Jack Johnson

User @Baozi has received the following punishments, citing articles 1.4 and 1.5 for both harassment and personal attacks towards another member.
 
        - 2 week discord/forum suspension with role removal (effective immediately through 7/12/22)
        - 1 week TPE ban effective the week of 7/3-7/10
 
The VHL maintains its policy of not tolerating any code of conduct violations from individuals, no matter their level of authority. This includes, but is not limited to, political discussions on the following platforms:
         - VHL discord (not allowed on any channel under any circumstances)
         - VHL website forum (allowed under unique circumstances with pre-approval from a staff member)
 
Forthcoming, politically relevant discussions on the forums will be subject to closer review and moderation by staff members in efforts to ensure both constructive discussions and a safe space for what can be perceived as difficult or controversial topics to the community’s members.
 
We encourage members to continue utilizing both the code of conduct and incident form as a means of reporting any violations to the VHL’s staff.

13 but close

Are you fucking 14 years old? 

So we can get Joey back now?

Can’t wait to see you two dominate the league 💪

While many players this year are ready to move up to the VHLE. Todd Cooke thought it would be best to stay in Houston and perfect his craft as a 2 way Center for an extra season in the minors before heading to bigger and better things next year! While he’s going to be looked at to form a solid duo with Daniel weaver @ThePerfectNut offensively the defensive side of his game is what he really wants to work on and improve this year . The potential he sees in Houston and the opportunity to play with a top winger in weaver makes this season one Cooke is tremendously excited for . Houston better get ready their 2 top picks in this years draft are coming in hot and ready ! 
 
when asked about weaver Cooke had this too say .
 
” he see’s the ice well and I’m really looking forward to playing with him this year ! It’s not very often you get the chance to play with a winger of his skill level!”
 
The combo of Cooke and weaver definitely looks to be an exciting one forsure !

Manny Wilson (Jack Johnson) has announced their retirement.

The moderators and league leadership allowed the thread to be posted, knowing very well that the topic would create discussion. They allowed the topic to be posted on a hockey simulation league forum, a place that has for the longest of times recruited from Reddit and Youtube, both are places where they could go and vent their thoughts with people who share their feelings, but they still decided to talk about the topic here. Jack Johnson, you have the same right. You have the right to voice your opinions. Unfortunately for you and for many others, the moderator(s) and league leadership forgot to add a warning text to the first post: "only one type of comment is allowed".
 
What a sad state of moderatorship and leadership, people in suits are the ones creating bait threads, not the good people of VHL. They start a thread, then they wait for someone to come in and post some "real shit", not screenshots, not notes they copied from their history homework, not quotes they heard wherever, then they jump on the commentator like sharks using their screenshots, notes, and quotes. The icing on the cake is you get accused of being predictable. They could not wait to get to use those screenshots, notes, and quotes: "finally, a forum where I can use these first!" - every commentator.
 
Keep your head high, Jack Johnson, we are on the internet.

I'm so confused with my life

This article focuses mostly on Jack Johnson, not me. I know I did not tag Jack Johnson, so I can see how you maybe had hard time figuring out who I was talking to, and for that I apologize.
 
2 TPE in the bank. Go buy some ice cream and cheer up.

He’s an annoying ass kid that was constantly baiting and spamming despite MULTIPLE chances lol

They banned Jack Johnson!?
 
What a performance from the league leadership. Create a bait thread and then ban those who participate the wrong way.

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Shooting
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Defending + More
(total rebounds, assists, turnovers, steals, blocks, fouls, points and biggest game lead, closest game, highest scoring game and lowest scoring game)
EACH FEAT EARNS A PLAYER 500k

VHL 3 on 3 Basket Tournament Day 12/Round 2
 
Game 1
 Saturn Suns @ Morocco Moles
 
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VHL 3 on 3 Basket Tournament Day 13/Round 2
 
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 Morocco Moles @ Saturn Suns
 
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VHL 3 on 3 Basket Tournament Day 14/Round 2
 
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Nalwa with the HUGE $6mill getting donated to Dil’s Totally Legit Charity for Children and Puppies

Daniel Welborn has been released by the San Diego Marlins.

Ratty Trepovsky has been released by the Ottawa Lynx.

A baby Buruku! Congrats

Hello and welcome to the league @shit! The Ottawa Lynx would like to offer you a 1-year waiver contract worth 1.5M for the season, here's what comes with the deal..
 
A 2nd line spot open with plenty of specialty teams time, tons of room to grow and be part of a hopefully solid rebuild as a star plus management always goes all out so expect us to try our best everyday to fix issues along our way
 
Help will be a message away and if you need a guide to become even better before the draft we got YOU! As long as you are having fun that's key for us, plenty of history to be made even if your a rookie
 
If you are interested in joining the Lynx, just quote this message with a #GOLYNXGO and I'll send the paperwork. Thanks and good luck on your journey regardless where you decide 

I don't get what the big deal is but tyvm for TPE xD

Welcome to the VHL. My name is AJ, Houston Bulls GM in the VHLM. 

We are close to the start of the season and are looking for more players to fill out the roster. In the VHLM we praise members who work hard at earning TPE, so for now I would be able to offer your player 2nd line minutes, but with time and effort I would love to boost your minutes! Houston would be thrilled to have you and give your player a new home. If you would like to join the Bulls, quote this message saying #FlamingHorns. Thank you and good luck in the league!

- Political thread created (these always go well)
- Clear one sided environment is created
- Kid probably doesn't understand the repurcusssions of this (he's like 12)
- He trolls because he knows people will take the bait
- Obvious bait is taken *insert shocked Pikachu face*
- He is told that he is unloved and should've been aborted (by adults)
- Banned for taking part in discussion
 
Who could've predicted that this would happen, it's not like these type of threads have caused conflict in the past.

I think you are wrong here... this was a human who died. Offering condolences is absolutely in line with pro-life imo

"gen chat is not a place for it"