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Very unique and funny way to describe people, i would really enjoy if this became a big hit and we would be assigned dessert names instead of usernames. 9/10

Ever since the start of my career my player hasn't been producing many points, but this last week my player started going crazy, i got point after point every sim and even earned my first top 3 placement were i actually got the first star. I even got 5 points in 1 sim which i am really proud of. The reason to this new found success could be many reasons which still are unclear to me. Maybe it was because i have consistently been getting maxed capped tpe per week, luck or maybe the taco gods blessed me. But i think that this is because my semi-hard work is the biggest reason to this and i hope that my success will continue so i can achieve Gustislav Nasherov's career goals which are: winning any silverware, have 250+ tpe at the start of the summer and be an important and useful part of a team where i can help them reach their goals so they can help me reach mine. But in the meanwhile of me trying to reach my goals i will perform the best i can in the Mexico city kings, i am really enjoying being apart of them and if i start a new player when Gustislav nasherov retires i will make sure to get thats players first contract to the Mexico city kings.

+10 Gustislav Nasherov

1. We are now just 2 points out of 2nd overall, do you think we can make a late challenge for 1st? I don't think we will place 2nd. I know that we will finish 2nd or higher. 2. We had a couple trades go through recently, do you think they are what we need to make a cup run? My brain is pretty microscopic when it comes to players around the league, but if Hylands thinks it's good then i trust him. 3. Of the 4 teams at the bottom of the VHLM, who is most likely to make a late push into the playoffs? I don't think it will happen but most likely would be Halifax 21st IMO. 4. What would be your ultimate cheat meal? Fried cheese sticks, pizza with a lot of cheese burgers on and the biggest cup i could find filled with coke. 5. What made you choose the username you currently use? Flip my first name around and take the first 3 letters. 6. How often do you exercise or try to stay active during the week? I've got 2 Handball lessons a week + 2 p.e passes per week which are pretty intense.

One day in February I was bored and decided to go browse through the forum and saw a special post: VHL CHESS TOURNEY. I figured that I could join just because I had nothing else to do, so I did and got invited to the discord server by @Ricer13 and joined. After playing 4-5 group games and winning them all, I was surprised because I thought I was a lot rustier at chess so I wondered how far I could reach with my very little experience of a 4th-grade chess lesson, after reading some of the chats that happened there I saw that @hedgehog337 was some serious competition and decided to challenge him, I GOT REKT. Because I had nothing else to do I decided to borrow a chess book from the library where I live and started reading it. I learned some basic strategies and some moves that I thought were weird for example the ''En passant'' where if a pawn moves 2 squares and ends up next to another pawn the pawn that didn't move could capture the other pawn diagonally even while the pawn that moved was right beside it, (I know my explaining sucks lol). So after some reading and some games against random people I went on to gather a winning streak in my group games, I completed the group undefeated but I still have one goal left in this tournament which is to beat @hedgehog337 in the semis, the playoffs start on Monday so I'm very excited to see how that plays out, to prepare for that game I have analyzed his game a lot and found what he tends to do in certain situations.

Not even a question that you are a rollercoaster enthusiast. very detailed with a lot of depth, easily a 10/10 without questions

You have made me love the theme week even more by writing this unique and humoristic media spot. Also looks like a real ad to go visit Whitehorse. Plus the pictures added depth to the meia spot which i enjoyed. 10/10

they're fire right!!!

By this only being my 3rd week in the league I think that I should get a well-deserved vacation to a sunny place and I'm not thinking of the beach of Miami or Spain, I'm thinking of Mexico! A trip with my sombrero hat and my fish slides, you may be wondering how fish slides would look like, and here is what they look like: Pretty drippy right? Activity number uno The first logical thing I would do is, of course, feasting on some burritos and Tacos, I like my tacos in soft bread and with guacamole spread on it, then I put my cucumber and corn on it, my meat then some spicy sauce, jalapeno, lettuce, crushed chips (slightly salted) and finish it off with some more jalapeno. Of course I wouldn't eat a perfectly good taco without my sombrero hat and a glass of Capri sun, no margarita because that's illegal for my age. While doing this I hope that Mexico city will continue to deliver its heat while my ears will be steaming because I can't handle hot food, it would be pretty hot so I would probably drink my capri sun pretty fast and have nothing left to drink, know what I do then? I get my drip from my fish slippers ofc and they generate so much drip that they produce water for me to drink. Activity number dos The second thing I would like to do is to learn some salsa moves, salsa moves are necessary and if I master them I will get 99 skating. So to learn this I would go to any Mexican bar and find some random girl and be like “Hola Mexican gurl, u teach me salsa and I give you salsa." “of course Swedish boi, but I only accept super spicy salsa." So she teaches me salsa and I get 99 skatings and I can also impress all my friends with my salsa skills. Then she asks me for super spicy salsa so I give her the spiciest salsa I own and she says "oh yasssssss, very spicy salsa thank you" Mission number tres The last thing I need to do is actually get home from Mexico. Now I've two options, plane or boat. Personally, I would take the plane, but not just any plane, I would, of course, have a plane with one of those flags at the back of it. Now you are probably wondering what the flag would say, and of course, it would say "Fish slides are the drippiest slides", and a picture of them. Even tho it's great in Mexico it would be very nice to be home for the Beijer hockey games, which is a nations cup where Sweden participates in, this year I want to watch it even more badly because several of the players from Rögle (the team I support) is in the team. I would also like to watch some of the actual season because it is coming to its end and the playoffs are soon here.

1. The team is at the bar after a great win, you order a round of drinks for everybody, what do you choose? I'm not legally allowed to order drinks so i would choose choky milk or capri sun 2. How do you relax and get rid of stress after a long day? Chess.com and underrated opinion, doing homework 3. Which team has impressed you the most in the VHLM this season? Definitely minnesota. They didn't look like a top team in the pre season but now they're in 2nd place 4. You have been approached by a company to do a sponsorship deal. What is the ideal company that you would want to sponsor you? Playstation, i think they would hook me up with free playstation to grind hut with the boys 5. What is the ultimate goal you have as a player? Win any kind of silverware or be an important part of a team 6. Do you prefer chewy or hard chocolate chip cookies Chewy, especially if they are straight from the oven.

we are allowed to play one more, send a 30 min invite so you are white

ok im asking

if we are allowed to play 2 games today, if i ask the leader. Then should we play 2 games today?

what time should we play next time? i cant play tommorow

so we abort and start a 30 min???

could we play a shorter then?

do we have to play a 24 hour? i really want to play with others too

Add vat42069 when u are ready

sounds good, rn i dont have anything planned then but if something happens il let you know

sure, what time?

you up to play me? @GrittyIsKing09 my username is vat42069

10/10 i didn't even know that there were jobs in the VHL. You explained everything in details and i feel like i have learned something knew. I can see that you have put a lot of time and effort into this, thank you for the information!

I'm in, gonna take first place with my only knowledge of chess being how they move and a class i had in 4th grade

I would like to dedicate this article to the nicest person I know in this network, @Juice. Here are some reason he is the most wonderful AGM in the VHL. -Need help finding a page? He got you. -Need help claiming capped tpe ? He got you -You got literally any non-anwserd question? He got you -Need detailed explanations because your head went boom? He got you. @Juiceis the nicest person I've met here and i think he is a great example of what a nice community this is. Another wonderful thing about him is that he is also in the eu which means that I don't have to stay up until 4am just to get an answer. What im trying to say with this article is that i think @Juiceis really nice to me and helps me whenever i need it thus I'm very grateful for both him and the community I have said it once before and i will say it again, this is the most welcoming community i have ever seen, and the people here can literally help you with anything, if people keep being this nice to new people i think that this will become very popular within a short timeframe.

9/10 informative and even taught me some new things, also liked how you added a little bit of humor into it. You put the tags of the people nicely! Also really liked how you split what you have written in several parts.