JardyB10

Welcome @dojan! Accidental Google recruitment is the best kind. My name is Jardy, and I’m the assistant General Manager of the Halifax 21st. We’re not the strongest team in the league, but we’ve got spirit, and we need new folks like you! We’d be very pleased to sign you for the season. We can offer you all the ice time you could ever ask for, and all the guidance you need to potentially become a top level player in the VHL. Halifax currently has a very small roster, so your presence would make a huge impact on the team. That’s all I have to say right now since I’m working. If this sounds peachy and you’d like to join, quote this post with your acceptance, and I’ll send you a contract offer as soon as I can!

DCD G2

I don't go on Reddit much anymore. Mine is probably here, and then YouTube, and then probably nothing.

A 4 point debut sim for @bored with two wins, not too shabby at all!

Welcome Johnny! Let me know if you need assistance with anything.

Halifax 21st Press Conference 3 Questions Answered = 1 Capped TPE 6 Questions Answered = 2 Capped TPE Please answer in full sentences Week Ending July 10th, 2022 Note, if you're not a fan of these questions, and haven't answered previous ones, feel free to use old questions instead! Hell, you can even pull them from a completely different thread! 1. We've picked up two new players recently in Sunglasses Joyo and jacob cookie jr. How would you welcome them to the city of Halifax, and/or to the VHL as a whole? 2. Is there a particular NHL or VHL player you want to model your game or career around? 3. How did you first discover the VHL? 4. It's very early in the season, but we are currently in a playoff position! What are some things we could do to ensure we stay in that position? 5. I finally watched Up for the first time relatively recently, and damn it was good! What is your favourite animated movie? 6. What website would you say you visit the most? | @jpach52 @JetsGoalie101 @Emann2003 @bored @jsdeac @Brodie_Landry @Quik |

Hello again Mr. @bored in the house. For the purposes of transparency and posterity, I will be copy and pasting my previous pitch. I guess accept it again if you want, or sign somewhere else, I'm not your dad. Anyway... Word on the street is that you're bored. Well fortunately for you, I'm here to rectify that. My name is Jardy and I'm the Assistant General Manager of the VHLM's Halifax 21st. We currently have a very small roster and are doing better in the standing than we have any right to, which is why we would be thrilled if you joined our team! The upside to joining such a struggling team is that we can guarantee that you will be getting BOAT loads of ice time. This will allow you heaps of opportunity to perform, pump up your rookie VHLM numbers, and perhaps even increase your draft stock! The downside is that we might miss playoffs, though adding you to the roster will go a good way in avoiding that little con! We've got a decent little group of people, and GM Sam and I can help you out with whatever you need as you get acclimated to the VHL. I also have a decent sized Steam library if you wanna game some. ALSO, I record lots of podcasts for the league and I'll be certain to mention you if you join the squad, so you'll pretty much be a celebrity . If this sounds agreeable to you, just quote this post with your acceptance, and I'll send you a contract and a Discord locker room invite as soon as I can!

Sure, though I will point out that your player is linked to @im Bored. I can merge all the accounts to @bored, but I'm not 100% sure if that will link the player to the newer account or not. I suppose worst case scenario if it doesn't work, you can just re-create.

You should try it.

Alright cool, I’ll send you a contract briefly! But also you’ve created an excess of accounts, but pick one and I can help you with that too!

Hey there @im Bored! Word on the street is that you're bored. Well fortunately for you, I'm here to rectify that. My name is Jardy and I'm the Assistant General Manager of the VHLM's Halifax 21st. We currently have a very small roster and are doing better in the standing than we have any right to, which is why we would be thrilled if you joined our team! The upside to joining such a struggling team is that we can guarantee that you will be getting BOAT loads of ice time. This will allow you heaps of opportunity to perform, pump up your rookie VHLM numbers, and perhaps even increase your draft stock! The downside is that we might miss playoffs, though adding you to the roster will go a good way in avoiding that little con! We've got a decent little group of people, and GM Sam and I can help you out with whatever you need as you get acclimated to the VHL. I also have a decent sized Steam library if you wanna game some. ALSO, I record lots of podcasts for the league and I'll be certain to mention you if you join the squad, so you'll pretty much be a celebrity . If this sounds agreeable to you, just quote this post with your acceptance, and I'll send you a contract and a Discord locker room invite as soon as I can!

But you shouldn't be. One would even call it a "mid" start.

Sign with Halifax for the best test results

Welcome back @TMGSosa! Sam and I would be jazzed if you came to play for Halifax! We have a small roster, so you’d get a shitload of ice time and you’d make more of an impact than you would anywhere else. That’s all I have to say as I’ve gotta get to work. Quote me with your acceptance if you think it’s a good fit.

The loss to London Pearced the soul, but at least we Dunc-ed on Chicago!

UPPER MID!

Joke’s on you, the fire was smoking and you got it second hand. Rewind that clock back to zero, mister!

We are amazing at beating the worst teams in the league

Poopy Peepants beats up B-NYA C4 at 6:04 of 1st period Poopy Peepants (DCD) for instigated a fight (Game Misconduct) at 6:04 Poopy Peepants ejected from game at 6:04 of 1st period Get on my level.

Welcome back @Battlepopcorn! My name Is Jardy, and I’m the assistant General Manager of the Halifax 21st. We’re in great need of skaters, and would love it if you would sign with us for the season! At the moment, we’re not terribly poised for a lot of team success this season (though we are undefeated after one game, so we’re technically on pace for a perfect year). However, not only would you help the team improve overall, we have enough roster space to guarantee you more ice time than virtually any other team could offer you. This will give you ample opportunity to produce, and between that and the assistance we can offer you, we can get you as ready as possible for your draft(s)! If this sounds good to you, just quote this post with your acceptance and I’ll send you an offer as soon as I can.

Because it’s a rainy summer day so it’s like ~15 degrees.

G - Bubbles Utonium @Spartan That's it that's all

Oh hey, this is true!

Erlantz Jokinen and Poopy Peepants fight to a draw at 1:05 of 1st period Also this pretty much summarizes our careers as draft class rivals so far. @jRuutu

Paul Atreides and Duncan Idaho fight to a draw at 5:38 of 3rd period Was this scene from the books or the movies? @OrbitingDeath @Mr_Hatter