I had tons of fun writing it . Thank you hope you enjoy the read !
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 

1. Continue building that chemistry! Bulls are hot right now and we are only getting better. 
 
2. help out in any way I can! Myself and Darryl are still learning the pro game but we are like two dogs on a bone. Teams aren’t going to like playing us in the playoffs.
 
3. Houston Bulls. No further questions. 
 
4. I’m going to have to go with Todd Cooke! Many deserving players but if I had to choose one!
 
5. Many great seasons and many great accomplishments but their is nothing to celebrate now, the season is far from over.
 
6. Everyone gets a turn to pie the boss tbh. All you can eat Poutine and let’s get a DJ. I need a variety for all these dance moves. 
 

@STUPIDHEADRECREATES ( @Ricer13 @tinafrombobsburgers @emidas)
 
You backed the wrong horse/whatever farm animal and you should feel bad.

1. I think the gm took a huge initiative with the moves he made, he went above and beyond to lure the free agents necessary to win!
 
2. I think we get to 2nd! Once the club gains chemistry look out. 
 
3. This is Rick Grimes first time playing semi professional hockey, outside of beer league during the end of the world. His expectations are to learn from his peers, garner as much information as possible.
 
4. Bottle of rum and my dance moves, maybe a head tilt and serious look. 
 
5. I think Steele could get there!
 
6. hmmm gotta be Friday, cause that after work feeling know you’re doing something fun! And when you wake up it’s still only Saturday and you don’t get Sunday scaries.
 

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Rick Grimes grew up in a small town outside of Atlanta Georgia called Kings County. He had a stern upbringing with his father being a military man, Rick and his brother didn’t have much time for hockey as their father pushed military and their mother pushed books.
 
Many years later Rick would start a family with his wife Lori and introduce his first son Carl into the world; Rick always enjoyed watching hockey and wanted his son to share that love and give him the opportunity he never had. With his parents and brother all moved away, Rick still hails in Kings County where he serves as the Sheriffs Deputy. With this lifestyle Rick was very busy and didn’t have time to play recreational sports despite his long desire of lacing up some skates, although this desire never burnt out. 
 
Whilst Rick was in a coma from a work related gun shot wound, the whole world seemed to collapse as a deadly virus attacked humanity with dead corpses eating anything that moved. Throughout the next decade Rick became a Leader, a friend and a loved one to so many and once he finally felt safe after all the fighting, killing and surviving; once he felt his family was safe…. Rick started a beer league hockey team. 
 
Now at this point in time; surviving in a community in Virginia, there isn’t much ice to go around.. so they improvised. They would scavenge sticks, nets, gear and eventually roller blades, and throughout his community and the like minded communities nearby Rick started a hockey league. 
 
Rick and his best friend and long time line-mate Darryl never disappointed putting on a show and winning the championship for Alexandria every season over the likes of Hilltop, Kingdom and Oceanside. Until Rick was injured in a explosion trying to protect his family again from the dangerous world they now live in. Despite being presumed dead for over a 10 years Darryl never stopped looking for his brother. Eventually Darryl and his friends found their long lost Leader and brought him home; of course not without a fight.  Rick and company played a huge part in bringing the world back to what we know today.
 
Years after the world was relatively back to normal, Rick would receive a call from a minor league team in Houston that heard he loved the sport and were willing to give him a tryout for everything he’s done. Rick’s answer was simple “Not without Darryl” .

Rick Grimes grew up in a small town outside of Atlanta Georgia called Kings County. He had a stern upbringing with his father being a military man, Rick and his brother didn’t have much time for hockey as their father pushed military and their mother pushed books.
 
Many years later Rick would start a family with his wife Lori and introduce his first son Carl into the world; Rick always enjoyed watching hockey and wanted his son to share that love and give him the opportunity he never had. With his parents and brother all moved away, Rick still hails in Kings County where he serves as the Sheriffs Deputy. With this lifestyle Rick was very busy and didn’t have time to play recreational sports despite his long desire of lacing up some skates, although this desire never burnt out. 
 
Whilst Rick was in a coma from a work related gun shot wound, the whole world seemed to collapse as a deadly virus attacked humanity with dead corpses eating anything that moved. Throughout the next decade Rick became a Leader, a friend and a loved one to so many and once he finally felt safe after all the fighting, killing and surviving; once he felt his family was safe…. Rick started a beer league hockey team. 
 
Now at this point in time; surviving in a community in Virginia, there isn’t much ice to go around.. so they improvised. They would scavenge sticks, nets, gear and eventually roller blades, and throughout his community and the like minded communities nearby Rick started a hockey league. 
 
Rick and his best friend and long time line-mate Darryl never disappointed putting on a show and winning the championship for Alexandria every season over the likes of Hilltop, Kingdom and Oceanside. Until Rick was injured in a explosion trying to protect his family again from the dangerous world they now live in. Despite being presumed dead for over a 10 years Darryl never stopped looking for his brother. Eventually Darryl and his friends found their long lost Leader and brought him home; of course not without a fight.  Rick and company played a huge part in bringing the world back to what we know today.
 
Years after the world was relatively back to normal, Rick would receive a call from a minor league team in Houston that heard he loved the sport and were willing to give him a tryout for everything he’s done. Rick’s answer was simple “Not without Darryl” .

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Welcome Back @tinafrombobsburgers

I am Ente, the AGM of the Missisauga Hounds and @Daniel Janseris my GM. We are currently in a playoff position but we could need some improvements to do a real push.

We encourage locker room activity and there is always someone to speak to.

Currently we can offer you a 3rd or 4th line role, but if your player grows enough there is a big role in range

Whatever team you join we wish you good luck.
 

Tina!!! Welcome back! Houston has some good minutes for you if you’d like to join. We’re currently third in the league and pushing for the cup but we do need some more forward depth. If you’d like to join the team, quote this message with #FlamingBulls and I’ll send you a contract

Player Information
Username: tinafrombobsburgers
Player Name: Rick Grimes
Recruited From: Returning
Age: 44
Position: C
Height: 70 in.
Weight: 170 lbs.
Birthplace: United States of America

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@VHLM GM

Daryl Dixon hails from the Northern Mountains of Georgia where hockey is not very common. He grew up in an abusive family, full of alcoholics. This forced Daryl to grow up as a lone wolf. He became an expert tracker and hunter which served well during his later post apocalyptic days. These are the days where he truly learned what family meant.
 
     Daryl Met Rick Grimes on the outskirts of Atlanta, Georgia. The apocalypse was in full force as “Walkers” had taken over Atlanta and had appeared to sweep across the nation. Daryl was apart of a small group of people trying to survive outside of the city. Rick came along later after waking up from a coma to find himself in a totally different world.
 
     This was the beginning of a long and painful journey for these two people as they lost loved ones along the way and were faced with many difficult decisions that change the nature of one’s self. One of those decisions was to play hockey. Why would two guys from Georgia, who’ve been through so much messed up sh*t ever want to play hockey? Because why the f*ck not. 
 
     At the tender age of 38 these grizzled vets slapped on a pair of rollerblades for the first time. They would play pick up hockey in Alexandria daily, until Rick was taken away by the Civic Republic. Daryl struggled with the loss of his brother Rick but one of the things he held on too were the memories of them playing hockey together.
 
    Daryl practiced every day, he eventually took his talents to the ice and built a team of Alexandrian’s. They would face off against other communities such as the Commonwealth. Daryl Dixon was a legend amongst all of the communities.
 
     A few years down the road Daryl heard of the VHL. His talents were too great for his post apocalyptic communities so he took them to the VHL. This was an important decision because little did he know that he would be reunited with his brother Rick who was also tearing it up at the rinks of the CRM. 
 
    The two of them plan to join forces yet again. They’ll hack and slash their way to the top as if they were working their way through a horde of Walkers. Where one goes the other will follow and yes that is a warning for any GMs who plan to select one or both of these players in the near future!
 
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Yes, you and Ricer are both going to have to sign in Halifax. I'm confident that's where The Walking Dead was filmed.

Player Information
Username: tinafrombobsburgers
Player Name: Rick Grimes
Recruited From: Returning
Age: 44
Position: C
Height: 70 in.
Weight: 170 lbs.
Birthplace: United States of America

Player Page
@VHLM GM

Welcome back bruh! We have tons of minutes, if you and Tina plan on teaming up you'll both be part of a complete first line that should rack in the goal lights
 
You know what to do #GOLYNXGO if you are interested
 
Good luck with your next career, hopefully it's just as good as the ones before

Player Information
Username: Ricer13
Player Name: Daryl Dixon
Recruited From: Returning
Age: 41
Position: RW
Height: 70 in.
Weight: 170 lbs.
Birthplace: United States of America

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@VHLM GM

Player Information
Username: tinafrombobsburgers
Player Name: Rick Grimes
Recruited From: Returning
Age: 44
Position: C
Height: 70 in.
Weight: 170 lbs.
Birthplace: United States of America

Player Page
@VHLM GM