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  16. Day One Seattle Bears @ Toronto Legion Calgary Wranglers @ New York Americans HC Davos Dynamo @ Riga Reign Helsinki Titans @ Vasteras Iron Eagles Cologne Express @ Quebec City Meute Day Two Quebec City Meute @ Helsinki Titans Riga Reign @ New York Americans Vasteras Iron Eagles @ HC Davos Dynamo Calgary Wranglers @ Seattle Bears Toronto Legion @ Cologne Express Day Three HC Davos Dynamo @ New York Americans Seattle Bears @ Helsinki Titans Calgary Wranglers @ Quebec City Meute Riga Reign @ Cologne Express Vasteras Iron Eagles @ Toronto Legion Day Four Seattle Bears @ Quebec City Meute Vasteras Iron Eagles @ New York Americans Riga Reign @ Calgary Wranglers Cologne Express @ Helsinki Titans Toronto Legion @ HC Davos Dynamo
  17. DID ANYONE SEE WHAT KENDRICK MAY HAVE ACCIDENTALLY DID HERE??? Also, big super fucking congratulations, Coach! As your 5th best online friend within the last 3 years, I would like to come MC your wedding. When is it, by the way?
  18. Well I think we can all agree that Weezer sucks.
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  20. Earlier this week, Naomi Young was pleased to see that her new teammates with the Helsinki Titans were welcoming her with open arms. Upon landing in the Finnish city, she received a telegram from Captain Ethan Osborne, inviting her to a team party at one of his penthouse suites downtown. "I was excited to get my bond on with the team, though when I showed up, Ozzy was the only one there..." Young explained. It was later learned that the rest of the team somehow got the wrong date on their invitation. "I probably should have known something wasn't quite right when my text said 'October 35th', but Oz is a smart dude so I didn't question it," said Osborne's long time teammate Brody Hodgson. Osborne's swanky penthouse contained all sorts of entertainment, with several bars and several of those beds that fall out of the wall. Toward the end of the night, a magician that Osborne hired was putting on a show. Both Titans had to sign a waiver beforehand that stated that the two were not to learn the secrets of the illusions being performed. "He did seem pretty amateurish, but I didn't think it was going to be an issue. I don't remember much after that, though," Young said. Osborne explained that the magician had botched one of his illusions, and that having signed the waivers, both player were required to take a "Forget-Me-Now" to keep the secret safe. "Yeah, uhh, I guess the pill must work different on different people. Naomi forgot most the night, but for some reason I even remember taking the pill. And nothing after. I swear," Osborne said. "I must have fell asleep on one of the marshmallows his butlers were using for s'mores, because I woke up with some crusty white all over my underwear and skirt..." The Titans are scheduled to open the season on Saturday or Sunday.
  21. I guess I'll start updating. :'( I WAS REALLY ENJOYING THIS VACATION IT'S WHY I DDOS'D THE BITCH IN THE FIRST PLACE
  22. What Devise said. While there were a few episodes that were still pretty boring despite everything they were going for (THE FLYYY OH MY FUCKING GAWD), everything is just so captivating. There is literally not a single useless detail in any episode. You compare this shit to Dexter, especially toward the end, and you can clearly see what one show did right and the other botched. The writers for Dexter clearly didn't know what they fuck they were doing, judging by how they'd introduce plot points and characters and later have no idea how to develop either. Breaking Bad was consistent throughout, and had a very clear upward arc as the story progressed. And like Devise said, it actually made you give a shit about the characters, even the cursory ones like Gomez, and Huele. That's part of the reason Game of Thrones is so brilliant (especially the books). That show throws like, 7000 different characters at you, and makes you invest something into each one. Most people didn't even know Jory Cassel's name, but when Jaime stabbed him in the eye you were like, "awwhhh..." That's one of the reasons the Red Wedding was so powerful. Not just because it was a complete out of left field turn of events, but because it happened to the people you actually REALLY gave a shit about. Even if it had happened to the main villains of the show, it would still leave you completely speechless (though less sad). If it had happened to a group of mostly nameless extras you'd probably just high five each other and grab another popcorn. Breaking Bad does the exact same thing. And that's how you talk about how amazing Game of Thrones is to make a point to how amazing Breaking Bad is.
  23. Or is it a Fanta Sea?
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