JardyB10

Wow, it didn’t occur to me that @youloser1337 was leet until you pointed it out . This was great, I’m always jazzed when fresh podcasters arrive! Or in your case, return. Your presentation is quite professional, which is a nice change up from the hot garbage people like me and @Berocka churn out. Your conversation with yourself was impressive too! Very detailed like above folks mentioned, and the audio flowed together nicely. You can definitely hear the effort that went into it! Also plugging Dok & Spyro made me laugh. Excellent work!

*LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED* Draft spoilers. https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Jardys-Nodesode-23-Hosting-a-Live-Draft-Retrospective-e1k3aj4 https://open.spotify.com/episode/0rDRMzG6DzB9OhTvkEWVQB?si=J-dwGttwQu6TYjgz1Jp-PQ I don’t know why that isn’t embedding, but yolo! I just talk about my experience being on the live draft panel this season, and tease doing the Drunk History once again. Mentions: @Esso2264 @Enorama @ctots @Beketov

Stunning! Congrats on going 1st overall to the Last Angeles Stars! This was a fun live experience! Also has your child not been pooped out yet?

Welcome @Stroheim! Looking forward to seeing you at the draft on I think Monday.

Two reasons really. 1. I had never created an active defenceman before and that was well past due. 2. Before the Hybrid attributes, there was an issue where many people were building their players the exact same way, so I wanted to do something a bit different. Poopy had no actual hockey experience before the VHLM, so he still puts his skates on first. No one says anything though. He puts his jock on last because he doesn’t like how it wedges. Baseball would be simple enough for him, and he’d utilize his defensive awareness at shortstop I think. He’s terrible at batting though.

False. But alas... Halifax 21st Press Conference 3 Questions Answered = 1 Capped TPE 6 Questions Answered = 2 Capped TPE Please answer in full sentences Week Ending June 19th, 2022 OFF-SEASON MODE ENGAGED! Note, if you're not a fan of these questions, and haven't answered previous ones, feel free to use old questions instead! Hell, you can even pull them from a completely different thread! 1. Welcome back again to Press Conferences with JardyB10. I'm your host, JardyB10. We are in the off-season! Of all the off-season events (tournaments, WJC, drafts, etc), what are you most looking forward to/did you enjoy the most? 2. Many of you have graduated from the VHLM, some of you will be entering the draft. A few of you will remain here. Where specifically do YOU hope to be next season? 3. Do you think you would enjoy writing Press Conference questions? Why or why not? 4. Speaking of writing Press Conference questions: Write one right NOW! I promise I'll answer it. 5. I just spent a week vacationing in the mountains in British Columbia, and it was quite glorious. What is your ideal vacation destination? 6. There's nothing better than a fresh carrot from the garden. Change my mind. |@barryst @jpdavidson8787 @Juhnux @Rayzor_7 @Otis Boudreaux @Fergie @jsdeac @Jack Johnson @Azjha_59 @Oatex @Yahtzee @Brodie_Landry @CrlineDijohn14 @samthemancub @Doug Britton @aleks @Vector olafson @Trunkxolotl @NSG |

No

My resignation from Halifax will not be this heartfelt.

Yeah goblin!

Great uke, great 69, it’s Board of Governors, I just joined a secret group chat with you and birb , DA BEARS, PLEASE KEEP ME UP TO DATE ON YOUR POKÉMON D&D SHIT! The capture workaround is simple: You don’t knock out the Pokémon, you kill them. The best capture method would then be to use Revivify on the dead creatures so they have only 1 HP. Better yet, use Raise Dead at higher levels and they’ll be tired as shit after. I guess I could join Oslo, but I’m a veteran VHL player so I don’t know how that would work. love you too

Yeah we probably would have won if I was ejected earlier.

But I like your podcasts too . Fuck your dumb Media Spots, they're dumb and they aren't dictated directly to my ears whilst working or driving.

I like podcasts.

Yeah we really flamed out in the playoffs.

It is wild that we haven't been on the same team! I can't fact check it though, I have no recollection of what teams I've been on. I think Gerrard was a Bears lifer or something, and I think CAL G went to Seattle after Calgary? Maybe there was overlap there. Then you spent all that time in Toronto, and I don't think I've ever played for Toronto. I'd start Ozark with you and Tate. You were smol?? How tall are you now?? Your middle school peers sound like dickheads, that's great you took everything in stride though. Of course American Pie was out when you were in high school, I remember watching it as a fairly young child. Dehydrated fruit is bullshit, including/especially raisins.

It comes at every walk of life. Have you tried going back to a high school party for any reason?

So much profamity! Your cousin must be mortified. You're old, I'm the youngest cousin on both sides of my family.

Welcome back, let us know if you need help with anything! I think you'll be VHLM drafted later this week or early next week or something.

So as to not be confused with Eggly Bagelface.

You enjoyed it a bit too much if it only lasted 7.5 minutes.

DUNK!

Wonderful value for Malmo

I can’t believe Ruutu was traded from Helsinki!

Solid trade for LA

I think the ctots intro should go first followed by the music. Also I had no idea my podcasts were on Google!