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With Season 76 VHL Entry draft just days away, the whole VHL community are waiting, titillated, at the prospect of this prospect being a prospective player of a VHL franchise. The Rock, having now just exceeded the VHLm Practice Hours cap, is even more comfortable about his place in the draft. He knows he won't be a top pick, but it seems like he has secured his spot at the end of the first round. Although he could slip lower if people look at his VHLm stats. The man barely had a point, hit... any impact of any kind. But the GMs of this league should be smarter than that. For the better half of the latter half of the season, the Rock was limited to around 4 minutes per game. For a more appropriate look at what the Rock cooks and then brings to the table, we defer to Player Agent, and Builder Hall of Fame, Phil Knight. "His development will not be immediate. He's a big lad with eyes like an eagle. It will take time for him to get his skating and checking in balance, as well as secure himself as a great playmaker, but coaches and GMs should be alerted to the fact that if they have a pure goal scorer, they should consider grabbing the Rock. They will pair so nicely.. especially if they lack a decent third body." It's the Rock's hope that he wins a Boulet, but as always, the Continental Cup is the crowning achievement. He'll naturally rack up a number of hits during his career, but if he can be placed with a pure goal scorer, and continue his practice output... there will be no way that the GM that selects him will regret it.

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1. Amazing series against Miami with the big sweep. Was the Miami series what you expected? I did not expect the sweep! It was obvious we had the upper hand but to just blow them away in 4 games... I was predicting 5 at least. Great to see. Proud of the lads. 2. We’re onto round two in a matchup with Philadelphia I believe. What is the strategy to taking on the top team in the East? Play The Rock more... if we don't, we'll lose! Trust me, I can see the future! No looking back. 3. Who was the MVP of round one? For San Diego? For the VHLM? Gunnar has been playing EXCEPTIONALLY well. He's the MVP of Round 1 for all teams. I really hope the Rock and him can play together in the future! 4. With Chicago and Moscow moving on, what is your prediction for the Continental Cup of the VHL? I would have guessed Moscow to beat Malmo... but it's weird to see Malmo back in the finals after all these seasons. I think the last time was when Marleau was in his first or second season! GOOD ON THEM 5. Which series has surprised you most so far across both, the VHL and VHLM? Again, I would have to say that it's the Malmo defeat of Moscow. Moscow have asserted themselves as staple contenders so whenever you bring down a regime like that it's a surprise! 6. With the New Year coming, what are some goals you have for our next loop around the sun? The Rock needs to be drafte The Rock needs to win The Stolzy The Rock needs to be the hits leader The Rock needs to temper his expectations

Rock Bottom #8 Welcome to the Jungle!! I'm your host, Phil Knight. Today we: - HAPPY NEW YEAR BITCHES! - S70-something DRAFT CLASS IS HYPE - WHY GMs SHOULD WANT ME - OH SHIT! VHL PLAYOFFS ARE STILL GOING! Enjoy this edition! KnightTime Podcast Questions Thread Songs: That's All She Wrote - T.I. ft. Eminem This is a division of KnightTime Radio. Run Time: 19.5 minutes

Start your San Diego Marlins tenure with @Tate and me End your San Diego Marlins tenure with @Tate and me. Seems pretty great to me! All the best in the future bud

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‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, Mom and dad were finished working with a screen and a mouse, The stockings were hung (Socially distanced, of course)! In hopes that St Nicholas had no Covid Remorse. The children were restless, so tired of home school, Getting really fed up with the new Pandemic Rule. And mamma in her kerchief, and I in my mask Were both worn out by the online shopping task. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I tried to get up, but saw I’ve gotten fatter! This lock-down has messed with our gym routine, To hell with it all, is there more Christmas Poutine? The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow Revealed very few footprints, ‘cause “Out” no one could go. When what to my wondering eyes did appear? But a miniature sleigh, and 4 socially distanced reindeer! With a little old driver sporting a mask, I knew in a moment, I need to get off the flask! More rapid than eagles, I thought it insane, or maybe the lock-down's affecting my brain? Now Dasher, now Dancer, now Donner, now Cupid, Socially distanced they were, these reindeer aren’t stupid! To the top of the porch, to the end of 2020, Let’s all raise a toast, and lets’ do it plenty! Stay safe all my friends, the vaccine’s on its way, But we need to be smart until that great day Our turn has arrived, we can all get the “shot”, (In the arm to be sure, because Tequila it’s NOT!!) As I came to my senses, my vision was straight, I knew in my heart we all really can’t wait Till that date in the future, hope it’s coming soon! Friends and family in person, (though may not be ‘til June!) Well that’s me done, I need to get on a Zoom call But before I leave here, I really can’t stall, As we all go back inside, all back out of sight, I say Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!! Stay safe VHL friends!

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Well if you were wondering why Phil "The Rock" Johnson was only getting 4:15 minutes of ice time per game on average over the past week, we at VHL.com might have the reason for you. It was a snowy winter's eve. The snowflakes were all doing their own interpretive waltz to the ground. Some ended their dance on the eyelashes of Phil the Rock. He brushed them away from his vision. "Ah, got some seasonal sentiment, do you?", Kaberle asked. @fromtheinside "Nah, he's problem just mad that he missed ALL his checks in practice," explained the one they call "Cowboy". @Prout "Or the fact that he's just realized that he is the Abdominal Snowman people have been looking for" egged, on Frank @Rayzor_7 Johnson turned slowly towards them, his eyes frosted over, clearly deep in thought... or lack thereof.. okay maybe it wasn't that clear. "Let's just get to the fucking bar". Where in the world were they that there's snow on the ground? Certainly not San Diego. In fact, they were preparing for an away stint against the Yukon Rush. It was 8:00 pm and -30C outside. "Yeah, I guess this Yeti just needs some raw alcohol" piped up Paul @Mr_Hatter "You should all probably know where the line is," warned Red Lite @Tate Johnson turned his attention to the snowy route in front of him and led the charge towards the bar. It was only a few 100 meters away. Soon he'd be sipping his tequila. Man did he need a drink. The team arrived in the quaint wooden bar, abuzz with rowdiness. Duncan ( @OrbitingDeath ) and Gunnar ( @BOOM™) sat down immediately, ordered 4 shots each and began to arm wrestle. Kate Upton ( @OscarTheSwagDude) was immediately swarmed by all the locals. The rest of the team was staggering in when Nero ( @TurnDaddy) who was laughing so hard at a joke by Maksim ( @Nepto) stumbled into the waitress bringing the shots to the arm wrestling match of Duncan and Gunnar. The waitress's tray flow in a perfect parabolic arc and landed directly atop of Johnson's head. That was it - the breaking point. Johnson clenched his fists, strained his neck until the veins in his temples popped out and produced a roar of such magnitude and ferocity that it was actually recorded on the Rchter scale. Chaos and terror ensued. To be.... continued.

Nice work on the trade talks. Nice to hear multiple voices in cast too!

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Rock Bottom #7 Welcome to the Jungle!! I'm your host, Phil Knight. Today we: - HAPPY QUANMASIKUAH BITCHES! - VHL PEOPLE IS GOOD PEOPLE - VHL/M UPDATES - NO ICE TIME = NO OPPONENTS HIT Enjoy this edition! KnightTime Podcast Questions Thread Songs: I Won't Be Home For Christmas - Blink182 Sleigh Ride - Reliant K Not Another Christmas Song - Blink182 This is a division of KnightTime Radio. Run Time: 21 minutes

1. Our 13-Win Streak has been snapped. How would describe the run the Marlins have been on and the 13-Game stretch as a whole? It's been incredible... and it's not really over, just the undefeated part of it. I said from the outset of the season that we'll just get better and better as the season goes on and that's proving true. All parts of our team is proving that true. Such pride at the moment! 2. During our leagues’ high win streak, what were your two favorite games from that run? The ones where I was 3rd star. I've had little offensive output this season so it was nice to be rewarded the couple of times I actually make an impact! 3. Now onto the Trade Deadline. With Myself & IR already having made a couple moves, are you satisfied with how the trade deadline was handled by the Marlins’ front office? You brought in @OrbitingDeath ... how can I not be happy!? Everyone else is gravy. 4. In 32-Games since joining the Marlins, Maksim Yakolevsky [@Nepto] has accumulated 40 points, including 16 goals for the team! Along with being a great addition on the ice, he’s been a vocal member of the team in the lockeroom. What does Yakolevsky bring to the squad that has made him such a great fit in San Diego? @Neptois amazing. Great presence on and off the ice! Leadership skills on and off the ice. Basically everything he does on the ice, he does off the ice - personality wise, anyway. He doesn't just sweat randomly in a grocery store 5. San Diego made some bold moves this past draft, selecting a noncapped defense pairing 1st and 2nd overall, then rolling the dice on an affiliate #1 Center, and two returning VHL greats. With all of those pieces coming together to create what looks to be a contender for the title this season, do you think those moves have already been validated or do you still believe there’s more to prove? There's more to prove. We aren't top of the league. Not sure we will be before the end of the season, but the playoffs will definitely be the test. 6. Our lockeroom has had some deep discussions about certain VHL policies and procedures in the past and with that we’ll open it up to the Press Conference. If we could shoot on the league for a minute on behalf of our command-n-chief, why should @InstantRockstar get a shot at a GM role in the VHL main, where would you like to see him go, and who would you have take over for the Marlins that is NOT @IamMOOSE @InstantRockstarhas always been kind and fair to me. His dealings in the minors have been very good. I believe it's harder building a team in the minors than the majors due to the rapid turnover of players, but he's been a consistent playoff contender year after year after year. I'll tell you that if he was a VHL GM and I was drafted by him, I'd would have full confidence in the team and would immediately re-sign with the team at the first opportunity. You can quote me on that.

In it to win it

In it to win it

In it to win it

It's been a quiet season for the Rock in terms of output... except for what's coming out of his mouth put. The giant humanoid has statistically been not up to the standards of his ego. He currently sits at just 6 points and 120 hits - which is still the lead on the team, but just not enough to validate his talk: "I don't want to say I'm a generational talent... but I can literally move mountains." Now his strength IS quite impressive. According to @Prout, during a practice, coach @InstantRockstar brought in a battle rope and had the top two lines on one end, and The Rock and goaltender @MSO94 on the other end. It was a classic tug-of-war on skates. IR counted down and as soon as it began, the force at which the Rock yanked the rope knocked Olsen to the ground, as well as caused a dominos effect on the opposing side, which saw @Tate fly head first into @fromtheinside, @Nepto threw out his back, @DangerGolding slipped backwards, slicing the jersey clean in half of @BOOM™ Rayzor hit his head so hard on the ice he now thinks he plays for Halifax... in short it was a disaster of an exercise and practice was cancelled for the rest of the day. It seemed that this was failure beyond comprehension OR WAS IT? That practice was on December 5th. The Marlins have gone on to win ever single game since... with an incredible 10-0 record and scoring 59 goals.. for math people... that's an average of about 6 goals per game!! The media have turned their attention to GM IR... was this a brilliant move by a brilliant GM? Was it a ridiculous move by a ridiculous man? Was it a brilliant move by a ridiculous man? Or was it a ridiculous move by a brilliant man? So many possible combinations.. and we only used 2 adjectives, so we asked Phil the Rock Johnson about it: "It was all me. I started putting TPE into Leadership." Okay then.

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