I wrote the greatest paragraph in VHL history

[eaglesfan036 4,583]

Alfie Forever (Iron Eagles)

   

     Forever has a save percentage of 0.891 and a goals against average of 5.92. Upon looking at these stats, one may think that Forever is a terrible goalie. Not much can be said about Forever however, because he only has three players on his team. Because of this, it is difficult to dissect Forever’s strengths and weaknesses. Overall, Forever is a question mark because it is impossible to judge how good a goalie is with only three players on his team.

 

This is the best paragraph in VHL history. - Victor

 

http://oldvhl.com/smf/index.php?topic=12164.msg119190#msg119190

 

@Victor

[Will 4,604]

that grading tho

[FacePuncher 1,343]

10/6

[TheLastOlympian07 2,388]

good to know that 4 years later and Austin is still biased

 

1,145 words. Wow. While there might be some Ice Dog homer-ism in there, it was overall a good breakdown of the VHLM's starting goaltenders. Not only were you able to use statistics to back up your points, but you also took into account the strength of the team when considering these stats.
 

*note - he was on the ice dogs team at the time of him writing it*

[JardyB10 4,834]

First of all, it's "alfie forever" you noob.

 

Second of all, he was a CPU I created.

 

Third of all, Victor is indeed a terrible goalie.

[Kendrick 4,724]

Haha except he can't spell Jehovah.

[Victor 10,536]

On 2/4/2016 at 10:44 PM, JardyB10 said:

First of all, it's "alfie forever" you noob.

 

Second of all, he was a CPU I created.

 

Third of all, Victor is indeed a terrible goalie.

 

go fuck yourself

[eaglesfan036 4,583]

still the best