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After Theme week the Calgary Wranglers LR was talking about you know just random things and it so happens that Tina the fat lard and team (dw not actually mean it’s my joke I use from a movie) and turns out Ricer has the most werid obsession with..... hotdogs. Yes the dirty ol things that Phill the thrill Keesel eats on the bench when his tubby lard ass is out of breath. Is Ricer trying to be like Phill? 


So I’ve been a little weirded out by Ricers odd loving obsession for hotdogs and I want to know is, who’s with me on getting this man help? The Calgary Wranglers love this general manger and don’t want his health to be any more effected by this. Like for one Ricer has really bad breath from eating to many hotdogs and we all started telling him 6 feet and a mask before the virus for god sakes. It’s horrible that hot stanky breath eating those gross things YUCK! Not only bad breath he’s also gaining more weight then fat bastard at this rate, it’s scary. 


 

I really hope he’s ok and can overcome this as we are all worried for him in this stags of his life. Maybe some love and support by not only his team but from the VHL community. I think should figure the best ways possible to get him away from hot dogs. He’s told us he’s fine but he’s not. Nobody and I mean nobody eats as much as he does in a day then just the consumption of hit dogs Ricer eats a day. It’s nasty. I tried to show him the how there made and he started to droll... GROSSSSSS like I honestly think there’s no methods that can stop this behaviour from him. It’s getting to the point if you showed him yearly consumption or monthly/ weekly it wouldn’t faze him or anything other then make him eat more since he’s just a pig for hotdogs.


 

However we did get new sponsors at the arena because of it and I just hope we don’t meme him to hard cause I don’t want him to leave I just want him to get you know healthier and no more hot dogs. I promise I’ve tried everything in my power and it’s slowly starting to feel like there’s no end in near sight but one person has to ask, when will it all catch up on this hot door eating machine. Please comment below what we can do to save this mans life. Maybe even point out other general mangers  odd obsessions and to all gather up together and help them before it’s to late. Maybe we could help Juice from his strange obsession with Thad? Or how about Muff with eating his family of muffins?  The list goes on and on.


Thank you for any suggestions help or support. I think it’s important we start acting fast on these issues before there all to late. I appreciate your comments and time greatly and will hopefully have solutions sometime soon for this mess. 


Anyways cheers for this week!

 

people mentioned 

 

@Ricer13 @tinafrombobsburgers @thadthrasher @Juice @.sniffuM

46 minutes ago, Prout said:

However we did get new sponsors at the arena because of it

I wanna know who this is and see a picture of your new centre ice logo

1 minute ago, Prout said:

 Are you obsessed with hot dogs too? Should I be concerned about you as well?

gotta get that 100% Grade A berta beef dog, and if you bring mustard or relish to the cookout I will cut you

1 minute ago, Eso said:

Oh, so that's what we're going to do? Have a fight?

I'll fight on Ricer's team hot dog any day. Dolla fiddy dog at costco with a drink, beat that

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