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These past few weeks we've only heard of the player with little to zero game footage but he has proven that he can hold up against the better guys in the VHLM, we get to see Krister and media talk a bit to explore what are the thoughts behind this violent psychotic man. "So Krister Philadelphia has been quite surprising these past 10 games causing a bit of a uproar in the standings having Houston who on paper is a better team behind, what are you thoughts on your teams success?" "Feels fucking great that we are winning I can finally play and feel the team morph around my playstyle and I can go out there and shine and show these bastards what they are dealing with it's amazing honestly, usually I would have to hold back a little but here I can actually play and compete with others I've already gotten a goal and a few assists to my name so that interesting I guess." "Well we checked the stats and surprisingly you are 3rd for Plus/minus 7th for Shots blocked and 10th in hits do you expect to be higher in this categories or lower?" "I mean ever since I joined the Reapers they had a clear plan and are using us quite well I feel like I'm playing true defense, every time I'm on the ice and I never feel out of place or mismatched and when we do get scored on it's because their plan worked better. There will never be a single time on ice you will see me not fighting to win I'm always trying to win no matter what even if we are down by 4 we still got to fight till the end." "Those are very strong words but do you think you can actually match up against much better talent? you lack a lot of scoring and well won't be winning any awards for points." "So fucking what? I don't care if I play the entire 72 games and score NOTHING I'm here to do my job and whatever comes up on the way I take it, I love to see the other team's forwards trying to reroute a plan because they don't expect me to be so persistent or whatever I'm proud to do the dirty work and clean up the mistakes that happen in our zone nothing else, if I get a goal or an assist that's honestly a cherry on top." "Well with you playing tonight what do you expect to do against Mississauga and Halifax?" "Body check, block their shots and fucking destroy them mentally I can lead the scoring to Joseph Poole or whatever I just want to reach number one in hits and shot blocks, probably unlikely since I'm not too well experienced I still think I can challenge those who are at the top." "Well we wish you luck Tzesar and good luck against your upcoming matchup or maybe they will need the Goodluck.."

Finally lmao

D - Gul Dukat @Beketov Sorry I was extremely tired making my last pick so I must have forgotten what I even picked in the first place lmao

F - Phillip Rave D - Eric White Jr @Beketov

F - Axle Gunner F - Brandon Petan Jr @Beketov

Well aren’t you early lmao

Transaction ID: 17B10017B47515422 Doubles week 5 uncapped tpe $1mill player store

This is going to be a loooonggggg VHFL lol G - Jorgen Lovstrom D - Lucy Leitner @Beketov

1. Extremely brand new player brand new career and my first time playing for the reapers 2. I would say yes but we still need a lot of developing and TPE 3. I would rather the GM decide who leads the team 4. at least make it to the wildcard spots and try to go somewhere I don't expect a cup but this team can build into something really good 5. Honestly Mexico they are just so fucking good and winning against them will be a challenge 6. Maybe make it black and Yellow I'm not really good at imagining how to change or "Fix" a logo or colour scheme lol

its a common issue man discord security really fucking sucks but don't take blame for it man

Krister has been one of the best prospects in recent years and with this draft coming up we will see what team will trust him enough, lets look over Tzesar's great value. His first would be his body checking being extremely aggressive and physical forcing the forwards to challenge him every time they enter the zone, his defense alone might enough for some teams as he has great defensive awareness and stops the opponents plays before they even begin. One of his most underrated abilities might be his stickhandling shown to stay on his own when pressured by the offense he can really lock down the ice once he gets into his zone and won't let up till he is off the ice, the only huge weakness is his offensive capabilities which are extremely limited with little to zero accuracy and uncalculated passes he can't really cause any heat on the offensive side of things but as a defensemen do you really need offense? Tzesar will be a player to watch this draft and I wish good luck to everyone in the draft.

is he about too cook with this player?

Made me proud that I helped malmo in such a huge way and the fact I had teammates like RJMW Viktor rave and more made the experience 10 times more fun thank you lucy for making these and creating one of the best seasons of my career

Game 368: Warsaw Predators vs D.C. Dragons The game starts with both teams firing on each others nets and Warsaw just can't stop scoring one goal from Stefan Nikolaev and the other Behrens Minion and with a few more shots than warsaw this game seems to be heavily in Warsaw's favour. but a quick intermission and D.C seems to just fucking beat down Warsaw's defense scoring 4 goals two from Youre Not Fucking Retiring one from LaClapbomb Hitstick IV and another from Kyle Toms. Warsaw allowing 34 shots in a single period against their goaltender. and with the third it seems like Warsaw's goalie can't take a break allowing one last goal from Youre Not Fucking Retiring allowing him to get a hattrick and and getting D.C. to 75 shots to Warsaw's sad 19. Final score 5-2 for D.C. First Star Youre Not Fucking Retiring (DCD) Second Star Tom Dufour (DCD) Third Star LaClapbomb Hitstick IV (DCD)

1. Thursday or Friday because it just a huge signal that the weekend is almost here 2. I mean I hope to see him play extremely well and use his body checking to his advantage 3. I think the excitement of sims and playoff series even if it's the first round seeing your team fight against whatever team in 4 5 6 or 7 games is really enjoyable 1. In your opinion what's the best part about dining inside a restaurant? 2. if you could go on a cruise for a week what are you doing for said week? 3. what show are you currently watching or planning to watch?

Actually nvm

Few weeks later and the draft is already getting even more heated, players getting even more tpe and a lot of different builds, let's check them out shall we? LW - Lorenzo Mancini (165 TPE Earned) @GioSivo Honestly to start this off we have a weird build but it isn't terrible he is extremely offense focused which isn't bad at all but is lacking in a few departments like defense and strength so he really is a one sided type of player hopefully he can build this into a dangerous player for whatever VHLM team drafts him. D - Titus Cunningham (162 TPE Earned) @thadthrasher A defense men who's build isn't really done by any means and while having his defense a high rating the rest of his ratings are 40-48 range so this will be an interesting player who could develop into a superstar defense man who ever picks him up. G - Yor Bjorven (157 TPE Earned) @Rin Our first goalie and a pretty good one too with a build more focused on reaction time but also great earning, I see Bjorven being a VHL and VHLM brick wall if they can keep up with their earning.

1. Jorgen leaving Malmo was just not believable to me so the fact it actually happen is crazy 2. Actually being able to play and make this player my best one yet 3. maybe add a fan thingy? I know in simulation there is fanbases and stuff but idk if that would actually be cool to have 1. What VHLM team do you have high hope for to win the cup? 2. Do you think being able to earn 12 capped tpe is too much or too little? 3. What type of NHL player do you want your player to be inspired by?

I may only get like 3 minutes of play time but I will play good in those 3 minutes

is lucy cooking?? also @DabnadI think you're next Thats what happens when you miss a welfare week

I’m gladly applying

1. honestly I'm proud of bana for doing it and making a beautiful team to reach the cup sad we lost to riga but lemorse also made an amazing team 3. well since I'm off savaisk and onto Krister his training routine is crazy barely rests and just continues to work on his frame and play he is truly a workaholic 4. To be one of the best defensive players in the league which is a hard task but I'm going to try really hard for that to be a possibility 5. so I might be a little bias but...yknow I'm right here for the taking 6. it is not for me sadly we just had a massive snow storm leaving around 90 cm of snow 7. not really? I wanted to be healthier but I didn't really break it but I'm not really going as hard as I thought I was gonna do

With his hockey career rising Krister needs to explore the world with his father by his side they go to Berlin Germany to go visit hockey rinks and play quick matches but of course with Krister he starts drama with a German local which lead to Krister getting into a fight with 3 men, this ruined his plans of playing hockey for a bit but since the judge in charge of his case was a hockey fan he left him off with a warning and a 500 euro fine, with Krister already having to pay a small fine he wasn't in the best mood and to ruin his day even more reporters had tons of questions to ask him. "So Krister first few days out of Sweden and you are already causing so many problems fighting 3 men and surprisingly what happened?" "I'll say this I love the German people, my own mother is German but holy shit those 3 dudes really couldn't keep their business to themselves pretty sure they were drunk but who gives a shit I'm just annoyed that they tried to test me, which yea I agree I should be charged or something but 500 euros? what the fuck man they hit me first" "Krister you literally have millions.....how will 500 euros affect you..?" "it's not the money it's the pride I gave 500 euros basically saying that I lost the fight which I don't like like would you give 500 euros to a guy who said fuck you? exactly no the fuck you wouldn't so yea those 500 euros was a lot more than just a currency. "So what's your current plan now? you went to berlin to try out for teams but with this on your list berlin might not be an option anymore." "No clue if you knew this but other great cities exist like Moscow Riga Paris and more who have a love for hockey fuck even Poland loves hockey so no I didn't run out of options I think I'm just as good as I was before I fought 3 people in the a countries capital." "Well with you seeing out other teams do you still have your dreams out on the VHL?" "Of course I do. I'm one of the best prospects in recent years so of course VHL teams would want me to play for their organization. I mean I'm a defensive first player. What coach doesn't want a player like that for their team?" "you seem to have a lot of pride and hopefully you can prove the haters wrong and that you are the next best prospect, but anyway good luck and try not to fight random people anymore." A lot to prove and so much to do Krister needs to continue his hard work to be number one but can he really reach that mark? we hope to figure that out soon because the media never seems to be bored of this prideful egotistical defensive man

Malmö Sweden Young childhood. Krister Von Cäsar Tzesar a name that is seemingly brand new to the hockey world but it wasn't long ago when he was just a kid trying to figure out what he wanted to do being born in Malmo but with German descent his childhood had a lot of bullying and unfairness towards him but his father being so busy with hockey he was mostly forced to learn by himself with his mother trying her best knowing how busy Savaisk was causing Krister to be angry at his father for being absent. As the years went on Krister faced even worse bullying having a slight German accent didn't help and made him get ridiculed daily beaten by said bullies but his fate changed one night while laying on the couch watching highlights of a old hockey game he notices a familiar face a goaltender by the name of Boris Tzesar his grandfather who has been retired for quite a while making crazy saves shocking and exciting Krister making him find a almost obsessed side of hockey he never knew he had, he would stay up for nights on end watching highlights of his grandfather who showed strength and pride in net which made Krister want to try out as a goalie. Finding out what it takes to be a goaltender. With support from his mother and his father he successfully tried out for a minor league team and loved playing as a goaltender he would come home every night and explain to his mom and tell every small detail and even asking his father if he could train with him allowing Savaisk to show his intense training routine which made Krister throw up but still, It connected son and father with something they loved and that was hockey and Krister didn't take training lightly he went daily working on his game becoming one of the best goalies in his entire minor league he became known as one of the best young goaltenders but something changed once he reached the age of 14 something drastic. What...is hockey? When Krister turned 14 he hit a deep point he stopped going to school regularly he stopped practicing in general and hadn't worked out in months causing him to get kicked off his team because he wouldn't even show up to his games his grades dropped he couldn't enjoy the game anymore he didn't have any idea of what to do he couldn't even figure out why he was just blank and stayed like that for so long his parents were called so many times about him missing school but what could they do? They tried to help him but nothing would excite him. But his father had an idea and forced him to one of his games, to not disappoint his dad he went and watched and surprisingly he was getting excited by the minute with how the game went on seeing Savaisk get more violent and doing crazy hits while taunting the other team showing pride and ego something Krister never saw from his dad, he saw his dad as a kind man who played hockey not someone who casually throw punches and body check grown men onto the ice this was truly the first time Krister saw this type of play something so horrible yet so exciting seeing his dad show dominance and force fear onto the other team having whole strategies when he wasn't on the ice he loved it. When the game ended he went up to his father and asked him why he turned into that? a beast who didn't care and only cared for winning but also playing like they wanted to prove they were stronger like they were number one, and Savaisk spoke to Krister "I play like that because that's what I am." Those words made Krister wonder so much it made him rethink the sport of hockey on how it could be played. Maturity. With puberty kicking in allowing him to grow to a scary 6'4, taller than his father Krister finally worked the courage and wanted to try as a skater for a minor team which had some doubts because of his record but took up on the offer and clearly it was one of the best idea's the team had because he went crazy in his first game recording 1 assist 14 hits 10 penalty minutes and 1 fight which he won easily sadly suspending him for 5 weeks but that didn't matter to Krister he finally found why he loved hockey. His father wanting to try and aid him in this new foundation of realization trained Krister to the max doing drills from early in the morning to late midnight of just straight practice and working out allow Krister to dominate his next game making people scared of this random kid from Malmo who used to be goalie now turned into one of the scariest defensemen in the entire country and to just build onto his success he grew another 4 inches finally stopping at 6'8. With all this being said Krister Von Cäsar is a player who will make headlines for good and bad things but he will become the next greatest Tzesar.

With the playoffs coming to a end soon and players recreating or 1st gens creating their first players and I want to talk about a few interesting players who will be exciting to see in the next VHLM Season. D Tina Hughes (237 tpe earned) @tinafrombobsburgers Tina is extremely well balanced in the fact that they have earned quite well and also the fact that they are pretty much a two-way defensive men which helping your team to create chances is always a good thing but having good defense is just beautiful. RW Ryan Mantzz (199 tpe earned) @Rkhockey9 Another marauder but different playstyle, Ryan is more offensively focused with better Puck handling and scoring but also having a tad bit of passing to also create more chances allowing his team to thrive off any plays that he tries to set up and with pretty good earning Ryan could be a danger to see on the ice. Now since I'm doing this for articles it will be short write ups and not many players so next week I'll probably write another 2 players from the draft. (and yes I did the mistake of posting this in media spots at first )