JardyB10

It depends on what kind of player Mr. Appleweed is. If he's focused on scoring goals and getting points, I would say Scoring then Skating/Puck Handling should be your highest stats. If you're wanting more of a power forward, you could put a little more of a focus on Strength and Checking. Overall, Scoring and Skating is always a safe combo. I wouldn't entirely neglect Passing or Defence in any of these scenarios either though. Also, I've been gone for three years and I don't even have a player yet, so take this all with a grain of salt!

The forum is better anyway, Discord is for noobs.

What Strauss is this now?

I'll listen to this tomorrow for my ongoing research to the question "What's your opinion on 3ppao" posed by Rory in the world famous "Ask Jardy Questions for his Podcast" thread, on Saturday April 10, 2021, at 12:01 AM CST.

Welcoming sentient piranhas into the league sounds kind of dangerous! Welcome all the same! Let me know if you need assistance getting started.

@Elijah (Fong's Son) You can chime in too to let us know if your real dad is in the VHL. As a side note I’m certain Slobo or Bushito’s kids would be old enough to VHL by now

Oh damn, Fong is 35?? I thought he was like, 31 or 32...

Is he literally Fong’s son then? Did our man have a teen pregnancy?

You’re not the original Elijah presumably?

I want a Houston-Halifax VHLM Final series!

The only explanation is that he is a time traveller. I recommend copying his predictions in the off-season.

Great podcast gentlemen! I love the concept of the two GMs doing a podcast for the team and with the team. I also loved hearing about @Mistxh J’s league origins, it reminded me so much of my own entry to the league. It was such a fun and cool experience for me, so it’s awesome hearing other people have the same experience now 10-11 years later, haha. Keep up the good work!

Calgary is the best dang organization of all time, and the future will be bright with promising youngsters like yourself!

I was unaware of the backup goalie rule! Out of curiousity, suppose you had an active sub $2M backup goalie, but you still played them in 50% of the games because you’re a nice GM. Do they still technically count as a backup?

How does this work financially? Warsaw doesn't need to retain any of Gino's salary? EDIT: Just did some math, and even so, this doesn't seem to work if the rules and rosters are up to date! Perhaps there's a second trade coming soon?

No, like the best revolutionaries I don't actually have a plan in place after the existing government is overthrown. I'm just hoping the power vacuum dice roll will come up 6s, if ya know what I mean.

I see how it is. You will pay for this. The whole damn system is going to be torn apart by my hands, and you will rue the day you made this disgusting ruling! Soon the alternate reality will be one where your tyranny is allowed to resume!!

If I create at the deadline, am I ineligible to do this? Or can I do the Theme Week this week, and not do a PT next week? Either is fine

Good luck my dude, real life should always take priority.

Hello members, new and old. It would appear that I am going to be creating myself a VHL player in 10 days or whatever. And since I'm illiterate and don't possess any creative skills, I will be returning to podcasting, possibly in unsafe or just otherwise inappropriate scenarios again. Since I've been absent for the better part of three years, I thought it might be nice to field some questions from y'all! They can be personal or league related, though if you ask me something like "Who do you think is going to win the Continental Cup this season?" the answer is going to be that I have no fucking idea. Anyway, I'd appreciate any questions or comments you see fit to toss in the thread below! And just know that everyone who posts something of value in here will be entered to win FREE TPA! (It's called TPA now right?) Have at it!

If I didn't have a D&D session to prep I'd be down for this!

Beketov's auto-message clearly said "We're happy to have you," so let's take that and run with it! Also welcome back, I too have just returned.

Okay I'm reading through this thread and now you have to tell this story. Also so far, stupid young Jardy aside, I'm having a nice time down memory lane. I just got a glimpse of mine and @Knight's bromance and now I want to have a triple dutch rudder with him and his bro.

Why do you hate me though?