JardyB10

I probably call you a whore in the last one, I don’t remember. This one is literally, “Beketov is in this draft.”

As a side note, who made your sig? It's heckin' dope.

Phfft! Stinky doesn't need any of these old balls, least of all me with my whopping 5ish seasons of VHL GM experience and three years of inactivity.

It was a mention in passing, to be fair.

What do you want, boy? Is this a puzzle? "Who are the members with most to least success with Helsinki from left to right?"

Fong definitely would chip some of the metal off the Cup for use in human experiments. Semi-related, where do you think a bunch of our inactives ended up, hmmm??

Claiming week 3/4 (May 3-9, 2021)

*LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED* I swear a lot. Though I think less so than usual. https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/The-Chodesode-3-Playoffs-and-Drafts-e10hg9d In this episode, I discuss: - Why I'm so tired - The VHL and VHLM Playoffs - World Juniors - The VHL and VHLM Drafts Mentions in passing: @rjfryman Jim Bob (@jRuutu) @diamond_ace @Beketov @STZ @Seabass @Devise @Jericho Actual Mentions: @Zetterberg @Ahma @Josh @v.2 @McKelvie @enigmatic

SEX ME UP WITH THIS DRAMA @Acydburn @diamond_ace

https://vhlforum.com/forum/128-world-conference/ I realize I could probably do it, but that sounds hard.

Was hoping to see this series go for a couple more games, but great job Seattle! It's a shame we have to continue inflating @Victor's ego like this.

The purp version is A+

Kill @Devise, consolidate power, achieve results the VHL needs

Congrats on the milestone! I'd contribute a fun story but I have dementia. Though I suppose the old Abacus Thread was a nice time. It's silly looking back and isn't much of a story, but the jist of it is, some random silly drama was unfolding in a VHL thread. Probably someone bitching at the Head Grader for not giving full marks, I truly have no idea. Anyway, someone made a crack about using an abacus to count. Then someone else posted a picture of an abacus. Then someone ELSE posted a different picture of an abacus. And so it went. Thus, in middle of a handful of dudes fighting, the thread got completely derailed by what felt like half the league posting pictures of abacuses (abaci?), and this carried on for something like 30 pages. It was stupid AF, but I/we were young and we were having a hoot. Circa S16.

You know what you need to do.

This is gosh dang bonkers. Congrats Miami!

Contrary to what Ledge said, I'd say it's a bit worse than your average shitty fast food. The chili and bun is okay (but even then the chili is too fluid for my liking), overall the food is like a 4/10. Edible, not entirely enjoyable.

I think the real abuse would be to force him to eat Tim Horton’s food. Not the baking, just a shitty sandwich

Mother of God

VHL has always been very educational

And here I was giving @Mistxh J (or maybe it was @Prout) sage advice on how having a player is a real advantage as a GM. Which I guess it still is, you're all but guaranteed to get him after your Entry Level deal at least. Damn.

What the shit, Nagger recruited you to the VHL??? That blows my mind...

Even that is different than last time I was here!

Wait, GM players don't have to play for their own team anymore?

I don't know what was more surprising, realizing that you were Streetlight and that you were here, or shortly after realizing that you haven't gone by Streetlight on this website whatsoever. EDIT: Wow that previous statement was so incredibly false. But at least I know I've not gone fully insane.