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Two assists for @oilmandan in this game, Em Em Flex would have been on pace for a point per game season at this point!

D - Chris Hylands @Esso2264

I finally got a chance to listen to one of these! It was good

F - Aloe Dear D - Matty Socks Don't know who I need to ping, if anyone!

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I agree! I’d say your off-season editions are generally your strongest. Also you’re all llama spitting in my face ranking alpacas so high. I’ve never encountered one and I’m sure they’re fine, but being even mildly associated with llamas puts them firmly in grapefruit tier.

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(AP) Miami, FL -- As the S78 VHLM Dispersal Draft winds down in the twilight hours of the night, part-time Houston Bulls defenceman Poopy Peepants gets a phone call. In fact, he got several, but was sleeping through all of them. He was not expecting to have to be alert this early. "With the 10th overall selection in the S78 VHLM Draft, the Miami Marauders are incredibly excited, and are 100% that this is the absolute best thing to do, to select Poopy Peepants of the Houston Bulls and also the Independent Grocers!" Miami GM Zack Gagnon proudly exclaimed earlier this evening. Associated Press contacted his agent, former VHL Commissioner Jardy Bunclewirth for comment on his player's early selection: "Man, I don't know what the f*ck Rockstar was thinking. He knows Poopy just learned how to skate in January, right?" Peepants seemed to be just as stunned. "Hello? Sorry, I just woke up. No, please, call me Paul. Wait, what? First round? Oh no... this doesn't mean I have to play on the first line, does it?" the young Poopy defenceman said in a remote call with AP. It's been a week full of surprises. Be sure to check out Jardy's Hecking Podcast when it drops later this week for the full off-season breakdown from the perspective of a washed up garbage man! - 222 words

FINAL CLAIM (May 10-16, 2021)

*LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED* I swear a lot. For the record, that warning is for the 13 year olds and whathaveyou. https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Jardys-Chodesode-4-How-to-Become-a-GM-e11176v Runtime of 11:37, my chodiest 'sode yet. Today I: - Go over my hiring process, and give hot tips on how to get a GM position - Demand @Banackock steps down Mentions in passing: @InstantRockstar Actual Mentions: @Banackock@JardyB10

I sprained my SI joint when I was a teen, it was quite brutal. Chiro and stretches healed me up good!

It was the first one!

Is this still happening? That is the question I am submitting. What's gorlab's favourite place in Saskatoon? In general.

Now we're talking.

I mean, tacos are great any day of the week, but there’s not even an alliteration in Taco Friday, how can that be better? You sick fuck

This is awesome, amazing work @Doomsday!

*I* also give a shit, Phil! That’s wild with the virtual vaccine line. In SK vaccines opened up on Monday. I’ve had no time, but my friends had to book in random small towns because Saskatoon was instantly unavailable. Also, I suppose former Mr. Sexy Lifeguard WOULD know the best route to teach a young un how to swim.

Thank you for the cookies and the positive vibes! Pleasure to listen as always

Hey, I’m Scorpions alum too! For like 30 games or something like that. @scoop was my very first GM with that tactical waiver claim.

Yes! My schedule is well and truly fucked, but I could do nearly any night after 8 pm SK time. EDIT: As for the original Ahmacast guest star, I do vaguely recall that. Would have been 2014ish I think. Was it just me or did a few of us guest on that episode?

He was indeed Manship. Though I think Tyler was also a Dubnikov. Any sigs for Mike Szat?

Just in time for taco Tuesday!

Even this is too far into the future, haha. If I could remember 8ovechkin8's previous player name that could be possible... @Victor? You should be in this thread anyway.

This is fun. Any Shortbus player sigs? @McKelvie Dubnikovs, Brunnstrom, Zimmers? (I just read the 20 in 20 article on this recently) EDIT: Also, how about some of your own player sigs?

And now I'M here to remind everyone that now that this post is in the Thunderdome we should start some FUCKING FIRES, WOOOO! SHE DOESN'T WANT YOUR ANIME GIRLS IN THE TITANS LOCKER ROOM! AND HE'S ALSO ALLOWED TO HAVE THE OPINION THAT YOU SHOULD BE NICER! YOU GUYS ARE OLD AND LAME, EAT A DICK! Hi Frank. I DON'T KNOW YOU THAT WELL YET BUT HOW FUCKING DARE YOU BRING THE DEVIL INTO THIS HOUSE!