JardyB10

Claiming 3/3 (Week Ending March 20, 2022)

Come on Rome, hold on for as many games as I predicted! Which I think is 6 or 7!

I'll campaign for Robert even though he's a shameless rigger. That sounds a little bit like a slur but I will maintain it all the same. Anyway, check out this potentially misleading stat on his work to #EndTheMeta Note how over 1/3rd of the posts were by him, almost 90 more than that lazy has-been @Enorama #ElmeBeketov

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VHL Wordle https://vhl-wordle.herokuapp.com 36 1/6 Me too

Damn, sucks to go out, we kept the games close, but couldn't quite match the Bull power. Congrats Houston, and great season for Halifax!

Oh she has a belly of steel, we feed her strange things all the time. I think the problem with starting Discipline higher is that it gives a needless advantage to people who DON’T want Checking.

No young man, you are the one who is lost. It is well known that Vasteras moved to Stockholm. They are the same franchise. Vasteras = Stockholm. Therefore, “Fuck Vasteras” is a valid statement in a Stockholm loss.

Fuck Vasteras, it's payback! Cologne's off to the final.

Welcome to the league @Xavier Lapointe! Playoffs have just begun to unfortunately you won't be able to join an official team for some time, but there is a Junior Showcase Tournament taking place in the near future that you're eligible to join and will be drafted to. In the meantime, if you have any questions I'd be happy to help out, or you can join the league Discord to hang out and get advice from there!

It does honestly seem like it, but I prefer to think that @Alex is just a buffoon instead and that we should all gang up on him.

In what world is a Moscow sweep a reasonable prediction?? I'm pleased that it is already incorrect!

There was a clear pattern for posting about this series and you fucked it

What are you gonna do about it, Global Moderator??

- Where are you that you would turn the AC on in March? - FIRST OF ALL, you didn't tag @CSkams15 - SECOND OF ALL, Sam Azjha is pronounced like Asia but with too much emphasis on the Z. - THIRD OF ALL, Sam Azjha is they - It absolutely DELIGHTS me to hear you squirm as you realize you can't properly build a meta player with the new system. - You rating candidates for VHLM GM jobs brings me back to when I considered "hiring" you for one of the WJC GM jobs back when you were a hot salad. - Enjoy your trip to undefined location!

That motherfucker.

Sorry if I'm one of the people who meme Code of Conduct, I'm just immature and like making dick jokes. I certainly didn't intend to undermine any of the work you did, which I know was a shit ton. I maintain that the new CoC has helped the league as a whole and set it on a better path, even if @Gustav bitches about it/modding sometimes. I'm not entirely sure what draws me into the VHL either. I'm consciously aware I could vanish at any given moment. All I need is a week or two away and I could easily not feel the need to return! I do like the VHL though, possibly for that ability to shout into the Internet void, regardless of whether it's heard or not. I also like the aspect of helping, I have such fond and exciting early memories of the VHL that I want other people to experience, and I like the idea of being part of that experience. Plus I can bully and razz people at will with no real consequence so that's pretty fun.

*LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED* There's adult words unsuitable for child ears. But also I encourage people of all ages to listen. https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Jardys-Nodesode-13-THE-NEW-META-CHANGES-FUCKING-SUCK-Heres-Why-e1fj42a Spoiler alert: The title is actually clickbait and I like the changes overall. This podcast is mostly me discussing the new hybrid attributes, how they'll they affect me and how they'll affect the league as a whole. I do have a legitimate gripe with one part of these changes, and propose an easy solution that should be heeded and implemented immediately. Actual arguments start being made around the 10 minute mark. Mentions: @Minion - 3:00 @Spade18 - 15:30 @Spartan - 15:55 (brief and tongue in cheek) @OrbitingDeath - 16:20 (brief and tongue in cheek) @Commissioner - 19:26-21:15 (Summary: add a Fighting only attribute you fucking goofballs) @Zack - 21:30 (very brief mention)

Solid game 1 but the penalties ended up killing us in game 2.

He's low key a baker.

It's a Not-so-Node.

Halifax 21st Press Conference 3 Questions Answered = 1 Capped TPE 6 Questions Answered = 2 Capped TPE Please answer in full sentences Week Ending March 13th, 2022 1. In the last day of the regular season, the Halifax 21st clinched the last seed of playoffs! How did you player celebrate? 2. Speaking of playoffs, we will be facing the top seeded Houston Bulls in the first round. Do you have anything to say to these opponents before the series begins? 3. HERE is where you can find the entire team's final statistics for the regular season. Are there any stat lines, good or bad, that jump out at you for any of your teammates? 4. Speaking of your teammates and also playoffs; we have two excellent goaltenders. How should we handle who starts games in the playoffs? 5. Last week I was getting ready to walk an unruly dog and it dashed out the door so quickly and suddenly that it yanked my face very hard into my door frame. The cut above my eye required three stitches. What's the worst injury YOU'VE ever had? (I hope I haven't asked that before...) 6. My partner and I have been watching a fair amount of 90 Day Fiance recently. It is the worst television I've ever seen, and yet I can't help but be invested and interested sometimes. What's a guilty pleasure YOU have? | @CSkams15 @jpdavidson8787 @Fergie @Drew Essen @Jack Riley @David Cobberson @barryst @CanucksFan @BleedBlue52 @tcookie @Azjha_59 @Sam_19 @Charlie22 @william77 @Jérémy Louchard @Yahtzee @Ratty @samthemancub |

Hey there @Stitch4211! Welcome to the VHL My name is Jardy, and I’m the Assistant General Manager of the VHLM's Halifax 21st. We're far from the strongest team in the league, but we made playoffs and will be facing off against the top seed, and we would love it if you could join us and help the cause! First off, regardless of who you sign with, your first contract here will be standardized. That is, you'll be paid $1.5M to play the remainder of the regular season (which ends tonight) and playoffs should you make it. If you join Halifax, we can offer you 3rd pairing minutes, and that aforementioned opportunity to play in playoffs. We have a wonderful group of people on our team who would all be happy to help you with your VHL experience, and set you on the path to becoming a top prospect in your draft! So if you'd like to sign with us, just quote this post with your acceptance, and I'll send you a contract offer and some additional information as soon as I can.

Excellent work, folks! Too much love for Clue™ for my liking, but everyone did a great job. Keep up the good work!

Fuck you I enjoyed this podcast just fine. You're my friend.