JardyB10

I feel like there should be a pun here about cologne smelling like shit.

We know each other so well by now, it's like a well-oiled machine. I told him A FULL DAY IN ADVANCE(!) to sim that Friday due to my anticipated alcoholism. He nailed it, and then, perfectly anticipating my post-drinking map-dropping-off, swam Saturday as well. What a gem!

Just kidding. April Fools, faggots.

That was actually a rather helpful hint, as that is essentially what I ended up doing. I just found three things I kinda wanted to talk about and rambled about them for about a page each (The actual guideline said no more than 10 pages, and that's 12pt doubled spaced, and includes Abstract and References). I literally stayed up all night finishing it. I stole a Vyvance from my brother. I couldn't tell if it helped me focus or not, but last time I did that I couldn't sleep, and I figured insomnia might be helpful. So I also drank a Redbull. And a beer. Because obviously. I've been at this fucking computer so long I think my right wrist started getting carpal tunnely. So I made a make-shift brace out of hockey tape. This conveniently discouraged masturbation; one less distraction! The class is in an hour and fifteen, so my schedule is now to shave my beard, wash my face or shower or something, and maybe have a Cheerio.

Tell me about it. I don't know if it's because I simmed more 10 game days than normal, or if just the standard amount of time flew by. Add to the fact I have to rush the last dozen or so games because of my VHLM scheduling boner, and we might finish record time. And then WC... :\. I believe I'll rig the playoffs so every single series goes to seven games.

The original series won't be done until like, 2020 optimistically... so who knows. I feel like the Season 7/8 series finale will be super epic and make everyone poop. And cry. And smile. And cry. As for this season, they'll *vague expectation spoiler* definitely be setting up another Ned tragedy(ies). Almost every episode will be actively flirting with killing one or two or three of our favourite characters, including Hodor. Then when it all comes to an end, that exact thing(s) may or may not happen. YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT AND FIND OUT!!

The S37 VHL and VHLM Trade Deadline will take place Monday, April 7, 2014 at 7:00pm CST. Those who wish to retire and recreate for the S39 VHL Entry Draft may do so on the same day. You don't have to wait until 7:00pm though. As soon as it is the hour of the owl, you're good to go. Happy trading season! I hear Naomi Young is on the block.

The North Remembers

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This payback is far more poetic.

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A popular joke is that the world will be almost completely fucked and covered in snow, dead people, dead dragons, dead white walkers and zombies strewn about... And Uncle Benjen will casually stroll back and be all like, "Hey guys! What'd I all miss??"

Railroad promised a bittersweet ending for ASOIAF. So it will probably be incredibly similar except for the fact we won't be rooting for (all of) the main characters to die at the end, but they probably will anyway.

Just set my PVR today to record the series. AS IF I ACTUALLY NEEDED TO

Yeah I can tell the series is probably turning around into something a lot more epic, and I'm excited for next season, I just found everything after that a little anti-climatic. They build up all this tension and then kind of ignore it before it peaks and move on. I was thinking maybe they'd gun down Carl for like, no reason. Or something fun like that. Clearly I'm too invested in this series that I expect/hope for things like that to happen . If Walking Dead was Game of Thrones, the showdown at the prison would have been Episode 9, then Episode 10 would have been everyone going to Terminus, getting there, and everything that happened in the Walking Dead finale. I'm excgarating a little, but you get it.

The show makes me all like, "Man, what is the DEAL with this biker gang Daryl's rolling with?" And then it doesn't matter because they're fucking dead. That scene was incredibly awesome, but how fucking incompetent were those guys? "Hey man, here's the deal, we're going to beat your friend to death, rape your kid and other friend, then kill you, sound good? Better not try anything, we each have a gun to your heads!" *Rick tries something* *No one else does anything in response* "WE ARE WAY TOO DEDICATED TO MAKING YOU SUFFER AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE THAT IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER THAT YOU ARE SLOWLY GAINING THE UPPER HAND!" Rick murders the fuck out of everyone. Like, what the fuck were those guys expecting. They thought a dude might just sit there and watch his family and friends get murder raped because he has a gun to his head? The absence of logic boggled my mind. If the whole scenario didn't kick so much ass, I'd be annoyed. Also, "So what happened to Beth? Did she die?" "No, she's just...gone." She...she was kidnapped. You could probably just say that. Why the ambiguity?