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Oz Tag eh? You fit mofo. Don't be negative, SEA can win! Speaking of hybrid updates, being a numbers whiz, can you calculate my best build? Thanks in advance. You didn't meet Mrs Boot? She's a fake! I'm impressed by Boot's imitation of a ladys voice. Mazda 3? What happened to the Rolls? London does have a better logo option. I'd put a team in Lismore...maybe The Leeches. Yes I am cool. Yes, VHLE has fucked up the GM pool. Time for me to enter the arena. Come play for me. I think the word you were looking for was unpersonalizationed. Wait, no. I'm in the VHL to make friends. Cup chasers are poop. Time flies. Two years eh? Bye Berocka.

You can't fool me. I know balls.

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Is it just me, or did you change your cricket ball? Oh, will listen tomorrow.

1. What role do you hope to see your player take in the S82 VHLM playoffs? I just want Voss to contribute wherever possible, just as he has done all regular season. 2. Fresco has to drink a beer of our choice if we win the Victory Cup, what beer should we have him drink? Something he'd hate, like a shitty beer from Milwaukee or something. No craft stuff, he's not supposed to enjoy it. 3. Where would you have the team go celebrate if they win? Frescos place, to watch him drink the beer and also celebrate in style. 4. Is there an opponent that makes you nervous in these playoffs? If so, who? No. The Houston Bulls fear no one. 5. Do you have any interest in applying for one of the 4 GM positions open? Yes, but I know that I'd be a terrible GM and clash with players that weren't updating or contributing the the team. Emotional restraint isn't a strong point. 6. With the "meta" fix coming out, will you change your players build or try to keep it the same? I have no idea yet to be honest. I'm seriously considering continuing to bank for next season as I see how the new system works out. I'd rather do that, instead of re-rolling in the future to address errors in my initial build.

Don't give away my f*cking build!

You can have it. I couldn't give a shit tbh.

Thanks @Spartan

To 2nd.

I'd review this, but I've found out that I'm quite good at Trivia. Still, great looking sig!

I'm answering these because I want to get my shit done early this week. 1. We currently sit in 5th place for a wildcard spot but we are only one point away from Warsaw below us. Do we make playoffs? Yes, Moscow absolutely makes the playoffs and then proceeds to cause havoc amongst the other teams. Book it. 2. What kinds of changes could you see happen if we miss playoffs? I've never been GM material so I couldn't possibly begin to break down possible offseason moves. 3. What are your thoughts on the new changes to player attributes? I'd like to thank Vancouver for their continual exploitation of the meta, forcing such a drastic change. I'm sure they will brainstorm and figure it out again. Just copy whatever Vancouver does. 4. Have you considered how you will build your player differently now? Yes. I'm not applying any banked TPE for a season, until I see how the new system works out. Again, fuck you Vancouver. 5. How have you felt about your own player's performance this season? It's the VHLM, no one except new creates should really give a shit about their players performance. 6. How was your weekend? what did you get up to? Diddly squat. It was another boring ass weekend, filled with domestic duties and grown up bullshit. Thanks for asking.

Good job Riga.

I appreciate that and realise that change was needed. Kudos for the work behind the scenes. I just think that I'm going to struggle with this for some reason.

Fuck me. Whoever drafts me, please ensure that you have a mensa member/MIT graduate on board for build help. Thanks in advance.

Finally listened, because I'm a slacker. Make your own intro song...you have the skills. Thanks for the Hon mention in the Dream Team The last Bite size for Unguri...sad I was going to ask if your house was floating yet. Stay safe man. I can send some floaties if needed. Did you take the hovercraft to work? Unguru wasn't mediocre...even if he was, I've made a career out of it and had mild success Oh, surprise transition and a smooth, sultry voice. Is that your bedroom voice? Wow, quite the fast exit there LOL!

@CMuzza99

It was a privilege to play alongside you in Seattle.

It's a bloody good lineup though!

Look at the ego on this guy!

1. What do you think of VHL Dream Team being the theme week this season? It's been used before, but it's a decent one to try again. Gives users the chance to recognize greatness around the VHL. 2. Who is the clear team to beat in the VHLM so far in your opinion? If you don't say Houston, then I think you're high. 3. What is your favorite fast food restaurant? I don't have lot of choice where I currently live, but we have Maccas, Dominos and KFC but I rarely eat it anyway. Overseas I actually liked Wendy's but not sure if that's taboo to say. 4. How do you feel about your player’s role on the Bulls this season? No issues. He's doing what he was supposed to do and you can't complain about that. 5. Who is your favorite team to take down? Halifax. It's quite enjoyable to see them in the "L" column. 6. In your opinion what is the most useless attribute to update in the VHL? Everyone say's Leadership but I also haven't had much luck with Penalty Shot. I see 40's putting them home and 60's missing the net. F**ked if I know.