JardyB10

Welcome @wow, good luck in Mississauga this season.

D - Hari Singh Nalwa @chikn

Welcome to the league @Maiik89! My name is Jardy and I’m the assistant General Manager of the Halifax 21st. We would be thrilled to have you join us for the upcoming season! I’m at work and typing on my phone so I’ll make this brief. We’re currently fairly short staffed on players, so you would be guaranteed a lot of ice time if you signed with us. This would give you the opportunity to put up some solid rookie numbers and increase your draft stock! We also have the coolest management in the league, everyone above you stinks. If this sounds good to you, quote this post with your acceptance, or with #HashtagsAreOverratedAndOverused!

Hey there @domestic cube, I hope you like being spammed with tags! I’m at work at the moment and don’t have much time for a proper pitch, but my name is Jardy and I’m the assistant General Manager of the Halifax 21st. We’re in need of players at every position and we would love to bring you on for the upcoming season! We can offer you oodles of ice time and the pricelessness of friendship. I’d also be likely to mention you in my podcasts, which is the single most exciting thing that can happen to a member, according to official and totally real polls! So join us! If this sounds appealing, quote this post with your acceptance and I’ll send you a contract as soon as I can.

Oh shit, it’s @shit! My name is Jardy and I’m the assistant General Manager of the VHLM’s Halifax 21st. You may be shit but we don’t think your player is, which is why we’d like to sign you for the upcoming season! We have tons of roster space at the moment so you would get heaps of ice time. We also have a great deal of veteran presence in our club to help develop you into a top prospect. If that sounds appealing, quite this post with your acceptance and I’ll send you a contract as soon as I can!

So you and Cow are no longer camping together?

I’m going to complete the old school checker trifecta with … F - Druss Deathwalker @JCarson

Sam and Barzal and low key besties, so it makes sense that she’d go there at first reasonable opportunity. Nine IQ sounds familiar because he has 3000 accounts or something.

David

I also hate @Devise and his -ive discussions. I liked hivemind best. No, it’s Joey Pizza. You’re thinking of Jimmy Lasagne, all-star ECFA kicker. Super Coach IS family, you’ve betrayed us all. Wow, way to pick a retired player you damn fool. Australian Spartan detours are all the better because I enjoy how y’all say “dickhead.” I’m curious what the PS2 game was. Gran Turismo or something? What did he trade it for? I NEED ANSWERS I already listened to the other one, I agree that it was very funny and good. Shouldn’t your child be too young to be doing anything but sleeping pretty much? EDIT: Also, your intro sounded amazing and spot on with the new order, great call!

A baby Buruku! Congrats

Hey there Zack! Welcome to the VHL My name is Jardy, and I’m the assistant General Manager of the Halifax 21st. The regular season will be starting on Wednesday, and we’d love to have you on our roster when it does! We’re in need of players in almost every position, so you can be assured that you’ll be getting tons of ice time on our team! This will give you lots of opportunity to fill out your stats sheet and increase your draft stock by next off-season. We have a great veteran developmental team on our side and we’ll do everything we can to improve your skills on the ice! If you like the sound of this, just quote this post with your acceptance, and I’ll send you an offer as soon as I can!

Good looking out though, I was a little paranoid myself!

I got burnt on getting @Toast

@Frank’s a dickhead, don’t even sweat it! But for real, he’s a cool chill dude, so I’m not at all surprised to hear that he didn’t dislike you. Discord is dumb, the hiring people are also dickheads, hence why they hire other dickheads like @Frank and also @Dil. Roque Davis goes into the Hall of Very Good! They also consider wait times in HOF voting a bit. I also watch a lot of shit reality tv with my partner. We could make a 90 Day Fiancé drinking game.

F - Taylor Mourning @chikn

I think I did better this season than the rest of my career combined

Well it’s a little bit more complicated than 1+1=2 obviously. If for no other reason than that I can understand someone being anti-abortion. I think that in itself is an arguably reasonable enough opinion to have (Heck, even what’s “right” and “wrong” is more of a matter of philosophical opinion, but that’s a whole different can of worms and not relevant besides). At any rate, it is clear that this decision was a huge blow to human rights, and discourse around that fact is important. I’m not mourning the loss of a problematic teen, but he was literally told that everyone hated him and was kicked out, which I don’t think was necessarily the best way to challenge his worldview. After all, for all we know, he could grow up to be a Supreme Court judge. Or a teacher. Or a parent. Anyway, that’s my piece, I don’t want to take up more space in this thread if it indeed more of a place to grieve and vent.

Hey @Gage2! As the Halifax assistant GM, I concur with Sam. Join us! We'll give you heaps of ice time, and with two Jeff Bezos on our team, we'll be able to afford to get Albrecht a personal massage therapist to attend to him between periods.

D - Aurelien Moreau @JCarson

I don't know if I agree with the conduct toward Jack Johnson here. I agree that his opinions are poorly formed and his takes are bad, but last I checked this wasn't a place where anyone can say "Have XYZ opinion or GTFO." You all know as well I do that he's a literal child, and even if he wasn't, it's more effective for everyone's growth to have a mature discourse instead of jumping down his throat. Yeah, the preteen has his foot perpetually in his mouth, what a shock. The fact that the $25 bet thing was used as justification for a suspension even though we all know that's a backpedaling lie is just silly. I don't love getting involved in politics here any more than I do IRL, but it just seems like poor form for someone to suspend a kid for abusive behaviour when they made this comment earlier. Listen, I love and appreciate Fong for everything he does. But God forbid someone has a contrary opinion in this thread. There's certainly an argument that JJ should be suspended, but I don't love how this has been handled. For the record, just in case I hadn't made myself clear, this decision by the SC is fucked up and dystopian. Further on the record though, I also think it's fucked up that I feel I have to clarify my non-contrarian view on this to feel safer posting in this thread.

I always knew horse people were crazy. “Can’t afford” to put their kid in hockey but more than happy to put him in equestrian sports. The hypocrisy! This was a huge update week for you, Jason’s going to have another strong season with Mexico.

No it isn’t, they are literally the very definition of a parasite. No offence to the human they’ll eventually become, but plenty of creatures suffer to procreate, it just be like that! As a side anecdotal note, I personally have a difficult time identifying newborns as humans. My nephew was born a month ago, and I still have a tendency to refer to him as “it.” Because when babies are that young they’re barely human, they’re just little weird grubby larval alien creatures. Again, no offence to them or anything, I love the kids. But they’re little alien grubs and I literally can barely register them otherwise!

And the problem with this ruling is that is blanket affects even the rape and incest victims, and perhaps even women who have miscarried as der meister pointed out. Whether you agree with abortion or not, it’s not the State’s right to choose whether individuals can or cannot get them. I don’t like red onions because they’re disgusting and taint everything they touch. That doesn’t mean I would make them illegal if I was a politician though, because I ultimately don’t give a shit who wants to eat onions as distasteful as I find them.