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Rock Bottom #12 Welcome to the Jungle!! I'm your host, Phil Knight. Today we: - STANDINGS! - LEADERS!! - 75: What Go Us Here @Doomsday (@stevo) Enjoy this edition! KnightTime Podcast Questions Thread Songs: The Adventure - Angels and Airwaves This is a division of KnightTime Radio. Run Time: 30.5 minutes

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DA BEARS!!!!!!!!

I think you know what Rock Bottom #12 is going to be then...

The Rock keeps rolling on. Despite his poor offensive output, Phil The Rock Johnson has been pretty prevalent in a couple of ways for the Seattle Bears. DA BEARS, who sit 5th in the North American Conference, are begging the rock to get on the scoresheet and not in the penalty box. Johnson so far has yet to register a point, and has sat down in the sin bin for 26 minus. His plus/minus rating has also fallen in the last few games and he now sits at a disgusting -7, which is the lowest on the team, along with Strauss, the newest edition to the legendary @gregreg agency. The rock has dished out 45 hits and only been hit 8 times so he is creating good take-away opportunities, which is a positive. However, the question still remains whether the Rock can turn his rookie campaign around and start producing, otherwise the Bears may need to asses his future with the club.

Rock Bottom #11 Welcome to the Jungle!! I'm your host, Phil Knight. Today we: - STANDINGS! - LEADERS!! - QUESTIONS!!!! Enjoy this edition! KnightTime Podcast Questions Thread Songs: Digging Shelters- Neil Halstead This is a division of KnightTime Radio. Run Time: 17.25 minutes

1. What are your thoughts on the team trading and getting @gregreg (Leo Strauss) back? @gregreg is a dream. So it's fucking cloud nine to have him back as a Bear. We discussed it in the discord and it was decided he was the OG Bear. @Banackock is the G Bear. 2. What are your thoughts on the Bears start so far? Up and down so far. We've had some great performances where clearly everything is clicking and some terrible ones where nothing has worked. Bana's working hard to get some lines switches made to find the sweet spot but overall I'm not too concerned. We just need to get more consistent. 3. @Victor Rara Rasputin has a strange pregame ritual that he does in Russian. What is it? I'll field this one @Victor. He goes to the closest bar, downs a couple of shots of Stolichnaya, and grabs strangers to perform the khorovod dance, while the barkeep plays Rasputin on full volume. It's an amazing site to behold. 4. @Motzaburger has returned. Where was he that he had to return from? He went on a long trip to find the perfect mozzarella burger. He has yet to comment on whether he managed to find it... or perhaps he's just holding out his judgement knowing that he has not tasted every single mozzarella burger the world has to offer. 5. @Phil THE ROCK JOHNSON is doing some WWE on the side. Who is his next opponent, who wins and how? It doesn't matter who he's playing. He's going to come out victorious.. because that is what he does. Although he's really trying to give up the wrestling life now and focus on his acting career. Come on now, this ain't the 90s anymore! 6. @Hex Universe was last seen driving a purple volkswagon Beattle listening to Taylor Swift's "Shake it off". This isn't a question, we just wanted you to know he's a man of style and culture. Drive past my street because I want to join in. We can drive to @Toast's place and see if we can get the trifecta of karaoke going.

Oh Shit! Sorry @DMaximus I had checked out Ty F - Dagmar Havlova @wcats you're final one

DAT HURTZ

Good on ya Moosie. Hope to play with you sometime soon!

G - Zamboni Driver @DMaximus finish it up strong!

Debut.... the French word meaning "the butt". It has been a pretty solid start to the Rock's VHL career. He's so far seen more minutes per game than his average in the VHLM last season and he's been averaging 3 hits per game... in fact, he's almost gotten 3 hits in every single one of the first 7 games - all but 2 in fact, where he got 2 and 5 hits. He has yet to register a point but has been on the ice for a fair few goals, having a decent plus/minus rating. The Rock is not worried about getting his first point yet. The GM will be switching some things up amongst the youngsters on the team as the young core try to find there place in the team. With such young talent, and that potent mix of veterans and players in the peak of their career, the Seattle Bears are set to make a solid run for the Cup. However there's still a lot of work to do, and the Rock needs to start proving that he can contribute offensively as well. Until next week, this was VHL correspondent, Mike Hunt

DA BEARZZZZ

D - Cinnamon Block @wcats

F - Odin Omdahl @DMaximus

Rock Bottom #10 Welcome to the Jungle!! I'm your host, Phil Knight. Today we: - THE ROCK HAS ENTERED THE GAME! - DRAFT CLASS IS STILL HYPE - SOME TIMMO LOVE @a_Ferk Enjoy this edition! KnightTime Podcast Questions Thread Songs: Stay Awhile - New Found Glory This is a division of KnightTime Radio. Run Time: 19.25 minutes

DA BEARZ

F - Timothy Brown @wcats you're pick

D - Ziarie Anigbogu @DMaximus

I will prove to be a good cherry and vow not to pop the cherry that is me!

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1. What are your thoughts on Seattle adding @Victor's player Rara Rasputin? You can't really have negative thoughts about it... Victor is a stand-up guy and makes awesome players. Do I know anything about Rara? Nope, and I don't need to know anything else except it's Viccy's player. 2. Did you expect Malmo to win the cup or was it a surprise? It wasn't a total shock. Ever since being drafted to them in their second ever season, and making the Cup run to the finals, I knew they had it in them for a cup. I'm glad they could pull it off. Very happy for the lads. 3. What are your thoughts on the Bears draft? Not to be too vain, but I thought the Bears did a great job with the draft. You can't argue that @Hex Universe and @Toast aren't awesome. Well, you can, but you'd be an idiot. And I think swiping me at 12th OA will proof to be a pretty solid pick. 3 forwards, with the Rock being the heavy hitter.. maybe someday we'll see a dominant line? 4. How do you think the Bears are going to do next season? Cup run. It's gonna happen. I know we have a couple of guys on the brink of a breakout season, and hopefully with our new draftees we can provide some solid depth to the team to put together a great campaign. 5. What are your plans for next weekend? Staying home. Cleaning, purging my wife's stuff. Walking the puppy, binging something on TV, doing 2 long power workouts... you know, the usual for nowadays 6. Does your player have any superstitions? The Rock looks at and does a pre-game workout to bodybuilders motivational youtube videos. The Rock used to do his own videos but now that he's playing hockey professionally, he doesn't have the time so he enjoys looking at what others are doing... and then doing it better than them.

I think it depends who you ask - @sterling, for instance, would say I suck.... ...and I wouldn't argue with him.

I'll allow you to lick me @gorlab Also, now a true reason to prove myself with the Rock. I can't let you down, brah

DRAFT HYPE! Great article! @MattyIce Here's something interesting for you: The Rock had 151 hits Braxton, the VHLM league leader, had 289 hits However the Rock only played around 11 minutes/game. Both players averaged a hit every 5.5 minutes. FUN WITH NUMBERS!