Admin Victor 10,536 Posted June 11, 2018 Admin Share Posted June 11, 2018 RIGA, Latvia - An independent hockey research laboratory named MakeItReign headed by Dr Janis Zeptenbergs, of the famous nose and moustache, has been hard at work in the last 24 hours crunching the numbers of the S61 VHL Entry Draft. The results, while not yet published, are bound to cause a stir throughout the VHL. "We're still in shock over how the Bears in particular could make such poor decisions under pressure," one MakeItReign analyst was quoted as saying. "It is one thing to pick Matt Thompson and Roger Sterling in the 1st round considering all the fairly clear medical issues surrounding them, but to do so ahead of clearly superior players in the same position [Podrick Cast/Edwin Preencarnacion and Arvid Aamo] is absolutely criminal. We will be writing to the league headquarters stating our concern over the suitability of GM Blake Campbell for a high-ranking role in an international hockey league." The team of researchers has gone through several pages of randomly generated numbers and symbols and has come to the conclusion that not only did the Riga Reign come away as clear draft winners, but also possibly the clearest draft winners in the history of mankind. Particular attention has been paid to the unfathomable double steal of Jesper Stromberg and Mikka Pajari - 2 bonafide superstars in the making somehow forgotten about by an entire league, from GMs to commissioners. "We don't want to alarm anyone but preliminary findings suggest this draft will have shockwaves reverberating throughout the VHL for many years to come," Dr Zeptenbergs said. "Seattle in particular has set itself back for at least 8 seasons by our conservative estimates." More to follow. Tagger, Tim, hedgehog337 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tagger 2,722 Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 The numbers don't lie, Riga Reign supreme! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedgehog337 3,480 Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Victor, oilmandan and Tim 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_ace 3,106 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Riga won, but it's because of Wolf Edmunds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 7,642 Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 A research assignment, led by the United States of America POTUS claims that anyone who plays for Riga doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about. All facts are true. Sincerely, Donald J Trump P.S Fuck Canadian Tariffs. P.S.S lets fuck the closet relationship we have with anyone. P.S.S.S most Americans believe Trump is right. Tim 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evrydayimbyfuglien 600 Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 You realize you said United States of America President of the United States, right, @Banackock? Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 7,642 Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, evrydayimbyfuglien said: You realize you said United States of America President of the United States, right, @Banackock? Lol Hell yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,536 Posted June 13, 2018 Author Admin Share Posted June 13, 2018 What a weak response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,536 Posted February 10, 2019 Author Admin Share Posted February 10, 2019 halfway there boys!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,583 Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Victor said: halfway there boys!!!! It's coming home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,536 Posted July 24, 2019 Author Admin Share Posted July 24, 2019 One more season and this is mathematically accurate. eaglesfan036 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastOlympian07 2,388 Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 30 minutes ago, Victor said: One more season and this is mathematically accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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