Molholt 2,185 Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 (edited) In a randomly selected lottery of players throughout the league, some foolish league officials rewarded A.C. Savage with 5M in VHL cash. This "reward" will likely bring about the destruction of the league itself. A.C. Savage has toiled away this season with the league's best ever fighting ability, while no one has dared to drop the gloves with him. Well, no more. Savage will be compiling his 3M in the bank, the 5M reward and next season's 3M paycheck to purchase what the VHL calls a "TPE re-roll." It is essentially a mystical machine that allows a player to re-allocate his abilities. Real high-tech stuff. Savage is a phenomenal fighter, that won't be changing anytime soon. However, his sub-par abilities at basically every other facet of the game will be going down to pathetically miserable levels. He will instead be focusing his time on learning how to check players into oblivion, and will couple that with an intense strength regiment that will boost his overall bulk and ability to use it. Savage will be sporting these new traits: Fighting: 95 Checking: 95 Strength: 95 He will incite riots on the ice, both from opposing players and fans. He will hurt someone, perhaps kill someone - hopefully on a nightly basis. He will lead the league in fights, and he will not lose. A.C. Savage isn't out for just blood, he's out for murder. Note* Math was wrong, 5 more points to strength. Note* He will use his remaining 1M not for charity, or any good cause, but instead to force the magazine to put his cold-blooded image on the cover, with an accompanying article detailing his feats. Edited April 13, 2015 by Molholt CowboyinAmerica, Baozi, Tagger and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tagger 2,722 Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 YEAH! ALL OF THIS! ALL OF THIS! NotAVHLM-GM, Advantage and stevo 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,934 Posted April 13, 2015 Admin Share Posted April 13, 2015 The final note is probably the most devastating part of it all. Advantage 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tagger 2,722 Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 (edited) Did some checking back to see what fight stats you'll be looking to top. Can only go as far back as S20 I think though since I don't believe anythings recorded fights pre-S20 All-Time Fight Wins: Karsten Olsen (7) All-Time Most Fights: Lars Intranquilo (25) (Encarnacion ended with 24) All-Time Best Fight Record: (6 Fights or More) Logan Laich (46% Fight Win Percentage. Record of 6 Wins, 2 Losses and 5 Ties) Yes, Logan Laich holds a league record somehow... Season Records Most Fights in a Season Edwin Encarnacion - 8, S38 (How did I not know I had this?) James Bencharski - 8, S25 Lars Intranquilo - 8, S21 Most Fights Won in a Season Karsten Olsen - 3, S38 Nick Fisher - 3, S26 Edited April 13, 2015 by YEAH! NotAVHLM-GM and Molholt 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molholt 2,185 Posted April 13, 2015 Author Share Posted April 13, 2015 It seems unbelievable that 7 wins is the most all time. Especially since it was Jarkko's brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyinAmerica 2,887 Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 WAIT THAT'S AWESOME I HOLD A VHL RECORD AND AM NOW SUPER HAPPY Tagger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,934 Posted April 13, 2015 Admin Share Posted April 13, 2015 James Bencharski - 8, S25Could have taught Tom Slaughter a thing or two! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jala 922 Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 sweet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_ace 3,112 Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 All-Time Most Fights: Lars Intranquilo (25) (Encarnacion ended with 24) Season Records Most Fights in a Season Edwin Encarnacion - 8, S38 (How did I not know I had this?) James Bencharski - 8, S25 Lars Intranquilo - 8, S21 REALLY? So not only was I shitty at defense, I fought a ton? Maybe I was pissed at being shitty? Tagger and CowboyinAmerica 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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