Phil

In what turned out to be an shockingly slippery situation, The Rock was selected 60th overall in the Season 75 VHLm Dispersal Draft. The Rock has always finished off his opponents before the 5 round, so it was quite a shock when the draft lasted that long. Now that he has his mind swimming towards San Diego, he will need to regroup, recalibrate, and prepare for reckoning. The Rock's agent, Phil Knight, is already well familiar with the young VHLm franchise. His previous player representative, Phil Marleau, started off his career in San Diego as well, and was more than happy to hear from the General Manager, @InstantRockstar Knight thinks it will be a happy reunion: "We've both been involved in the VHL for decades worth of seasons, and have always had a great relationship. Although The Rock is a little more voracious than my usual signings, I think this type of player will be a great addition to the Marlins. It's great to be back on the cost and I'm hoping that this will be the start of a fun year. One where we'll see the Rock's physicality on display." The Rock declined to comment, although that was probably our bad for trying to interupt his workout. Note to any reporters: if he's using the punching bag - stay the FUCK out of his way. We're excited to see what the Rock can produce on the ice!

BOO YA! LEGGO BOYS!!!

Well at least I ended my career with another 7 hits. gratz malmo my old team! Long may you bless the name Knighthawk. Fly my pretties

lol 3 goals in a minute is probably what we DONT want to give up

Oh my way to go Eagles!!

Riga: 1) What are your Playoff expectations? 2) What's going to happen to the team next season, with 3 players heading into retirement? 3) What's the team doing to prepare for the playoff run? 4) Which team do you want to beat the most? 5) Playoff dinner? Go! 6) Playoff song? Go!

Please ask questions so that I can answer on my weekly podcast!

I have yet to win any so nah besides.. you made XXX, you've had your turn. Move aside for THE ROCK

Actually not to out my secret to success... ..but it was all the TPE I have in Leadership

nah hai

I'd rather have 2 beers with you.

oh dear god no!

just 2 hits... but 3rd star anyway

400 hits official!! Great game Riga!!

Defense eh? Luckily for you I already put TPE into DF

oh hai

Thought you had got rid of Phil after Marleau? HAH, nice guess, but you're totally wrong. Marleau announced his retirement this morning after Phil Knight, his player agent called him to tell him that he's representing a new client now. Who is he? He's a 6'3" 20-year old monster folks are calling Phil "The Rock" Johnson. If you thought Marleau was a big hitter, Johnson's looking to be the all-time hits leader, so step aside, ancient one, because Phil Johnson has arrived. And that's not all that is new. With another new player added on the bill, KnightTime Radio has just released a new Podcast series. The title is still up for debate but it seems aptly named "Rock Bottom". You can check it out in our Pocast section and feel free to leave your feedback and even any name suggestions. Johnson is a Season 76 draftee and so VHL Teams should be very mindful of the picks they have for that draft. They may want to grab Johnson late in the first round, as he'll be a very useful asset for a competing team.

Rock Bottom #1 Welcome to the Jungle!! I'm your host, Phil Knight. Today we: -INTRODUCE PHIL THE ROCK JOHNSON!!!! Enjoy this edition! KnightTime Podcast Questions Thread Songs: The River (ft Ed Sheeran) - Eminem This is a division of KnightTime Radio. Run Time: 14.5 minutes

CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!?!?!?

Player Information Username: Phil Player Name: Phil The Rock Johnson Recruited From: Other (The VHL found me) Age: 20 Position: RW Height: 76 in. Weight: 230 lbs. Birthplace: United Kingdom Player Page @VHLM GM

@chatfan036 brought to my attention that forum discussion died because @tfong invented discord or something... I'm not sure, I wasn't really reading. Anyway, Marleau's in his 8th season now and I think the trade deadline has passed, so can I recreate my new player now?????

I still skulk around

Tough sim for the team! We'll bounce back!

F on Beavis' Report Card for Smack Talk

68 total shots? lol what