Nykonax 1,564 Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 (edited) No, you didn't read that wrong. This is going to be a really bad S65 mock draft. "B-b-but Nykonax the S64 draft hasn't even happened yet" Good observation Sherlock. But who the hell cares about S64. S65 is where its at, with elite talent coming in that draft, you won't give a crap about S64 (unless its Dahlberg) after reading this. Now shutup and listen to what I have to say. 1. Gritty @eaglesfan036 Who can pass on this dominant player. Mascot by day, center by night. He can do it all. An elite passer, skater, fighter, and intimidator he puts fear into everyone eyes. One time in the Ottawa dressing room I heard him yell "You fucking need me. You can't win without me." He isn't wrong. I've also heard that @McWolf stopped AGMing Ottawa because of Gritty's intimidation. 2. Smitty WerbenllkgyhoutsFIUtg @Fire Hakstol Another elite player but this time on the blue line. Every equipment manager and commentator trembles in his presence, and on the ice he makes players tremble too. He picks defense's apart like a quarterback with amazing passes and skates like prime Tony Hawk. All in all a great #2 pick. 3. Donat Szita @FamishedBlanket The god damn Donut Man ranks in at #3. He finds holes in goalies like he finds holes in donuts he's that good. Donat (see what I did there HAHAHAHAH) doubt this guy. A strong, big defenseman is an asset to any team, and the locker room donuts that he brings are a bonus 4. Carles Puigdemont @Eudaldkp Puigdemont is an excellent Spanish center who slaughters ankles like the conquistadors slaughtered the Aztecs. He's a great big center who every team would love to have at 4th. 5. Dallas Jones @Trifecta A risky pick knowing Trifecta retires players faster than Garfield eats lasagna, but this one seems to be staying since he's lasted more than a day. They say everything is bigger in Texas, and this kid has to be from Texas cause he's big at 6'4 204 lbs, and his name is Dallas. A good pick at #5 if this guy can stay in the league longer than a week before he retires. Edited December 3, 2018 by Nykonax Da Trifecta, McWolf and eaglesfan036 3 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/55794-a-really-bad-s65-mock-draft/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,602 Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Da Trifecta, Nykonax and Tyler 2 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/55794-a-really-bad-s65-mock-draft/#findComment-568339 Share on other sites More sharing options...
McWolf 3,115 Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Straight fire! Nykonax 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/55794-a-really-bad-s65-mock-draft/#findComment-568385 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Trifecta 1,899 Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 4 hours ago, Sonnet said: Good lord, the flame. I love it Can't flame facts. Nykonax 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/55794-a-really-bad-s65-mock-draft/#findComment-568476 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Trifecta 1,899 Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 7 hours ago, eaglesfan036 said: Looks like a poor mans wookie. Why would the franchise put this ugly thing as it's mascot? Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/55794-a-really-bad-s65-mock-draft/#findComment-568503 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,602 Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 18 minutes ago, Trifecta said: Looks like a poor mans wookie. Why would the franchise put this ugly thing as it's mascot? Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/55794-a-really-bad-s65-mock-draft/#findComment-568505 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShawnGlade 1,010 Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 how is katie warren not on here Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/55794-a-really-bad-s65-mock-draft/#findComment-568645 Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_ace 3,112 Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 1 hour ago, ShawnGlade said: how is katie warren not on here how is katie warren going to be in the draft? is this the shortest gm tenure ever, and you just did it to get a second player? ShawnGlade 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/55794-a-really-bad-s65-mock-draft/#findComment-568659 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShawnGlade 1,010 Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 7 minutes ago, diamond_ace said: how is katie warren going to be in the draft? is this the shortest gm tenure ever, and you just did it to get a second player? ok, i forgot about that. diamond_ace 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/55794-a-really-bad-s65-mock-draft/#findComment-568661 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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