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My first time beating Platinum was the single most dramatic battle I’ve ever had against the Champion. Her Garchomp pwnd most my team or something and it came down to Garchomp vs Garchomp. Mine was like 5 or 10 levels behind, and I probably should have lost, but mine was faster and got a critical hit kill for the win. Shit was wild.

Not the strongest premiere

@Duo pancake I think we'd make a great pair!

Claimed 1/4 (Apr 19-25)

@Victor Wasn't there a Greg Eagles somewhere in the S14ish era?

But which one is your favourite and why is it the Garchomp line?

I have! Robert DM'd me on Discord after listening to this, seething about how I demanded he quit the league, and he proceeded to tell me Quik did in fact go on a long vacation. I was on team Quik.

I stand by my decision to support a family man! And it will be all the sweeter when we defeat you in every hand-to-hand combat we encounter

Excuses. The streets will be painted red with blood for this slight, Bobert, just you wait!

EXCUSE ME, I didn't make it into today's sims and I am ready to FREAK THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!

Oof, I can't read.

LOL, nerd! XD

(S79) Poopy Peepants I’m good with either interview type. I’m the leagues best and most respected member who could supply a lovely interview for sure. Poopy Peepants has very little actual hockey experience and used to work as someone who bagged groceries. He hates his name and questions his place in the league, yet everyone continues to use it and puts varied expectations on him.

No, I meant Donkey Tail.

DT just wanted to be reunited with me!

@.sniffuM Aren't you a Pokenerd? @Enorama? It's right in your title!

Yeah this is something I’ve seen discussed since returning. I do like the current logo, and there are some resemblances to Aztec warriors and such, which I’d like to think that’s what the artist was going for, but I do wish it was more distinctive. Like you said, it does resemble a Native American chief more.

If that were true, then why haven’t I been flirting with you? Checkmate, young grasshopper.

Yeah man I’m trying to keep an eye out for sweet lost pooches.

I don't mind me some Pokemon, but I'm not much for competitive battling. Love the concept though!

I still live in Saskatoon.

HOUSTON (PP) - It is finally the day of the S77 VHL Trade Deadline, which is an exciting day for the league for two reasons. Most obviously, it is the day VHL and VHLM contenders complete their last minute blockbusters to solidify their teams for the playoffs. However, it is also the day the VHLM sees an influx of established player agencies present their newest prospects. Former VHLer and Hall of Fame Human, Jardy Bunclewirth, is one such agent. He finds himself involved in the league once more after a nearly 18 season absence, and returning with him is his newest prospect, Poopy Peepants. The unfortunately named defenceman is a bit of an unknown quantity at this point. Bunclewirth had a string of successful players managed by him after his own successes, including HOF goaltenders CAL G and Sandro Clegane, and the always solid Naomi Young. However, every player to come out of the agency after Young has been disappointing at best, and the last (and only) blueliner was the enigmatic Dragon McDragon, who quit attending practice after two seasons in the league (yet still managed some decent individual performances). Poopy, who previously worked in a grocery store, has never played in any formal leagues prior to his entry into the VHLM, and was said to be scouted from Bunclewirth during a public skate at a local pond. Nonetheless, sources say Peepants received multiple offers to play from VHLM GMs to join their teams, and the rookie has ultimately signed with the Houston Bulls and General Manager RJ Fryman. "I don't know, Houston wasn't my first choice, but every time I talked about signing somewhere else Jardy would start crying and saying something about all his exes living in Texas. Also, would you mind if you guys called me 'Paul' instead of 'Poopy'? It's honestly really embarrassing for me..." Poopy said during an interview after an official signing. ------ 317 words

Sounds like this fellow would have gotten along with Dragon McDragon in the What Ifiverse

Welcome to the league! The first season can often be a struggle as you get used to the league. Keep up the good work though and things can turn around pretty quickly!

Thanks for the offers everyone! @Advantage Mexico was very titillating, you have lots of guys on the roster I'd like to catch up with, but I figured I'd try to get to know some new folks instead. @Doomsday Somewhat same goes for you and Robert, and playing in Saskatoon seemed thematically fitting, but your team is too good and I'd like to try to improve a contender. Which leaves the last two! Houston is having some scoring problems, and even though I'm a defenceman, I still feel like I might be able to help that situation. Also I love RJ's activity and his computer nerd brain, the league really needs people like him. San Diego is lower in the standings AND is having issues keeping pucks out of the net, which I love! Also I'd maybe get to guest on The Fish Tank. Ultimately... I'll have peace on those terms. Thanks again @thadthrasher! You have lots of young active people, that we might just get a chance to meet in playoffs. Poopy Peepants is a Houston Bull