Scurvy 1,501 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 OK so last week I wrote about the best VHLM names, so I thought I’d try the best VHL and VHLE names this week, and there are some beauties to pick from for sure. Let’s start with the North American conference first: FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Analfist @STZ- Succinct and to the point, this NY Americans forward gives the reader a perfect image in their respective heads when this name is conjured up. FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY brings all the intangibles to his club with consistent play, grit, and some scoring touch. I do think this NY club could be deadly this season and he might have to alter his first name after a championship run maybe? The last name stays forever! Jebediah Big Ol Doinks in Amish @hylands - This name says a lot about the very capable NY American Dman. Not sure the meaning or theme but I love the name and I’ll be looking for JB to be setting up Analfist on the box scores all season. Guntis Gavilrovs @Girts- Fellow teammate and massive convicted killer, GG is an absolute savage force on the Vancouver Wolves. I expect him to be the league PIM leader before too long and already has 32 PIMS in 7 games this season. At 250 lbs the name Guntis sparks an image about his appearance and as someone who practices with him daily I’d say….he’s even uglier. WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW @roryRory- The 18th overall pick in the S90 draft has quickly become a household name “letter” as he has catapulted a talented NY team to a dominant fixture in the NA conference. A few struggles early on but I expect the Ws to be at the top of the leaderboard for goalies by season end. Although since I missed drafting him for my VHL fantasy team I hope he doesn’t do too well….. European Conference Ben Dover @Zylen- Ok I have a juvenile sense of humor so as I searched, I had to add this in. First Gen player who has had some success winning a cup in the VHLM and in the VHLE. Grimgor Ironide @FrostBeard- Perfect name to sum up the gritty nasty type of game that Ironhide plays. He hits, fights, scores, and snorts steroids through his eyes. A true Viking Jarl looking to pillage and cleave opposing players. Fun to watch player and great responses in forum. Tullamore Dew @Spade18- Because Whiskey should always be included. VHLE BEAUTIES Quinndillus Whopper @Max77- This one reminds of a Kayne and Peele skit I saw once. Funny name I’d like to see in the box score. However, he has yet to score this season for Stockholm. Piston Maicupp @MandyManiac- funny and original this First Gen has been in the E for a second season so will be some time before we can see this name in the VHL. Soju @Frank- A clear colorless Korean distilled alcoholic drink that is supposed to taste like Vodka and wreck you with a hangover. Similarly, the 5th overall pick in last years draft is wrecking opposing offenses for Cologne. Last season in the M he played all 72 games and had 5 shutouts so it appears that this workhorse is not partaking in too much Soju, or who knows, maybe it’s the secret to his success. Zylen, Smarch, mattyIceman and 6 others 7 1 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/148674-best-vhlvhle-names/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank 5,212 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 Missing Logan Ninefingers, just like Logan is missing a finger. 10 would be ideal but 9 will do. mattyIceman, Scurvy, Girts and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/148674-best-vhlvhle-names/#findComment-1028051 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahma 1,431 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 57 minutes ago, Scurvy said: A true Viking Jarl looking to pillage and cleave opposing players. Fun to watch player and great responses in forum. you must google the name Grimgor Ironhide!!!!! Thunder 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/148674-best-vhlvhle-names/#findComment-1028058 Share on other sites More sharing options...
STZ 5,360 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 NY has a wild cast of names… Thunder and Scurvy 1 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/148674-best-vhlvhle-names/#findComment-1028059 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scurvy 1,501 Posted June 2 Author Share Posted June 2 1 hour ago, Ahma said: you must google the name Grimgor Ironhide!!!!! oh damn. Not a Viking at ALL!! haha. Don't know Warhammer universe. Even more of a badass it seems !! Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/148674-best-vhlvhle-names/#findComment-1028067 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunder 1,168 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 1 hour ago, STZ said: NY has a wild cast of names… FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY is the goat of names!! STZ 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/148674-best-vhlvhle-names/#findComment-1028073 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jubis 1,349 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 Some of the best names could also be considered the worst STZ and Thunder 1 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/148674-best-vhlvhle-names/#findComment-1028079 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spade18 1,305 Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 18 hours ago, Scurvy said: Tullamore Dew @Spade18- Because Whiskey should always be included. Scurvy 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/148674-best-vhlvhle-names/#findComment-1028202 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hylands 845 Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 lets gooooooo new york #1 in the best names department by a mile Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/148674-best-vhlvhle-names/#findComment-1028259 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyIceman 1,214 Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 23 hours ago, Scurvy said: He hits, fights, scores, and snorts steroids through his eyes. Someone do this sig Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/148674-best-vhlvhle-names/#findComment-1028291 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MandyManiac 4 Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 Truly an honor, many thanks. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/148674-best-vhlvhle-names/#findComment-1030418 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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