Senior Admin Will 4,662 Posted April 3, 2017 Senior Admin Share Posted April 3, 2017 AN ACCURATE MOCK DRAFT Well mock drafts are pretty much worn out at this point but you will want to hear this for insider information. My mock draft predictions come from a very advanced algorithm, the details of which I will decline to share. Trust me, its very accurate! 1. TORONTO LEGION General manager DAAD will almost certainly elect to draft Harambe with this selection. This may come as a surprise given Harambe hasn't updated in forever, but that's exactly why DAAD will select him. You see, Harambe is dead and DAAD's dad-like qualities make him very sympathetic to that fact. Although irrational, DAAD will attempt to bring Harambe back to life. 2. QUEBEC CITY MEUTE Could not compute. GM Frank is an enigma. 3. HELSINKI TITANS Helsinki GM Higgins will, without question, select prized goaltender Alexander Wolf. With this selection, Higgins has the long-term in mind. Rumor has it he has a 3 season plan to fill his roster with elite goalies in an effort to squeeze picks out of opposing GMs. You might find it curious that Helsinki would choose Wolf over other more experienced goaltenders like King or Ironside, but Helsinki believes it is easier to teach a young wolf new tricks. 4. SEATTLE BEARS Reeling after the loss of Wolf to Helsinki (GM Banacock has an affinity for the name Wolf), Seattle will be scrambling to come up with a new selection. They will eventually settle on one Verner Reinholdt in a vengeful attempt to get back at New York GM Ryan Power, who crushed Seattles dreams this past season and whom has close ties to Reinholdt. Seattle will do everything it can to make his life shitty for 3 seasons. 5. HC DAVOS DYNAMO One of the few managers that the algorithm has deemed sane, freshly minted GM Smarch will be pleased to see the talent remaining on the board after some of the botched picks before him. He'll select goaltender Marcus King. I know Marcus King had expressed questions about the Davos franchise in the past, however I'm not aware of how those questions may have changed under new management but they very well could have. 6. SEATTLE BEARS Intending to draft Aleksei Federov, Seattle GM Banacock will, due to his anxiousness during drafts, accidentally draft Slava Aleksei instead. He will attempt to correct his mistake but the Commissioner will tell him his pick is final. If either of these players had chosen simply to spell it properly like Aleksi Koponen did, this situation perhaps could have been avoided. 7. HELSINKI TITANS The Titans are back and, you guessed it, Arthan fucking Lawrence. The quest for goalie domination continues. 8. HC DAVOS DYNAMO GM Smarch is again pleased. He selects Fook Yu. 9. CALGARY WRANGLERS Eaglesfan will select Pablo, so that he can provide advice to eaglesfan on how to PROPERLY manage the Wranglers organization. 10. CALGARY WRANGLERS Eaglesfan will pass on this pick because Pablo is all he needs. "Trust the process!!!!" Frank, eaglesfan036, Smarch and 1 other 4 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/39108-claimed-an-accurate-mock-draft/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smarch 3,194 Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 i r smrt Will 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/39108-claimed-an-accurate-mock-draft/#findComment-426674 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,618 Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 delete your account Corco and eaglesfan036 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/39108-claimed-an-accurate-mock-draft/#findComment-426675 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devise 4,475 Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 16 minutes ago, Higgins said: delete your account Find that advice in your self-help book did you? Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/39108-claimed-an-accurate-mock-draft/#findComment-426687 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Trifecta 1,902 Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 24 minutes ago, Will said: AN ACCURATE MOCK DRAFT Well mock drafts are pretty much worn out at this point but you will want to hear this for insider information. My mock draft predictions come from a very advanced algorithm, the details of which I will decline to share. Trust me, its very accurate! 1. TORONTO LEGION General manager DAAD will almost certainly elect to draft Harambe with this selection. This may come as a surprise given Harambe hasn't updated in forever, but that's exactly why DAAD will select him. You see, Harambe is dead and DAAD's dad-like qualities make him very sympathetic to that fact. Although irrational, DAAD will attempt to bring Harambe back to life. 2. QUEBEC CITY MEUTE Could not compute. GM Frank is an enigma. 3. HELSINKI TITANS Helsinki GM Higgins will, without question, select prized goaltender Alexander Wolf. With this selection, Higgins has the long-term in mind. Rumor has it he has a 3 season plan to fill his roster with elite goalies in an effort to squeeze picks out of opposing GMs. You might find it curious that Helsinki would choose Wolf over other more experienced goaltenders like King or Ironside, but Helsinki believes it is easier to teach a young wolf new tricks. 4. SEATTLE BEARS Reeling after the loss of Wolf to Helsinki (GM Banacock has an affinity for the name Wolf), Seattle will be scrambling to come up with a new selection. They will eventually settle on one Verner Reinholdt in a vengeful attempt to get back at New York GM Ryan Power, who crushed Seattles dreams this past season and whom has close ties to Reinholdt. Seattle will do everything it can to make his life shitty for 3 seasons. 5. HC DAVOS DYNAMO One of the few managers that the algorithm has deemed sane, freshly minted GM Smarch will be pleased to see the talent remaining on the board after some of the botched picks before him. He'll select goaltender Marcus King. I know Marcus King had expressed questions about the Davos franchise in the past, however I'm not aware of how those questions may have changed under new management but they very well could have. 6. SEATTLE BEARS Intending to draft Aleksei Federov, Seattle GM Banacock will, due to his anxiousness during drafts, accidentally draft Slava Aleksei instead. He will attempt to correct his mistake but the Commissioner will tell him his pick his final. If either of these players had chosen simply to spell it properly like Aleksi Koponen did, this situation perhaps could have been avoided. 7. HELSINKI TITANS The Titans are back and, you guessed it, Arthan fucking Lawrence. The quest for goalie domination continues. 8. HC DAVOS DYNAMO GM Smarch is again pleased. He selects Fook Yu. 9. CALGARY WRANGLERS Eaglesfan will select Pablo, so that he can provide advice to eaglesfan on how to PROPERLY manage the Wranglers organization. 10. CALGARY WRANGLERS Eaglesfan will pass on this pick because Pablo is all he needs. "Trust the process!!!!" So now we are competing with @Frank to see who can get the most goalies? Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/39108-claimed-an-accurate-mock-draft/#findComment-426689 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,618 Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 @BOOM is coming to Helsinki boys Da Trifecta 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/39108-claimed-an-accurate-mock-draft/#findComment-426691 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedgehog337 3,483 Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 25 minutes ago, Higgins said: delete your account It actually would make a sense as Hardy Boyz returned to WWE last night. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/39108-claimed-an-accurate-mock-draft/#findComment-426692 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devise 4,475 Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 5 minutes ago, hedgehog337 said: It actually would make a sense as Hardy Boyz returned to WWE last night. Don't remind me. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/39108-claimed-an-accurate-mock-draft/#findComment-426695 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corco 1,266 Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Higgins said: @BOOM is coming to Helsinki boys Oh you're taking HFD? edit: I read that wrong Edited April 3, 2017 by Corco Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/39108-claimed-an-accurate-mock-draft/#findComment-426697 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,605 Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 perfectly accurate. Trust the process Will 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/39108-claimed-an-accurate-mock-draft/#findComment-426729 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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