der meister

Can't wait to welcome the rookies to training camp in D.C. next season. Time to turn this thing around!

3 years in VHL this week!   Man, time flies.  Thanks y'all for making this such a fun league
 

Set out to right my .com article and instead wrote 600 words for next week's media. Oops.

YNFR second VHLM dominating season upcoming!

Not mandatory, obviously, but if anyone interested in the DC GM job wanted to dm me, I'd like to chat about your plans for the team should you get the gig.

I don't know who my linemates are going to be, or who my GM is going to be, but I can tell you this: Shev is going to brutalize the VHL next season. 

I don't know who my linemates are going to be, or who my GM is going to be, but I can tell you this: Shev is going to brutalize the VHL next season. 

If Ahsoka can avoid shitting the bed for the next 10 games and be 1 ppg, she will hit 100 points. 

I forgot how torturous it is to keep earning and not be able to apply. 🫠

гарний тризуб

I hope I win something in the VHL lotto. Despite my best intentions, it's been a rough start to the year

My eldest child drove me home from work earlier this week and I just can't wrap my head around how this is possible.

My kid is selling candy bars to raise money for a band trip. My wife brought the box to the school she teaches at and put it in the faculty break room. Someone stole $20 from the collection jar. I'm beyond pissed about it.

My kid is selling candy bars to raise money for a band trip. My wife brought the box to the school she teaches at and put it in the faculty break room. Someone stole $20 from the collection jar. I'm beyond pissed about it.

My kid is selling candy bars to raise money for a band trip. My wife brought the box to the school she teaches at and put it in the faculty break room. Someone stole $20 from the collection jar. I'm beyond pissed about it.

My kid is selling candy bars to raise money for a band trip. My wife brought the box to the school she teaches at and put it in the faculty break room. Someone stole $20 from the collection jar. I'm beyond pissed about it.

My kid is selling candy bars to raise money for a band trip. My wife brought the box to the school she teaches at and put it in the faculty break room. Someone stole $20 from the collection jar. I'm beyond pissed about it.

My kid is selling candy bars to raise money for a band trip. My wife brought the box to the school she teaches at and put it in the faculty break room. Someone stole $20 from the collection jar. I'm beyond pissed about it.

{looks at awards}
 
So is there a line for this circus monkey or is it by reservation?

Invasion of the stupidest bots 

https://youtube.com/shorts/bLBw1JaB8lk

Someone wake me up in a month when UFA opens. In the meantime, I just wrote my bio for my next player, coming Christmas-ish lol

Just finished another edit of the first novel I ever wrote a minute ago. Haven't read it in a few years, and I gotta say, this story is dope.

Just finished another edit of the first novel I ever wrote a minute ago. Haven't read it in a few years, and I gotta say, this story is dope.

Just finished another edit of the first novel I ever wrote a minute ago. Haven't read it in a few years, and I gotta say, this story is dope.