Halifax 21st Press Conference

[birb 794]

no one made pressers this week so imma do it

 

1. If you could change one attribute you had what would it be?

 

2. Halifax just drafted some young forwards this draft, do you think this will make Halifax a powerhouse this season?

 

3. the 21st will be primed to get even further than last season and win the cup, is there anything the fans should know about this current roster?

 

4. You find yourself facing the greatest VHLM player of all time, what do you do?

 

5. GM Rory is buying pizza for the whole team, what topping do you want to avoid?

 

6. Halifax is getting a new mascot! what should it look like?

[dylanjj37 349]

1. If you could change one attribute you had what would it be?

FIGHTING

2. Halifax just drafted some young forwards this draft, do you think this will make Halifax a powerhouse this season?

not as much as the new fa signing

3. the 21st will be primed to get even further than last season and win the cup, is there anything the fans should know about this current roster?

not unless they are paying

4. You find yourself facing the greatest VHLM player of all time, what do you do?

say hi dad

5. GM Rory is buying pizza for the whole team, what topping do you want to avoid?

any fruit or vegetables (limited exceptions apply)

6. Halifax is getting a new mascot! what should it look like?

@birb

[Xhekityb123 152]

21 hours ago, birb said:

no one made pressers this week so imma do it

 

1. If you could change one attribute you had what would it be?

 

2. Halifax just drafted some young forwards this draft, do you think this will make Halifax a powerhouse this season?

 

3. the 21st will be primed to get even further than last season and win the cup, is there anything the fans should know about this current roster?

 

4. You find yourself facing the greatest VHLM player of all time, what do you do?

 

5. GM Rory is buying pizza for the whole team, what topping do you want to avoid?

 

6. Halifax is getting a new mascot! what should it look like?

Hi ex-captain here (thats so sad to say) I am here on a return trip to export poutine to Malmo and thought I would do a presser well I was here. 

1. I would max out my grit 

2.Yes of course, Its halifax 

3. It is an amazing roster that will win the cup

4. Well I would have to be looking in the mirror of course

5. Coconut

6. A giant boat that chops up the opponent with its propeller  

[Big_Dyl 282]

On 3/9/2025 at 8:12 PM, birb said:

no one made pressers this week so imma do it

 

1. If you could change one attribute you had what would it be?

 

2. Halifax just drafted some young forwards this draft, do you think this will make Halifax a powerhouse this season?

 

3. the 21st will be primed to get even further than last season and win the cup, is there anything the fans should know about this current roster?

 

4. You find yourself facing the greatest VHLM player of all time, what do you do?

 

5. GM Rory is buying pizza for the whole team, what topping do you want to avoid?

 

6. Halifax is getting a new mascot! what should it look like?

1. I simply wouldn't because I am perfect

2. it definitely helps, we are easily the best team in the M.

3. Let them know they are witnessing the best there is, best there was and best there ever will be in the net.

4. Realize I am looking in a mirror.

5. sardines

6. It should be the Edmund Fitzgerald.

[SlyDigi 24]

On 3/9/2025 at 7:12 PM, birb said:

no one made pressers this week so imma do it

 

1. If you could change one attribute you had what would it be?

 

2. Halifax just drafted some young forwards this draft, do you think this will make Halifax a powerhouse this season?

 

3. the 21st will be primed to get even further than last season and win the cup, is there anything the fans should know about this current roster?

 

4. You find yourself facing the greatest VHLM player of all time, what do you do?

 

5. GM Rory is buying pizza for the whole team, what topping do you want to avoid?

 

6. Halifax is getting a new mascot! what should it look like?

1: Wrist shots to slap shots.

 

2: It'll be a shaky start, but I know they'll do great within the season.

 

3: Expect the unpredictable. We have great goaltending, no doubt! We have new players... Just like I said before from the last question, I think they'll do great this season. 

 

4: Start a fight. I'll lose but it'll be worth it. Lol

 

5: No no... Eat what you get!

 

6: A Ghost Captain!

[Trunkxolotl 184]

On 3/9/2025 at 8:12 PM, birb said:

no one made pressers this week so imma do it

 

1. If you could change one attribute you had what would it be?

 

2. Halifax just drafted some young forwards this draft, do you think this will make Halifax a powerhouse this season?

 

3. the 21st will be primed to get even further than last season and win the cup, is there anything the fans should know about this current roster?

 

4. You find yourself facing the greatest VHLM player of all time, what do you do?

 

5. GM Rory is buying pizza for the whole team, what topping do you want to avoid?

 

6. Halifax is getting a new mascot! what should it look like?

 

1. I wish there was an anti-discipline stat. I want to put points into being a rat. Please, someone let me put points into being a rat.

 

2. Yeah, they have this great player to pass them the puck. I think his name is Hater? (plz linemates, put points into scoring.)

 

3. Clearly we got rid of the chokers, so it wont happen again. It's impossible to choke consistently in the playoffs, right fellow Leafs fans?

 

4. Turn off the light and walk away from the mirror and head to the rink.

 

5. Anchovies. Fish on pizza is disgusting. It should be illegal.

 

6. Splodey, from this video. I will not be taking any further questions

Edited March 16 by Trunkxolotl
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[birb 794]

New week, new presser

 

1. The new season just started, how is your player doing so far?

 

2. Halifax is currently sitting tied for first in the league, is the team able to keep this position?

 

3. The coach is trying new drills at practice and he is asking you what he should add to practice, what are you adding?

 

4. The playoff race in the East in the NHL is going crazy, who do you think will make it?

 

5. If you're player was a tool, which tool would they be

 

6. Which soup is the best and why?

[Florida Man 686]

On 3/16/2025 at 3:02 PM, birb said:

1. The new season just started, how is your player doing so far?

 

2. Halifax is currently sitting tied for first in the league, is the team able to keep this position?

 

3. The coach is trying new drills at practice and he is asking you what he should add to practice, what are you adding?

 

4. The playoff race in the East in the NHL is going crazy, who do you think will make it?

 

5. If you're player was a tool, which tool would they be

 

6. Which soup is the best and why?

1. FM2 is nasty. 1 assist in the first sim I'll take it. 

2. Easy money. We're gonna win it all this season.

3. Add some odd man rush drills. Gotta take advantage when we have numbers.

4. I think Ottawa has their spot locked up, but Montreal might actually take the second spot. Did not expect that at all, but I know the Bell Centre is gonna be buzzing if they make the playoffs. 

5. He's a screwdriver. As versatile as they come.

6. Clam chowder all day. It tastes the best. 

[birb 794]

Another Presser

 

1. Halifax is having a hard time scoring recently, what do you think the team should do to change this?

 

2. We are almost 1/4 of the season done, how is your player doing?

 

3. Coach is inviting everyone for a BBQ in his yard, what are you bringing?

 

4. The team wants to organize a theme night for a home match, what theme should it be and why?

 

5. What other sport do you follow and what team do you cheer for?

 

6. You are getting a sponsor from your favorite fast food and they want to make a custom burger with you, what do you have in it?

[Kisslinger 435]

8 hours ago, birb said:

Another Presser

 

1. Halifax is having a hard time scoring recently, what do you think the team should do to change this?

 

2. We are almost 1/4 of the season done, how is your player doing?

 

3. Coach is inviting everyone for a BBQ in his yard, what are you bringing?

 

4. The team wants to organize a theme night for a home match, what theme should it be and why?

 

5. What other sport do you follow and what team do you cheer for?

 

6. You are getting a sponsor from your favorite fast food and they want to make a custom burger with you, what do you have in it?

1. I think we trust the process and keep getting better, In today's sims we scored 12 so we know we can turn up the heat!

2. Not very good, but expected!

3. Probably some ribs, definitely know how to chef them up! 

4. A fisherman or pirate night, something to do with the ocean for sure. 

5. Basketball, Big Raptors fan, football kinda, I like the Bills and Commanders!

6. Jalapeno, lettuce, pickles, ketchup, spicy mustard, hot sauce, grilled onions, bacon and double patties. 

Edited March 24 by Kisslinger

[Florida Man 686]

On 3/23/2025 at 2:24 PM, birb said:

Another Presser

 

1. Halifax is having a hard time scoring recently, what do you think the team should do to change this?

 

2. We are almost 1/4 of the season done, how is your player doing?

 

3. Coach is inviting everyone for a BBQ in his yard, what are you bringing?

 

4. The team wants to organize a theme night for a home match, what theme should it be and why?

 

5. What other sport do you follow and what team do you cheer for?

 

6. You are getting a sponsor from your favorite fast food and they want to make a custom burger with you, what do you have in it?

1. Just let the team grow. The goals will come later in the season. We have a lot of S99 players, so our ratings are still pretty low.

2. About what I expected. I'm not going to have a huge role, and it's a defensive build, so I'm not going to score a bunch of goals. 

3. I make great ribs and lamb loin chops. Better show up hungry.

4. It has to be Dyl night. That's the only theme night that makes sense. 

5. I follow the Packers of the NFL pretty closely. Also Wisconsin college football, hockey, basketball, etc. 

6. Does Chipotle count as fast food? It'll be a half-chicken, half-steak burger with white rice, both beans, queso, mild salsa, sour cream, corn, cheese, and a little lettuce. We're getting creative here boys.

[rory 2,032]

@ethanjaeda wrote our press conference this week folks:

 

 

1. With Halifax being third overall in the VHLM, how do you feel about our chances in a potential cup run?

2. With Halifax being on a 4 game win streak, how long do you think the streak will last?

3. Who on the team do you think is underrated?

4. At Halifax’s home arena, what’s your least favourite concession?

5. Alex Ovechkin has (finally.) broken the all-time goal record set by Wayne Gretzky. What’s your take on it?

6.The person writing this has fallen back into Broadway. If you were to write a musical, what would it be about?

[Big_Dyl 282]

38 minutes ago, rory said:

@ethanjaeda wrote our press conference this week folks:

 

 

1. With Halifax being third overall in the VHLM, how do you feel about our chances in a potential cup run?

2. With Halifax being on a 4 game win streak, how long do you think the streak will last?

3. Who on the team do you think is underrated?

4. At Halifax’s home arena, what’s your least favourite concession?

5. Alex Ovechkin has (finally.) broken the all-time goal record set by Wayne Gretzky. What’s your take on it?

6.The person writing this has fallen back into Broadway. If you were to write a musical, what would it be about?

1. I’d say it’s 50/50 either we win the cup or we don’t.

2. The streak will last until the end of the season.

3. I think all of our forwards are severely underrated, there’s a lot of talent there.

4. Any of the non Anheuser Busch beers.

5. While I don’t like Ovi because of stuff off the ice I respect his achievement and acknowledge his talent.

6. The Miracle on ice musical on ice.

[Gooningitup 1,299]

2 hours ago, rory said:

@ethanjaeda wrote our press conference this week folks:

 

 

1. With Halifax being third overall in the VHLM, how do you feel about our chances in a potential cup run?

2. With Halifax being on a 4 game win streak, how long do you think the streak will last?

3. Who on the team do you think is underrated?

4. At Halifax’s home arena, what’s your least favourite concession?

5. Alex Ovechkin has (finally.) broken the all-time goal record set by Wayne Gretzky. What’s your take on it?

6.The person writing this has fallen back into Broadway. If you were to write a musical, what would it be about?

1. Depends if they sign Komarov that will improve their chances. If not its a struggle i think.

 

2. If they dont sign Komarov id say its ends as soon as they play Komarov. Otherwise never till seasons end if they do.

 

4. Hot dogs who eats that stuff anymore takes likes its been under a heat lamp for months. 

[Doomsday 4,207]

18 hours ago, rory said:

1. With Halifax being third overall in the VHLM, how do you feel about our chances in a potential cup run?

2. With Halifax being on a 4 game win streak, how long do you think the streak will last?

3. Who on the team do you think is underrated?

4. At Halifax’s home arena, what’s your least favourite concession?

5. Alex Ovechkin has (finally.) broken the all-time goal record set by Wayne Gretzky. What’s your take on it?

6.The person writing this has fallen back into Broadway. If you were to write a musical, what would it be about?

 

1. It's a great position to be in, this is a pretty deep roster with forwards, defensemen, and goalies. All it will take is to get hot at the right time and find out the lines with the best chemistry to get the job done, and this is certainly a roster capable of winning the Founder's Cup.

 

2. Well, 6/7 ain't bad! We'll just start up a new streak today!

 

3. Shot Blocker isn't just living up to his name with 60 blocks, but he has double the amount of hits as the next closest Halifax player. He's the top physical presence on the team, and is contributing offensively as well. He's the kind of guy getting the dirty work done so the stars can shine, and he's doing a great job of it.

 

4. This is very likely going to be considered heresy, but poutine. I'm not a fan of mashed potatoes or gravy, and those are huge elements of what makes poutine what it is. It's just not for me.

 

5. It's well-deserved! He has lost parts of multiple seasons due to lockouts, yet still broke the record in the exact same amount of games as Gretzky played. I personally still believe that Mike Bossy is the best pure goal scorer of all-time, but Ovi's greatness is indisputable and breaking what many considered to be an untouchable record just shows how amazing of a player he has been for the duration of his career.

 

6. Knowing me, it'd have to be about something absolutely absurd. I think a musical about a struggling basketball team that's trying their best to sing and stay upbeat and positive while they're getting absolutely demolished, the coach is cheerfully singing while having a nervous breakdown over his team's lack of fundamentals... I'd pay to see that.

[Florida Man 686]

On 4/7/2025 at 3:51 PM, rory said:

@ethanjaeda wrote our press conference this week folks:

 

 

1. With Halifax being third overall in the VHLM, how do you feel about our chances in a potential cup run?

2. With Halifax being on a 4 game win streak, how long do you think the streak will last?

3. Who on the team do you think is underrated?

4. At Halifax’s home arena, what’s your least favorite concession?

5. Alex Ovechkin has (finally.) broken the all-time goal record set by Wayne Gretzky. What’s your take on it?

6.The person writing this has fallen back into Broadway. If you were to write a musical, what would it be about?

1. I jumped the gun on never losing again, but we're gonna be kicking ass come the playoffs. 

2. Not long, but the vibes will be eternal. We're heating up.

3. Family Mart is the glue that keeps this ship afloat. Expect big things this postseason. 

4. The pizza is awful. Super greasy, has the texture of cardboard. How do you mess up pizza?

5. It's great for the sport of hockey. It's cool to see one of the legends I grew up watching accomplish something we all thought was impossible.

6. I'm addicted to hockey. So, it will be about the importance of forechecking and backchecking, and how it relates to solving real life problems. For the love of the game.

[Mr_Hatter 1,617]

On 4/7/2025 at 12:51 PM, rory said:

@ethanjaeda wrote our press conference this week folks:

 

 

1. With Halifax being third overall in the VHLM, how do you feel about our chances in a potential cup run?

2. With Halifax being on a 4 game win streak, how long do you think the streak will last?

3. Who on the team do you think is underrated?

4. At Halifax’s home arena, what’s your least favourite concession?

5. Alex Ovechkin has (finally.) broken the all-time goal record set by Wayne Gretzky. What’s your take on it?

6.The person writing this has fallen back into Broadway. If you were to write a musical, what would it be about?

1. Big ups; with Wolfgang on the Blue line we will be A-OK

2. How many games are left? That's your answer

3. I think all of us rookies are a bit underrated; we might be underperforming numbers-wise but there's a lot of work we put in on our shifts

4. Easily the poutine

5. Honestly, couldn't have been a more perfect goal for Ovi to do it on. Big wrister from the office.

6. Great question; I think a vampire musical sympathetic to the plight of Dracula (Die, Die, Die Van Helsing)