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I legit lol'd at that. Who was that dude?

This is an unfortunate turn of events. It's a tough call because all of Smyl's attributes are better or equal except Style Control, which is 80 vs. Mike's 85, and SC is one of three most important attributes for a goalie. Of course, Toast has 90s in agility and size against Mike's 77s, so that might be beyond a wash.

Hmm...

Since injuries aren't activated it really doesn't matter what Durability is at. It could read 1 or 40 or 99 and it wouldn't affect anything. As for Endurance, I don't know a lot about it. It's been "default" 99 before I started simming. It might not even be an original attribute, thus it might not do anything. According to the official definition, it affects the "fatigue formula," which I really don't believe is a visible, editable thing. Maybe some hidden stat that determines how long a player can stay on the ice. If that's the case, lowering the stat would just decrease human player ice time, and increase CPU ice time. In short, IF Endurance actually does anything, it would affect every single stat. Lower ice time = lower points, hits, etc. It would (could) be a drastic change, which I personally don't feel is necessary for this particular "issue."

That's kind of spoilers. Although I suppose it doesn't overly matter... It's heavily implied it was Joffrey, I suppose we'll never know for sure, but I'd say it's safe to consider that as canon. And apparently it's because after Bran got crippled the Baratheon family was all just chillin' out having a nice private family supper or some shit. Bobby B was hammered as per usual and was all like, "Fuck being a cripple would just be the single fucking worst thing, you'd be useless, they may as well put all cripples down, etc." Joffrey, who just admires the shit out of his "father" and wants to impress him, but who is also an idiot, and a sick fuck, then presumably takes action. Probably found the dagger in a treasury or some shit, or maybe it was a present once, who knows. Slaps together a terrible assassination plan. And that was that. Meanwhile, Cat's like WHO WOULD DO THIS WHO OWNS THIS DAGGER, and Varys for once in his life is like "I dunno lol." So Littlefinger jumps on that shit. "Well in THAT case, I DO know whose it is! It's Tyrion's!" Sowing further discontent between the Lannisters and the Starks, further ensuring a breakdown at some point. This. He's also the guy who cut off Jaime's hand, if you'll recall.

You got skinny. Also what Slobo said. Also what Higgins said.

Way to plant it deep, Greener. Congrats.

I had a wedding last night. I was looking so fly, but small town weddings are shit for single women, sadly. So I once again ended up sending texts for nudes, which I received a couple nipples in response, so that was nice. They were like bags of sand, I imagine.

You so timely

:canada: Where the fuck is the weeping beaver?

Shit yeah Kachur, lead us back to the promised land!

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B-lak-ay! Welcome aboard. Also, what Kendrick said.

lolno ainec Right now!

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TRADE ME TO TORONTO I'LL PLAY GOALIE

In an unprecedented move, the VHLM will end later than the VHL. I'll sim the last two games tomorrow.

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Welp. That blows. Happy for Toronto though, I just wish it wouldn't have been such a wash. Congrats y'all. Sorry team for being a shitty rigger.

Ditto for travhave. These were sent to me yesterday evening after the Pittsburgh game. EASTERN CONFERENCE (1) Boston vs (3) Montreal Winner: Boston # of Games: 7 (1) Pittsburgh vs (2) New York Winner: Pittsburgh # of Games: 7 WESTERN CONFERENCE (1) Anaheim vs (3) Los Angeles Winner: Anaheim # of Games: 6 (4) Minnesota vs (3) Chicago Winner: Chicago # of Games: 6

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If you feel this is too late, ignore it. I'm a post anyway, since Boston-Montreal is the only game played so far. EASTERN CONFERENCE (1) Boston vs (3) Montreal Winner: Boston # of Games: 7 (1) Pittsburgh vs (2) New York Winner: Pittsburgh # of Games: 6 WESTERN CONFERENCE (1) Anaheim vs (3) Los Angeles Winner: Los Angeles # of Games: 6 (4) Minnesota vs (3) Chicago Winner: Chicago # of Games: 5