eaglesfan036 4,603 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Tell any jokes you know, whether they are funny or horrible. Did you hear about the two tv antenneas that got married? I heard the reception was great. Bacteria walks into a bar. The bartender says we don't serve your kind here. Bacteria says, "But I work here, I am staph!" Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/31686-the-joke-thread/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,660 Posted June 25, 2016 Senior Admin Share Posted June 25, 2016 eaglesfan036 FacePuncher and stevo 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/31686-the-joke-thread/#findComment-353035 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,660 Posted June 25, 2016 Senior Admin Share Posted June 25, 2016 Just now, Draper said: eaglesfan036 (that one is of the horrible variety) stevo 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/31686-the-joke-thread/#findComment-353036 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,603 Posted June 25, 2016 Author Share Posted June 25, 2016 4 minutes ago, Draper said: (that one is of the horrible variety) I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. FacePuncher and stevo 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/31686-the-joke-thread/#findComment-353040 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Trifecta 1,899 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Calgary Wranglers Will, stevo and FacePuncher 3 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/31686-the-joke-thread/#findComment-353041 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,946 Posted June 25, 2016 Admin Share Posted June 25, 2016 This thread. FacePuncher, stevo and Da Trifecta 3 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/31686-the-joke-thread/#findComment-353048 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devise 4,475 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 58 minutes ago, eaglesfan036 said: I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. Banned. eaglesfan036, Will, Da Trifecta and 1 other 4 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/31686-the-joke-thread/#findComment-353055 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,119 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "Dam". 2 fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says: "You drive. I'll man the guns." 2 cupcakes are in an oven. One turns to the other and says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The other one screams and yells "OMG A TALKING MUFFIN!" What do you call epileptic lettuce? Seizure salad. A couple are watching a television show about mixed emotions. The guy turns to the girl and smugly says "Honey, I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time." The girl chuckles and says "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest penis." Victor, eaglesfan036 and Banackock 3 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/31686-the-joke-thread/#findComment-353090 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,946 Posted June 25, 2016 Admin Share Posted June 25, 2016 A Stark, a Lannister, and a Martell walk into a bar.... eaglesfan036 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/31686-the-joke-thread/#findComment-353092 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,119 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 4 minutes ago, Victor said: A Stark, a Lannister, and a Martell walk into a bar.... It gets burned by a dragon. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/31686-the-joke-thread/#findComment-353095 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 8,052 Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 7 hours ago, Draper said: eaglesfan036 Thought there was gonna be a picture of his dick when I seen the title "Joke Thread". @eaglesfan036 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/31686-the-joke-thread/#findComment-353119 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 8,052 Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 (edited) What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks. What's 6 inches longer, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? a $100 bill. If a Dove is the "bird of peace", what is the "bird of true love? The Swallow. What's the difference between a catholic priest and a zit? A zit waits until you're a teenager before it cums on your face. How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? If you pull her pants down and her ass is still in them. What do McDonald's and priests have in common? They both stick their meat inside 10 year old buns. Holy shit that last priest one. Edited June 26, 2016 by Banackock Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/31686-the-joke-thread/#findComment-353120 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Tortorella 2,653 Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 An actuary, an underwriter, and an insurance salesperson are riding in a car. The salesperson has his foot on the gas, the underwriter has his foot on the brake, and the actuary is looking out the back window telling them where to go. Female spiders eat the male spiders after mating – they know collecting life insurance is easier than child support. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/31686-the-joke-thread/#findComment-353203 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devise 4,475 Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 S51 Draft Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/31686-the-joke-thread/#findComment-371525 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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