FacePuncher 1,343 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 On 11/30/2016 at 4:38 PM, ADwyer87 said: Incoming fan 590 on why @eaglesfan036'S life is a raging dumpster fire @eaglesfan036 as promised!!!! His football team is falling apart - after an impressive 3-0 start where all eagles fans were overreacting about the much overrated QB from North Dakota State, the Eagles have gone 2-6, and Wentz has played like booboo, in 8 games he has thrown for just 1824 yards, thrown for 6 TDs and 8 INTs, ran for just 60 yards and a TD, and they even lost to Dallas! His hockey team is falling apart - currently out of the playoff picture, allowing the second most goals in the league, they're the Flyers. Just tons of bad stuff. His basketball team has already fallen apart - i mean it's the 76ers. We all know the story behind them. Penn State is about to get a major snub - ok, so I don't know if he even cares about this or not, but I figured him being from Pennsylvania might as well include it. I officially have as many championships and top GM awards as him - and I did it in one season less! I mean sure it's the VHLM, but the fact that I made a full roster in the VHLM, and he just has an extreme chokefest, you know he's gotta feel like crap about that. He's losing future free agents - I can name at least 2 agents who won't sign with Calgary anymore. Terrible GMing imho tbqh. He got skipped in the VHFL draft and missed out on the top 2 Fantasy Point scorers last season, to yours truly - totally dropping the ball! Now, given he still got 2 solid players, but he didn't get the MOST solid players, and I'm hoping John Sleeman and Black Velvet can kick his butt and make him feel bad. You can tell something is wrong - the VHFL in the same group, the perfect chance to trash talk me, and he doesn't even say anything? That's how you know his life is really sucky right now He's gonna get raped by his upcoming finals - every student does. He has nothing to look forward to in his life, and he's going to die alone because he's ugly - ok maybe that was too harsh, but I needed to get to 10 points and I didn't know what else to say ok???? Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35774-why-eaglesfan036s-life-is-a-raging-dumpster-fire/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank 5,209 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 11. Calgary will not win a cup after having a team gifted to him. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35774-why-eaglesfan036s-life-is-a-raging-dumpster-fire/#findComment-393205 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,603 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Vhlm is cake, i won 3 cups and many top gm awards with yukon. Also jokes on you, this is my last season as gm Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35774-why-eaglesfan036s-life-is-a-raging-dumpster-fire/#findComment-393207 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FacePuncher 1,343 Posted December 2, 2016 Author Share Posted December 2, 2016 4 minutes ago, eaglesfan036 said: Vhlm is cake, i won 3 cups and many top gm awards with yukon. Also jokes on you, this is my last season as gm RIP and hey, don't take away from me taking away from your GM career! Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35774-why-eaglesfan036s-life-is-a-raging-dumpster-fire/#findComment-393210 Share on other sites More sharing options...
boubabi 4,725 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 just here for my casual shitpost Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35774-why-eaglesfan036s-life-is-a-raging-dumpster-fire/#findComment-393215 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FacePuncher 1,343 Posted December 2, 2016 Author Share Posted December 2, 2016 (edited) 1 minute ago, boubabi said: just here for my casual shitpost A1 shitposting imo now the question is, is that a compliment? Edited December 2, 2016 by ADwyer87 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35774-why-eaglesfan036s-life-is-a-raging-dumpster-fire/#findComment-393216 Share on other sites More sharing options...
boubabi 4,725 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 well, my shit is top quality so there's that Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35774-why-eaglesfan036s-life-is-a-raging-dumpster-fire/#findComment-393217 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,603 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 1) Eagles are falling apart, but I'm not putting this on Wentz. His receivers are garbage. 2) Flyers have started with bad goaltending, but offense is doing really good and I think they will be another fringe playoff team again. A year or two away from the young guns all being up and the team being good. 3) 76ers suck I agree. 4) I don't really care about college football Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35774-why-eaglesfan036s-life-is-a-raging-dumpster-fire/#findComment-393222 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FacePuncher 1,343 Posted December 2, 2016 Author Share Posted December 2, 2016 2 minutes ago, eaglesfan036 said: 1) Eagles are falling apart, but I'm not putting this on Wentz. His receivers are garbage. 2) Flyers have started with bad goaltending, but offense is doing really good and I think they will be another fringe playoff team again. A year or two away from the young guns all being up and the team being good. 3) 76ers suck I agree. 4) I don't really care about college football 1) I put it all on wentz. Fuck that guy. 2) ik, I just can't make a post about you and not bring up that. I'd say it's likely they make the playoffs, and I think they have a good shot at making 3rd seed in Metro, but I wasn't about to say that in my post! 3) everyone agrees 4) I didn't even know if that was your college haha I just needed ideas Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35774-why-eaglesfan036s-life-is-a-raging-dumpster-fire/#findComment-393227 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOM 8,746 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 39 minutes ago, eaglesfan036 said: Vhlm is cake, i won 3 cups and many top gm awards with yukon. Also jokes on you, this is my last season as gm And you still made me work in the janitors closet. What a turd! eaglesfan036 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35774-why-eaglesfan036s-life-is-a-raging-dumpster-fire/#findComment-393232 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,603 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 3 minutes ago, boom said: And you still made me work in the janitors closet. What a turd! i miss being with you in yukon those were fun times Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35774-why-eaglesfan036s-life-is-a-raging-dumpster-fire/#findComment-393236 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOM 8,746 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 I agree, but I don't miss managing your grindr profile one bit. eaglesfan036 and stevo 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35774-why-eaglesfan036s-life-is-a-raging-dumpster-fire/#findComment-393240 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastOlympian07 2,388 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 1 hour ago, eaglesfan036 said: Vhlm is cake, i won 3 cups and many top gm awards with yukon. Also jokes on you, this is my last season as gm why Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35774-why-eaglesfan036s-life-is-a-raging-dumpster-fire/#findComment-393246 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,603 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Just now, TheLastOlympian07 said: why Because Trump is president Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35774-why-eaglesfan036s-life-is-a-raging-dumpster-fire/#findComment-393248 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastOlympian07 2,388 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Just now, eaglesfan036 said: Because Trump is president you better not leave us Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35774-why-eaglesfan036s-life-is-a-raging-dumpster-fire/#findComment-393249 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,603 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Just now, TheLastOlympian07 said: you better not leave us I'm not leaving just hopefully stepping down winning one last cup Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35774-why-eaglesfan036s-life-is-a-raging-dumpster-fire/#findComment-393251 Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_ace 3,112 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 1 hour ago, ADwyer87 said: @eaglesfan036 as promised!!!! Penn State is about to get a major snub - ok, so I don't know if he even cares about this or not, but I figured him being from Pennsylvania might as well include it. My school caused this snub to have happened - also beat another team that will still end up in the playoffs Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35774-why-eaglesfan036s-life-is-a-raging-dumpster-fire/#findComment-393253 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastOlympian07 2,388 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 11 minutes ago, eaglesfan036 said: I'm not leaving just hopefully stepping down winning one last cup ahh too bad you wont be doing that this year then Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35774-why-eaglesfan036s-life-is-a-raging-dumpster-fire/#findComment-393254 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,603 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 1 minute ago, TheLastOlympian07 said: ahh too bad you wont be doing that this year then yeah ill probably have to stay gm another 69 seasons for that to happen Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35774-why-eaglesfan036s-life-is-a-raging-dumpster-fire/#findComment-393256 Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_ace 3,112 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Also @eaglesfan036 who you leaving my team with? Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35774-why-eaglesfan036s-life-is-a-raging-dumpster-fire/#findComment-393257 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastOlympian07 2,388 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Just now, diamond_ace said: Also @eaglesfan036 who you leaving my team with? me eaglesfan036 and diamond_ace 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35774-why-eaglesfan036s-life-is-a-raging-dumpster-fire/#findComment-393258 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,603 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Just now, diamond_ace said: Also @eaglesfan036 who you leaving my team with? work in progress, no one is really applying Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35774-why-eaglesfan036s-life-is-a-raging-dumpster-fire/#findComment-393259 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorlab 4,321 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 i heard @eaglesfan0366 was living good tho Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35774-why-eaglesfan036s-life-is-a-raging-dumpster-fire/#findComment-393285 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FacePuncher 1,343 Posted December 2, 2016 Author Share Posted December 2, 2016 6 minutes ago, gorlab said: i heard @eaglesfan0366 was living good tho That's why he doesn't come around much. Heard he makes bank Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35774-why-eaglesfan036s-life-is-a-raging-dumpster-fire/#findComment-393287 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,603 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 2 minutes ago, ADwyer87 said: That's why he doesn't come around much. Heard he makes bank I know everyone is jealous of my $8.50 an hour salary as a grocery store cashier Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35774-why-eaglesfan036s-life-is-a-raging-dumpster-fire/#findComment-393288 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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