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16 years? Only two more years of child support...

1. Twenty would be my stretch goal, no pun intended, but more realistically at least 10 2. Henry Tucker Jr! Hope I get to score on him sometime soon. We came up together. 3. Nikolas Kauppi. I brought him into the league, and the guy tries to hit me constantly. Can you believe that?! 4. The Toronto Skyline as a castle. The CN Tower would make a great Turret. ( I think that is what they are called) 5. The Jr Chicken. It's got the tinnnnnny bit of kick that is nice. I tried the Big Mac Chicken and was not impressed. 6. I have never been and I don't really plan on going. Traveling is too damn expensive!

Thanks! Now I have another reason to make an abomination of a signature!

Wow, I was here for a whole 20 games and I didn't win every award? This is anti-potato propaganda and I will not stand for it.

1. I'm honestly very surprised Seattle made it out. Chicago and them had similar points in the standings but Seattle had a much worse goal differential. Though considering how they've played us the first two games, I'm guessing that they made some adjustments and found something that works for them, and the GD didn't have a chance to adjust. 2. I mean, I picked Riga to win in fantasy, so yes. I believe in the power of Mr Henry Tucker. I mean, I have to. He learned how to goalie from me! Moscow seems strong though, but I believe in Tucker to carry. 3. It's a Bee. Cause Bear-ear= B. It's clever. Kind of. 4. A drizzly bear! Get it? Like grizzly.. but rain? Rain is sometimes called a Drizzle? Fo shizzle? Ha...ha.... ha 5. Because it's stuffed! Like both literally with... I don't know what bears are stuffed with. Imitation cotton? Either way, I was promised riddles and instead I get jokes. Rude 6. I figured they would be playing as well. As for Oslo vs the Vikings, I have a soft spot for both teams so it's kind of hard to pick. I'm cheering for the series to go the full length, because I think that'd be the most exciting. But its hard not to cheer for someone called Oreo

Nope, don't like that.

Why am I the way that I am?!

1. Saying it surprised me is an understatement considering a few weeks ago I was on the opposite side of the standings. 2. Seattle! They seem a little worse defensively and we have a lot of firepower that should make it an easier match up. Then again, how things should go is rarely how they do go. 3. Hard to say. LA is currently on a nice little win streak, so my gut would say to go with the hot hand. Either way I think it would be a hard fought series. 4. Honestly I gotta go with my heart here. I hope Riga makes it solely for the fact that they have Tucker as their back-up. Him and I came up through the minors together.... and so did his father and my cousin. It was weird. 5. Warsaw, to use a baseball term, seems like a tough out. I don't think their playoff hopes are in our hands, they are in complete control of how that goes. 6. The temptation to go with the 'Real Gud Pro™' answer of 'Get pucks deep' is strong. But I guess it really comes down to if "our guys step up at the right time, cover each others mistakes, and play as a team."

1. I may be biased, but I think that one trade with Helsinki is a pretty good one. I hear we got a pretty damn good player, with a bright future. 2. I've been away from the league for a little bit, so to be honest, I'm not sure how Seattle has been looking, or how good those players are. But generally, if you add without losing anything significant, it increases your chances! 3. Patrick Kane at 50% retained to the Leafs for Kerfoot, Robertson and a mid to low draft pick. Or some how prying Varlamov from the Islanders at 50% retained to shore up the fact that Murray is probably going to be too much of an injury risk. 4. Yes. I am humble enough to admit that my team getting Ryan O'Reilly overshadows Vancouver trading for me. Stay humble. 5. No, this looks to be a sophomore slump kind of season for me, but that may have to do with my previous team not playing the greatest. I do have more power play goals this season than I did last? 6. Wait mode, as long as it doesn't bring with it complacency. The near guarantee to make the playoffs is always a plus. It also gives time to evaluate, find where strengths and weaknesses are and improve on them.

Following the former Tot's footsteps!

For the week ending October 9th Answer 3 Questions for 1 TPE Answer 6 Questions for 2 TPE 1. As we head towards the end of the season, how do you feel you have progressed so far? 2. Our goal differential is starting to trend towards the positive! What do you attribute this steep incline to? 3. Jani Karppinen leads the team in Game Winners, and is top 4 in the league in that category as well. How important is it to the team knowing we have a player that can step up in big moments like that? 4. With the JST coming up, do you have any fond memories from your time playing in it? If not, which team has the best name/logo combination and why? 5. You can get an unlimited topping pizza- whats going on it? 6. What is one injury you think your player would be prone to, and why?

Taking you out of pure spite now.

Hello yes, Team Clue needs me again, I heard it on the wind.

Viking AGMs still have phones, right?

For the week ending October 2nd Answer 3 Questions for 1 TPE Answer 6 Questions for 2 TPE 1. After a rough start to the season, we've climbed up towards the top three, but there is still some separation between us and the top two teams. What can we do to catch them? 2. We have a trade to announce! We recently picked up some assets along side Carson Hound in exchange for Nagy AL! Any pieces of advice or welcome messages for our new teammate? 3. We have four straight games against Instabul who currently sit at the bottom of our league. What steps do you take to not get complacent in those kinds of games? 4. Is there a specific player or team you consider to be your/our rival? If not, how do you think your player would do if a line brawl broke out? 5. This season's theme week revolves around GM/AGMs! Do you have any experience with VHL management, if so what was it like? If not, is it something you'd be interested in? 6. Which is better and why, the leaves changing color or the first snowfall?

For the week ending September 25th Answer 3 Questions for 1 TPE Answer 6 Questions for 2 TPE 1. After a rough start to the season, we seem to find ourselves on a little bit of a run! What do you attribute this to? 2. Despite our rough start, our goalie Bezos is putting up some impressive stats! What do you attribute their success to? 3. Do you pay much attention to the other two leagues? Is there a specific team you cheer for, and if so why? 4. What's your go to pre or post game meal? 5. The team has a layover in your home city and a few days off. What are you recommending to your teammates to do? 6. Since after all we are the Stockholm VIKINGS: What role do you think you would play on a ship and why?

For the week ending September 18th Answer 3 Questions for 1 TPE Answer 6 Questions for 2 TPE 1. After the first 10 games we are off a rough start and currently sit at the bottom of the league despite every game being close and against strong teams. Is the a reason for concern? 2. The team is down by a goal going into the third period and you're passed the AUX cord at intermission. What song do you play to get everyone buzzing and in the mood for a comeback? 3. On the bus in-between road games, what do you do? Are you the type to keep to yourself, or are you bugging your seatmate? 4. Nikolas Kaupali of the VHLM's Mexico City Kings invaded our press conference last week. Who on our team do you think would be the best at running security and keeping people in check? 5. Across the VHL, VHLE, and VHLM, who has the sickest logo and colour scheme combination in your humble opinion, and what team do you think could use some new colours? 6. The NHL pre-season starts soon, who is your team? Did you inherit the fandom, was it decided based on location, or was it a team you just chose?

Hello yes, I would like to request pings. @youloser1337

F - Zach Kisslinger II

I decided to make a fancy graphic to use in my first and upcoming Press Conferences! Aligning those VHLE logos was awful on so many different levels.

For the week ending September 11th Answer 3 Questions for 1 TPE Answer 6 Questions for 2 TPE 1. A new season approaches! With S85 starting this week, what are a few points of individual success your player is hoping to achieve this season? 2. With the 3rd and 4th overall picks in the draft that just passed, we picked up two defense studs in Tater Tottingham and Jani Karppinen! How do you think these two additions will effect our backend? 3. If your player could have their own personalized goal song, what would it be and why? 4. What are you expectations for the team this year? 5. With training camp over, what was your player's most hated drill to do, and if they have one- what was their favorite? 6. It's time to haze the rookies and newcomers- what kind of prank does you play on them?

Pretty soon and the VHL is going to be too old for Leonardo DiCaprio

Stockholm Vikings place an inactive claim on Tadhg Bryne

D - Jaromir Lemiuex @chikn