BluObieZ 1,125 Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 (edited) INT-CAR-DAY King is speeding away from the mobs as he looks at Mulligan @TheLastOlympian07. Mulligan tries to hug him but King pushes him away. King No time for pleasantries Mulligan Can’t I be happy to see my partner? King Too much shit going on Mulligan Oh you have too much going on? How about me? Don’t you care about what I just went through? King Well… I was kind of wondering why you had the homeless and the graves running after you Mulligan Graves?...Nevermind, It all started when… King Fuck! I literally did not mean tell me your sob story Everything that Mulligan is saying can be seen in a flashback Mulligan Too bad, too much shit has happened and I need to tell you. It all started when I followed this fine ass honey into a adult store. I thought I ‘d help her out with her uh… needs but then I saw Fong and this Canadian dude talking about noodles and shit. So I told the girl to get down like Arnold would then I hid behind this display case. Next thing I knew I had one of their henchmen hitting me with their fist over and over. I luckily got away and gave chase to the Canadian. Long story short he ran into a old peoples home where he pushed me into the pool and had someone try to drown me and beat me with a pool noodle… Yeah that’s it! A pool noodle. That’s how it went. King laughs King No the way envision it going is like this… You go in after a old lady because you like them. They spot you. She beats you with a dildo because realistically what else would she have access to in an adult store? A dvd? Then you somehow got away and ran like the little Mulligan that you are. You hid in an old people’s home because you get your jollies off in there like Harvey in a bush. They spot you there and you get pushed in a pool and beaten with that very same dildo. Did I get it right? Mulligan tries to come up with something but gives up Mulligan Can I call Emily? My phone is a bit waterlogged King Make it quick! Don’t use up my minutes Mulligan Minutes? Who the fuck still has a minutes plan? King When you have ten phones you need a quick disposable shitty phone for your eleventh phone Mulligan Okay… can I use phone two? King Nope! That’s reserved for first girlfriend Mulligan …okay then which one? King I brought up the eleventh one for a reason bro. First is my personal phone, phones two through six are for girlfriends, seven is for drug deals, eight is for illegal purposes and is untraceable, nine is one I’d have to kill you if I told you about, ten is my Mulligan phone and 11 is bland and… vanilla. Mulligan thinks for a second Mulligan Why don’t you just consolidate the girlfriends into one phone… never mind just hand me whatever phone you want. King hands him a phone, Mulligan phones Emily Emily Hello? Mulligan It’s me! Emily What number is this? Mulligan No time to explain King’s odd cellphone collection. Look, I’ve been thinking. I think I need to take that opportunity. I need you to make preparations for that. Emily What? Mulligan You know that thing with that thing Emily Mulligan you are horrible at speaking in code. Just tell me what you want. Mulligan I can’t, you will know when you know. I’ll see you soon. BLACK Theme Song KING AND MULLIGAN INT-WAREHOUSE-DAY Fong @tfong is standing next to three big trucks as short Asian men load them with crates. Fong smiles big as Bruce @boubabi and Grande @Ahmaarrive. Fong Welcome. Master Plan alert Grande No need to say alert eh, we know the plan eh Fong Hey noodle doodle, the cat and the poodle Grande What eh? Bruce The poodle no eat the noodle…. Doodle Grande What about the cat? Fong Cat in hat say sam I am INT-MAYOR OFFICE-DAY Ciroc @Phil Are you ready to conform? Dom stands up and brushes off his ratty clothes Dom @Green I’m ready to meet my people Ciroc Not dressed like a hobo Ciroc leads Dom to the door. Dom looks back at the room to see Cocaine and Bill cheering him on Dom Thanks for taking me away from them Ciroc What? INT-CAR-DAY King looks at his watch then in his rear-view mirror King We need to make a stop Mulligan But where? I need to get to Emily King stomps on the breaks and comes to a complete stop in an intersection. He puts on the siren and gets out of the truck King Right here INT-WAREHOUSE-DAY Fong is standing in front of a large group of asianic looking motherfuckers. Fong Today long. Wait. I no say day. Today fear. Today noodle day, noodle out, noodle addiction domination! Today no more laugh at Asian. I no small dong, I no good wis maths, no glasses. FUCK YOU! Enjoy noodle I say! And have pleasant day Fong pretends to drop a microphone as the group of men cheer and chant “Noodle day” INT-CITY HALL-DAY Dom now is wearing a three piece suit as he stands in front of a mirror. Dom I look like a clown Ciroc A well-dressed one Dom People who know me will know this is not me and will cause a uprising Ciroc What people? The people you sell drugs to? They are so far gone that they won’t know the fucking difference Dom If they are not greeted by my friendly face while dealing they will know Ciroc They will find a new dealer Dom One that will rip them off and treat them like junkies Ciroc The junkies that they are Dom Even junkies want to be treated nicely. I give that to them. Ciroc looks at Dom annoyed Ciroc You want back in the office? Dom God no! not with the drug twins Ciroc What the fuck are you talking about? Dom Nothing… nothing at all Dom looks over his shoulder to see Cocaine and Bill standing nearby. EXT-STREETS-DAY King is walking away from his truck as he is walking up to an old looking Asian man holding groceries. King storms up to him and slams him against the wall making the man drop the groceries. King Where (slam against wall) is (slam against wall) Fong? Man Just because I am Asian does not mean I know everyone King Listen here you dong dealer! I know you know where he is Man I have really have no idea what you are talking about. I am just bringing this food to an orphanage… well I was till you ruined the food King looks at the food laying on the ground as Mulligan rushes up Mulligan King let him go! King No! this scum fuck knows where that walking broken English cock sucker is Man I will not press charges if you let me go Mulligan tries to let the man leave Mulligan You can go sir, thanks for not pressing charges King eye balls the man like he is trying to see If he is lying. King You can go for now Man If I ever see you again I will call police King The Police! And I am a police officer you asianic scum The man walks away as Mulligan looks at King Mulligan What the fuck was that about? King He looked like a man hiding something Mulligan Like what? King Drugs… the location of Fong or both Mulligan He was heading to an orphanage! I mean my god King… this is why I am transferring to be a sheriff in a small town so I don’t have to deal with this King Excuse me… WHAT? You are abandoning your partner? FUCKING CUNT EMILY! Mulligan No! This is all me. I need a change. I need a slower life. One filled with love and not craziness like every day with you is. King Fuck you! Get out of my face Mulligan Why can’t our last days as partners be fun like it used to be? King I hate you! Not only for abandoning me like this. But because I need you for the next phase of my plan Mulligan Illegal stuff? King If I told you, you wouldn’t want to go Mulligan Typical King Typical Mulligan King No you’re being typical King Mulligan No you King No you As they argue the sounds of honking horns fills the air as Kings Truck still blocks the intersection. INT-WAREHOUSE-DAY Fong is standing on the sidestep of a truck that says Doodle Noodles on the side. He motions at the other trucks to go. The trucks begin to leave one by one. Fong grins as his plan is getting off without a hitch. He looks inside the cab to see his son Bruce sitting in the driver seat. Bruce Should I follow? Fong Follow no, to king catch we catch trout Bruce What? You Asian too thick even for me Father Son Fong Hand no see what other noodle is doodling. We make vision ball see one but no other Bruce Me no understand Fong Exactamoondoodle INT-CITY HALL-DAY Ciroc hands Dom a speech that was written for him. Ciroc You will make this speech in an hour. Prepare because you need to sound convincing and not like a drug addict in withdrawal. Dom looks back at Cocaine and Bill then back at Ciroc wondering if he can see them Dom You see them? Ciroc Who? Dom Nevermind… withdrawal? Me? No way Jose! I mean Ciroc sir EXT-STREETS-DAY The man who King suspected as working for Fong really is. He calls Fong to tell him that King is out looking for him. He tells Fong where he saw him. INT-CAR-DAY King is driving fast looking for something or someone when he spots a truck coming at him at a high rate of speed. Even spotting Fong in the passenger seat laughing hysterically out the window he knows its Fong. King quickly turns his truck and heads towards a head on collision with Fong. EXT-CITY HALL-DAY Dom is standing at a podium, camera flashes can be seen which almost blinds him. Ciroc nods at him to tell him to start the speech. Dom taps the microphone. Dom Is this thing on? Uh… hello great people of New York. I am your new Mayor Dominick Green. If you think you know me, you don’t. All you need to know is… EXT-STREETS-DAY We can hear the continuation of Dom’s speech as we see the truck and King’s pickup heading for each other as King and Fong yell obscenities at each other. Dom I will fight my hardest to clean up this city. Clean it up from the drugs, the gangs and anyone who will not fall in line. This is a warning to all criminals, your days on the streets of this fair city are numbered. King You’re going down you fuck Fong NOODLE!!!!!!!! I NOODLE YOU!!!!!!!!! King FUCK YOU!!!!!!! Fade to black as Dom says numbered. Edited November 20, 2017 by BluObieZ Ahma 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Baozi 1,658 Posted November 20, 2017 Moderator Share Posted November 20, 2017 I'm back at work tomorrow i'll read it then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahma 1,381 Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Great stuff once again! me like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluObieZ 1,125 Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 23 hours ago, tfong said: I'm back at work tomorrow i'll read it then LIAR! You and @TheLastOlympian07 are 3 episodes behind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluObieZ 1,125 Posted November 26, 2017 Author Share Posted November 26, 2017 New low for me... I will be claiming this for Nov 13-19 Nov 20-26 Nov 27-Dec 3 For Ko Kane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedgehog337 3,480 Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 REVIEW: I'm somehow always reviewing your K&M series lol 1. 11 phones dayuum. That's some extra rich pedantic shit right here. 2. Fong says some stupid noodle shit as always 3. And it turns out he's a villain? 4. softy ass Mulligan, he said he wants a calmer life @BluObieZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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