JardyB10

Damn sneaky Reapers. Sailor of the Day has gotta go to @RElblein, still playing a bit better than mediocre, which is fine I GUESS

You say "desperate," I say "more honest."

Welcome to the VHL @Sernos! My name is Jardy, and I'm the Assistant GM of the Halifax 21st. We're an underdog playoff-bound team, and would love it if you joined us for the rest of the season! We have quite a bit of roster space, so you will get plenty of ice time on our team, not to mention playoff experience! We also have some great people here who you can both mingle with and be mentored by to help develop your player into a future all-star! The other teams are dumb, so should you make the correct decision to join us, just quote this post with your acceptance, and I'll send you an official contract as soon as I can!

Welcome to the VHL @Mpappas9! My name is Jardy, and I'm the Assistant GM of the Halifax 21st. We're heading toward playoffs and are looking to fill out our roster with great new players like yourself, and would love it if you signed with us for the remainder of the regular season and playoffs! We're currently fighting for 2nd in our conference, and would give you very solid ice time to show off your skills before entering the VHLM draft this off-season. Before then, we can help you develop your player and get a hang of the website, as well as get you some playoff experience! If this sounds good to you, just quote this post with your acceptance, and I can send you an official contract offer as soon as possible!

Thanks I agree!

No YOUR mom!

I was too slow! You're killing me Jacob. Welcome to the league @CODENAMEJIMMY!

Excellent! I'll juggle sending you info with my making of dinner

If I ever find out you're not actually Kim Jong Un I'm going to be deeply wounded on an emotional level

Welcome @Cmcgowan! My name is Jardy and I'm the Assistant General Manager of the VHLM's Halifax 21st. We're a playoff-bound team fighting for 2nd in our conference, though I'd certainly classify us as an underdog. We have room for a backup goaltender on the roster, and would be quite pleased if you joined us! We are pretty much guaranteed a ticket to playoffs, so we can certainly get you in on a few games before the season ends! Goaltender is a rather competitive position, and we would be happy to help assist you with whatever you need and help develop you into a top tier goalie in the league! If this sounds neato A+ to you, just quote this post with your acceptance, and I'll send you a contract as soon as I can!

Welcome Kelsey! Good luck in Ottawa

Yes, you and Ricer are both going to have to sign in Halifax. I'm confident that's where The Walking Dead was filmed.

Make sure you kids are using protection. Also great call on the FORUM CONTENT

Welcome to the VHL @maiafleur! My name is Jardy, and I’m the Assistant General Manager of the Halifax 21st. We are an underdog playoff-bound team, and we would be totally jazzed if you opted to sign with us for the remaining 20ish games of the regular season and playoffs! We have a small roster at the moment, so we can hook you up with some very solid ice time to really show everyone what you can do! We also can offer the typically needed guidance as you begin your journey on this wacky wonderful website. If this sounds neato to you, just quote this post with your acceptance, and I can send you an official contract offer as soon as I can!

Welcome to the league @kirbithan. Your profile picture is great! The league can be confusing and overwhelming at first, and we’ve all lived it, so don’t hesitate to ask when you have any questions or concerns.

Welcome @Creeperrx! Finally a username I can really identify with My name is Jardy, and I’m the Assistant General Manager of the Halifax 21st. We’re bound for the playoffs and have some open roster spots, and would love if you could fill one of those spots! We can offer you very respectable ice time, which will give you the opportunity to put up some solid statistics before the VHLM draft in the off-season. We also have a number of people who would love to help guide you and help you figure out how this league works. Not to mention a shot at a Championship this season! If you’d like to join us, just quote this post with your acceptance, and I can send you and official contract offer as soon as I can.

Welcome @ljk09! My name is Jardy and I'm the Assistant General Manager of the VHLM's Halifax 21st. We are an underdog playoff-bound team and we are looking for some strong and fresh young talent to help push us as legitimate contenders, and would love for you to join us for the remainder of the season! We have quite a bit of roster space at the moment, so you would be getting some very solid ice time and will have a great opportunity to put up some solid statistics while you're with us. Additionally, we can offer you any assistance and guidance you may need to become a strong player in this league. We have some really cool people in the organization, and would be happy to welcome you! If this sounds good to you and you'd like to join us, just quote this post with your acceptance, and I'll send you a contract as soon as I can! #SettingSail

Great to see you re-create @emidas! We would love to have you on the Halifax 21st. We are an unstoppable playoff-bound team with a whole six skaters on our roster! Despite this we are still angling for 2nd in the Eastern Conference and have quite a respectable record besides. As such, we definitely have roster space for you, and you'll definitely get some solid ice time and will make quite an impact on the team! If that sounds good to you, just quote me with your acceptance and I'll send you a contract as soon as I can!

Then you know the hashtag should have been #AhNonC'estPlusDuNépotisme

I’m pretty sure he goes by

I preferred Steve LaFramboise anyway

You need to chill TF out @Watermelon king

Hey there @JustMatt! Welcome to the world of simulation hockey! My name is Jardy, and I’m the Assistant General Manager of the Halifax 21st from the VHL Minors. We would like to sign you as a free agent to play the rest of the season and playoffs with our team! The standardized contract in the VHLM is $1,500,000. What we can offer you besides money are very respectable minutes on a playoff-bound team, and the lifelong friendship of myself, a very cool guy. If you would like to join the team, all you have to do is quote this post with #SettingSail! (Or just a general acceptance if you’re like me and don’t care to be trendy). :cheers:

Welcome my Lord @Prince Bynum! My name is Jardy, and I’m the Assistant General Manager of the Halifax 21st. We’re in need of active new recruits to make a big impact on our playoff run and are hoping you could be a good fit for us! At the moment, we’re far from the most competitive playoff bound team. We have a small roster with mostly rookie talent, but is that tight knit core that’s keeping us in contention! If you join us we can currently provide you nearly as much ice time as you could possibly get, and your presence would make more of an impact here than it would on more competitive rosters. This will give you the opportunity to fill out your stat lines and hopefully increase your draft stock for the off-season! If this sounds agreeable to you and you’d like to get on board, quote this post with your acceptance, and I can send you a contract offer ASAP!

He really didn't accomplish anything meaningful until he got to D.C., but I think this season alone MIGHT just be enough to get him some HOF consideration.