JardyB10

Ahoy there @gwin25! My name is Jardy, and I am the assistant General Manager of the VHLM's Halifax 21st. We would like to offer you bottom six forward minutes (with opportunity to move up with activity) to join our squad! Halifax isn’t a top team (so far ) but still has chance to make the playoffs. New members like yourself could be a huge factor in helping us make that push! We have a great group of people in the LR from GMs, to players, to alumni as well. We have plenty of people to help you learn and grow your player! In Halifax, we believe in a person’s first experience, so as much as we want you to update as much as possible, we also understand life can get in the way sometimes! We want the human behind the player to have a fun, positive, and memorable time in the VHL, and we think Halifax is a great place to do that! We would love to see you in a Halifax uniform, and I know you would fit right in! To join Halifax quote this message with #SETTINGSAIL, and I will send you a contract.

Ahoy there @Raider55! My name is Jardy, and I am the assistant General Manager of the VHLM's Halifax 21st. We would like to offer you bottom six forward minutes (with opportunity to move up with activity) to join our squad! Halifax isn’t a top team (so far ) but still has chance to make the playoffs. New members like yourself could be a huge factor in helping us make that push! We have a great group of people in the LR from GMs, to players, to alumni as well. We have plenty of people to help you learn and grow your player! In Halifax, we believe in a person’s first experience, so as much as we want you to update as much as possible, we also understand life can get in the way sometimes! We want the human behind the player to have a fun, positive, and memorable time in the VHL, and we think Halifax is a great place to do that! We would love to see you in a Halifax uniform, and I know you would fit right in! To join Halifax quote this message with #SETTINGSAIL, and I will send you a contract.

Ahoy there @halamo! We'll always remember you My name is Jardy, and I am the assistant General Manager of the VHLM's Halifax 21st. I want to offer you Bottom Four defensive pairing minutes (with opportunity to move up) to join our squad! Halifax isn’t a top team but still has chance to make the playoffs. New members like yourself could be a huge factor in helping us make that push! We have a great group of people in the LR from GMs, to players, to alumni as well. We have plenty of people to help you learn and grow your player! In Halifax, we believe in a person’s first experience so much as we want you to update as much as possible we also understand life can get in the way sometimes! We want the people behind the screen to have an amazing experience, as well as their player! We would love to see you in a Halifax uniform, and I know you would fit right in! To join Halifax quote this message with #SETTINGSAIL, and I will send you a contract.

Excellent! I'll send you a contract ASAP and a DM with some general info and a Discord Locker Room invite shortly after!

Ahoy there @Fergie! My name is Jardy, and I am the assistant General Manager of the VHLM's Halifax 21st. I'mma be offering you bottom six forward minutes (with opportunity to move up) to join our squad! Halifax isn’t a top team (so far ) but still has chance to make the playoffs. New members like yourself could be a huge factor in helping us make that push! We have a great group of people in the LR from GMs, to players, to alumni as well. We have plenty of people to help you learn and grow your player! In Halifax, we believe in a person’s first experience so much as we want you to update as much as possible we also understand life can get in the way sometimes! We want the people behind the screen to have a Fergalicious experience, as well as their player! We would love to see you in a Halifax uniform, and I know you would fit right in! To join Halifax quote this message with #SETTINGSAIL, and I will send you a contract.

Ahoy there @fadexd! My name is Jardy, and I am the assistant General Manager of the VHLM's Halifax 21st. I want to offer you bottom six forward minutes (with opportunity to move up) to join our squad! Halifax isn’t a top team (so far ) but still has chance to make the playoffs. New members like yourself could be a huge factor in helping us make that push! We have a great group of people in the LR from GMs, to players, to alumni as well. We have plenty of people to help you learn and grow your player! In Halifax, we believe in a person’s first experience so much as we want you to update as much as possible we also understand life can get in the way sometimes! We want the people behind the screen to have an amazing experience, as well as their player! We would love to see you in a Halifax uniform, and I know you would fit right in! To join Halifax quote this message with #SETTINGSAIL, and I will send you a contract.

Excellent! I will send you an offer right now, followed by a DM with an invite to our locker room and other info! Welcome to the team.

Ahoy there @william77! Prepare for a flood of offers My name is Jardy, and I am the assistant General Manager of the VHLM's Halifax 21st. I want to offer you Top Four defensive pairing minutes (with opportunity to move up) to join our squad! Halifax isn’t a top team but still has chance to make the playoffs. New members like yourself could be a huge factor in helping us make that push! We have a great group of people in the LR from GMs, to players, to alumni as well. We have plenty of people to help you learn and grow your player! In Halifax, we believe in a person’s first experience so much as we want you to update as much as possible we also understand life can get in the way sometimes! We want the people behind the screen to have an amazing experience, as well as their player! We would love to see you in a Halifax uniform, and I know you would fit right in! To join Halifax quote this message with #SETTINGSAIL, and I will send you a contract.

Welcome dude! Let me know if/when you have any questions, I know the VHL can be quite overwhelming at first!

Welcome, friend! I absolutely love the player name! I realize the beginning VHL experience can be pretty overwhelming, so don't hesitate to ask me any questions, no matter how broad or small!

I love this.

I'm cricket man now

Ahoy there @soh_005! My name is Jardy, and I am the assistant General Manager of the VHLM's Halifax 21st. I want to offer you bottom six forward minutes (with opportunity to move up) to join our squad! Halifax isn’t a top team but still has chance to make the playoffs. New members like yourself could be a huge factor in helping us make that push! We have a great group of people in the LR from GMs, to players, to alumni as well. We have plenty of people to help you learn and grow your player! In Halifax, we believe in a person’s first experience so much as we want you to update as much as possible we also understand life can get in the way sometimes! We want the people behind the screen to have an amazing experience, as well as the player! I'd love to see you in a Halifax uniform, and I know you would fit right in! To join Halifax quote this message with #SETTINGSAIL, and I will send you a contract.

Whelcome @whippy! Let me know if you need assistance with anything

Welcome GHG! Let me know if you need help with anything. Also, I encourage you to join Halifax.

It was! Anyway, congrats Mr Pickle

Seems like he’s gotta try again with Heinz mayo instead then.

@Ledge Why would you do this?

You mentioned @Hogan technically.

I forgot to spam my entire team about this. @CSkams15 @Drew Essen @Jack Riley @David Cobberson @Azjha_59 @BleedBlue52 @jacobaa19 @Charlie22 @Yahtzee @LiningPolecat @Hunter Blaisdell @samx

*LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED* Bad words galore. https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/The-Nodesode-7-The-Halifacts-e1dmo30 A quick little podder where I go over Halifax’s roster! Enjoy!

Let’s try Xavier Booberry

I honestly love shoe horns so much. Both literally and figuratively.

The vibrations were in fact coming through. Mr. Bougie Aussie Hollywood in here! I think doing podcasts is relaxing. My truck isn’t a diesel, the constant hum is a combination of it getting the shit beaten out of it and also Saskatchewan roads are atrocious. Politics keeping you off of the Elmebeck Trophy! We’ll get you there eventually. You just need to spam like the Swedes. I think you said in a previous podcast that “Kunibuni Unguri” was a Maldivan phrase. Did you ever interview Quik? I’m kind of a bad podcast guest, but I’m always down to try! But you allegedly really enjoyed my Doomsday podcast and that was very rambly and ADHD so I’m sure we’d be fine. The nice (and aforementioned relaxing) thing about podcasts is that THEY ARE worth 6 TPE, even if you are just rambling! You’re hitting tons of VHL related content! It’s great! It doesn’t need structure or professionalism, contrary to what Boot may lead you to believe. The Cinco Gold club would have to be championships in the VHLM, WJC, VHLE, World Cup, VHL. Very prestigious! Funny Player Name: Slurpy Sidurkis Podcast Guest: @Calvin Coolidge Favourite Colour: Pink

Whatever, being charismatic comes with issues and responsibilities. I don’t want to have to lead a cult! Who is going to make all that Kool-Aid?? It’s too much. Anyway, I’d still use your shitty template if you made it. Oh, also @Phil and @Tate did something like that once. Phil recorded some questions for Tate, who in turn recorded his answers and sent them back to Fill, who in turn edited them into his podcast and it was nearly like they were talking to each other for real. Or more like Phillip was providing commentary on Tate’s answers. Either way, it was a neat time!