VattghernCZ

F - Henry Eagles @FrostBeard

@Spartan I hate to say that, but it's a second skip by @Hogan You're on the clock @Will3

Go tell that to Greenland government

@Hogan

F - Tomas Sogaard @Lemorse7

D - Pierre Emile Bouchard @FrostBeard

@Hogan Please make up your pick once you can. @Ktoms22 you're on the clock

@Lemorse7 You've skipped, please make up your selection as soon as you can. @Will3, your turn.

D - Jake Thunder @Lemorse7

This offseason saw the Wolves making some major moves to bolster their roster. Along with other assets, a steady defenseman Jimmy MacElroy @Xflexz and a promising young blueliner Jens Lekman @Bobcat fell victims to bringing in star power in form of a returning former Wolves captain Nico Pearce @Spartan and a perennial Jake Wylde Trophy frontrunner Brian Payne @Scurvy. "I was watching the Wolves while I was playing in Rome, seeing Nico leading the team and thinking f**k me, I can't wait to play with this guy. That's just the aura around him, people want to be his teammates and follow him. Obviously I was disappointed to see him leave before I've even joined the team. But now he's back. It's hard to process this, I guess wishes sometimes do come true," said the young-ish center about Pearce's return. Despite saying goodbye to a teammate of four years, Wann Kerr is among the players most excited about the new arrivals. "Brian is the type of a tough defender that could help us especially in the postseason. He's also a favorite player of my son. A smart kid from Greenland we've adopted this Summer, he's 7 and already a better skater than I am! I was actually waiting at the airport with the kid for Brian's arrival, so he could get a photo with Brian and an autograph. I think Brian has officially turned him into a future VHL player, look out for his name in S96 draft!"

The only reason Wanker ain't among the alphas is that he's always a sigma jk, great group, I love that Eagles is still an honorary A even when Pearce got the letter! Go Wolves go!

@FrostBeard you're on the clock for 1st overall selection

1. @FrostBeard F - Ronan Lavelle F - Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems F - John Jameson D - AK92 Wit da Hoodie D - Brian Kowalski G - Art Vandelay 2. @VattghernCZ(GM) F - Tomas Sogaard F - Henry Eagles F - Dogwood Maple D - Jake Thunder D - Pierre Emile Bouchard G - Brandt Fuhr 3. @Lemorse7 F - Vasile Lamb F - Larry Abass Jr F - Perry Laperriere D - Skor McFleury D - Phil Strasmore G - Lachlan Summers 4. @Will3 F - Leandro Goncalves F - Yaroslav Bogatyrev F - Mason Jones D - Brian Payne D - Callum Murray G - Alexander Minion 5. @Hogan F - Hulk Hogan 2 F - Tavish DeGroot F - Nezuko D - B-SEA D2 D - B-SEA D3 G - Ash Sparks 6. @Ktoms22 F - Daniel Janser F - Todd Cooke F - Nico Pearce D - Hammar Voss D - Mo Probert G - Clueless Wallob

A1: He'd probably be on level pigeon - he'd throw all the chess pieces around and take a dump on the chessboard. He's not a great thinker, I think he would get bored soon and just started doing random moves until the match is over. A2: I'm currently building up my DF (via BC) to 85, my short-ish term plan is to get DF, SK and PH to 86. A3: Spartan is back, Frank has brought in the Payne, it's already pretty much decided we're winning it. Hold my beer. -------------------------------------- Q1: So, the Yellow Jesters or-what-ever-their-name-is are the Stanley Cup champions. Do you have any particular feelings about them winning, and how did your team(s) do? (also, please tell me what are your thoughts on salary cap not being a thing in the playoffs, if you want to share) Q2: Quite a few personnel changes happened throughout the leagues this offseason. Did any of them surprise you? Have you applied for an opening? What would be a job opening you'd be the most excited to apply for? Q3: Which country do you think will be the most dominant in VHL in 10-15 seasons? Have you thought about embracing the Prestige that comes from joining Team Greenland with your next player? j̶͕͠ő̵̩i̴̪͝n̴͈̔ ̶͕͋ǘ̴̲s̵̜̓ ̴̧̍j̴̭̿o̵̗͠ỉ̷̫n̵̳͠ ̷̹̓u̷͉̍s̸̛̬ ̷̻̽j̶͓̑o̷͔̾ị̷̆n̸͓͗ ̴̠͑u̸͕͋s̷̬̓ ̵͎̀j̴̫̅ö̵̹́ì̸̙ń̶̫ ̶̣̓ǘ̷̩s̴̟̋ ̷͓͛j̸̬̀o̵̬͂i̷̼͘n̷̫͐ ̸̠̔ú̷͜s̷̀͜ ̶͍͠j̴̘̎o̶͎̓î̶ͅṋ̶̕ ̷̼̽u̷̥͒ṡ̶͜ ̴̜͘j̶̧̄ò̷̺ĭ̴̡n̵̰̆ ̵͚̒u̷͉͂s̵͕͆ ̶͈́j̶̦͑o̸̦͛ȉ̷͔n̷͖̅ ̵̰́ȕ̴͓s̸̠͊ ̶̝͛j̵̼̑ơ̷̥ĭ̵͎ṇ̵̄ ̸̤̂ủ̴̢s̴̞͌ ̴̭̈́j̶̇ͅó̴̭ȋ̴̦n̸̼͘ ̶̡̿ũ̶͖s̷̢̕

It was my birthday a few days ago, and I'm still not used to the new number. So naturally, I put in one year less on autopilot

Go Team Greenland!

Kerr had good run with Peace, enjoy the green fields, man!

Feel free to visit out HQ then! https://discord.gg/anpmQJFX

1. Friendly dick measuring contest between two commishes sounds like fun, but I don't really follow it as neither me nor my players are involved 2. Yup, Wann Kerr represents Team World! 3. It's a new change. Huh. I don't know, I've never GMd a thingy I can't really say. But I guess it makes sense, with most of the people having weekends off 4. No particular players, I'm just curious to see the Wolves' moves overall. Even though I expect a quiet offseason for us 5. Simon is weird, it's impossible to say who the winner of offseason/deadline is before any games are simmed 6. Team goals are the priority. As for my player's goals, I expect a breakout season, anything below 25 goals and 65 points would be a bit disappointing.

Gold will look good on purple background

Kerr is gonna break out this season

As I'm one of the players who let Shindigs down in S85 and not get him his VHLM threepeat, I'd love to apply to try to make up for it to the franchise.