sterling 1,990 Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Bern offers Alexander Davidson a contract. Come join us, we're one of the top teams in the league. @BigTittySmitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel 565 Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 (No idea if I post this in this thread or start a new one but) Yukon offers Davidson a contract. We have the best roster in the league and will be one of the two favourites to win the cup by playoff time. You'll fit right in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atw2592 286 Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Oslo offers Alexander Davidson an active free agent contract as well. We could really use your services to transform us into an elite team for the rest of the season! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FacePuncher 1,343 Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 (edited) Saskatoon offers Davidson a contract that's shinier than the other contracts! Since I've taken over we have gone 6-1-2, if you join us we can turn into an elite team, and I have enough resources to trade for other players so we can make a run to take home the VHLM Championship! Edited January 24, 2016 by ADwyer87 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smarch 2,947 Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, ADwyer87 said: Saskatoon offers Davidson a contract that's shinier than the other contracts! Since I've taken over we have gone 6-1-2, if you join us we can turn into an elite team, and I have enough resources to trade for other players so we can make a run to take home the VHLM Championship! Saskatoon already has an active free agent. Sorry bud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FacePuncher 1,343 Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Just now, Smarch said: Saskatoon already has an active free agent. Sorry bud Darn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,834 Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Ottawa Lynx formally submits their contract offer. We'd love to have you here, you'd do us real well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 7,649 Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Hey buddy. So we're not going to be formal and kiss your ass like the rest of the teams. We've spoke prior, you know we got some great guys from VHL/SHL in the LR and are looking to make a run. I'll be honest and say we've struggled - but adding you would give us huge power to go out and make some big splashes. Cheers, man, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendrick 4,724 Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 ^Goes on to kiss his ass anyways haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 7,649 Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Kendrick said: ^Goes on to kiss his ass anyways haha Nay. There's ass smooching and then there's being up front. Our offer isn't shinier or whatever, he himself knows one player can't make you elite and we aren't promising a top roster if we currently are not. We have a plan and he will help execute it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel 565 Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Let's not be dicks about this eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendrick 4,724 Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 15 minutes ago, Banackock said: Nay. There's ass smooching and then there's being up front. Our offer isn't shinier or whatever, he himself knows one player can't make you elite and we aren't promising a top roster if we currently are not. We have a plan and he will help execute it. True, but we could argue many of the offers were ass smooching haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 7,649 Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 11 minutes ago, Kendrick said: True, but we could argue many of the offers were ass smooching haha. That's my point, haha. @BigTittySmitty sign with us and we'll send you nudes of Kendy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendrick 4,724 Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 27 minutes ago, Banackock said: That's my point, haha. @BigTittySmitty sign with us and we'll send you nudes of Kendy I meant to say weren't ass smooching. In fact your post was longer than the majority haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastOlympian07 2,388 Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Banackock said: That's my point, haha. @BigTittySmitty sign with us and we'll send you nudes of Kendy ill trade you some players for nudes of kendy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 7,649 Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, StevenStamkos91 said: ill trade you some players for nudes of kendy Don't expect much, but sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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