Philadelphia Reapers Press Conference

[Pifferfish 512]

3 hours ago, fonziGG said:

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Jan 28 2023

 

1. Who on this team has the best bench press in your opinion?

 

2. Who is your favourite Jinn and why are they all goated?

 

3. Who is your favourite NHL player currently?

 

4. Who is your favourite player from the VHL?

 

5. What do you think would improve your VHL experience?

 

6. What is your go-to chocolate bar?

1. V on defense. I think homeboy bench presses dummies wearing whoever we are playing next's jerseys. Most hardest hitting Dman in the league.

2. The one who blocks the most shots. 

3. Well my all time favorite would be Ben Bishop (rip to what should have been a hall of fame career) but right now Tom Wilson is super fun for me to watch since moving to the DC area.

4. Elias Lampi obvi. If I can't choose my own guy then Art Vandelay. Boy is having a season worth being on future HOF ballots

5. @Beketov giving me 20 uncapped right now bc I'm soooo cool

6. Bad answer incoming but Crunch is fire.

[lilchrist 19]

On 1/22/2024 at 7:35 PM, fonziGG said:

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Jan 28 2023

 

1. Who on this team has the best bench press in your opinion?

Me. obviouswy

2. Who is your favourite Jinn and why are they all goated?

Pinn Jinn because i like rhyming.

3. Who is your favourite NHL player currently?

Tom Wilson, he is hot

4. Who is your favourite player from the VHL?

Me. Obviouswy

5. What do you think would improve your VHL experience?

more Tom Wilson.

6. What is your go-to chocolate bar?
i dont fuck with chocolate bars. 

 

[fonziGG 1,068]

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Feb 4 2023

 

1. Why do you think @Ricer13 decided to ditch us for less green pastures?

 

2. What is your favorite hybrid attribute?

 

3. Allstar week is upon us… Who do you think should be Phillys Allstar?

 

4. How much love does a Lovstrom Love if a Lovstrom could love?

 

5. What is your go-to breakfast?

 

6. What are your predictions for Philly the following season?

[Bobo 514]

On 1/29/2024 at 1:56 PM, fonziGG said:

 

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Feb 4 2023

 

1. Why do you think @Ricer13 decided to ditch us for less green pastures?

No comment, Ricer is my man. I would never attempt to blemish his name at all, all respect for the man. 

2. What is your favorite hybrid attribute?

Defensive coverage and there's no other correct answer.

3. Allstar week is upon us… Who do you think should be Phillys Allstar?

Only one right answer, beaubeau primetime. No further comment at this time. 

4. How much love does a Lovstrom Love if a Lovstrom could love?

All the wood and all the love. 

5. What is your go-to breakfast?

Pancakes with a fried egg, greek yogurt, and honey and berries. 

6. What are your predictions for Philly the following season?

A bit of a fall off in the forecast, yet nothing we can't handle. 

 

[lilchrist 19]

On 1/29/2024 at 1:56 PM, fonziGG said:

 

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Feb 4 2023

 

1. Why do you think @Ricer13 decided to ditch us for less green pastures?

He just like blue and red better.

2. What is your favorite hybrid attribute?

i put 70 into OV so that one.

3. Allstar week is upon us… Who do you think should be Phillys Allstar?

Justin/piffer is doing really good, according to him.

4. How much love does a Lovstrom Love if a Lovstrom could love?

well he is my boyfriend so the most. (only bc i know he reads all of these)

5. What is your go-to breakfast?

breakfast tacos

6. What are your predictions for Philly the following season?
im just focusing on this one.

 

[Pifferfish 512]

On 1/29/2024 at 1:56 PM, fonziGG said:

 

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Feb 4 2023

 

1. Why do you think @Ricer13 decided to ditch us for less green pastures?

Job pay. Actual job pay.

2. What is your favorite hybrid attribute?

I'm a goalie so I don't need that dumb shit

3. Allstar week is upon us… Who do you think should be Phillys Allstar?

Me and swift, obvi. Nabokov is good too

4. How much love does a Lovstrom Love if a Lovstrom could love?

4.5

5. What is your go-to breakfast?

Bacon

6. What are your predictions for Philly the following season?

Don't care bc I'm moving on up most likely or will be drafted top 3 and we are about to win a cup.

 

[Adrest245 129]

On 1/29/2024 at 1:56 PM, fonziGG said:

 

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Feb 4 2023

 

1. Why do you think @Ricer13 decided to ditch us for less green pastures?

 

2. What is your favorite hybrid attribute?

 

3. Allstar week is upon us… Who do you think should be Phillys Allstar?

 

4. How much love does a Lovstrom Love if a Lovstrom could love?

 

5. What is your go-to breakfast?

 

6. What are your predictions for Philly the following season?

1. I cant believe he wanted to leave us for a worse team. Bum man

2. Ngl I have no clue what that is, but it sounds cool so all of em

3. All of the Jinns, we're too good and would wreck the all star game

4. @Lemorse7 never let fonzi write questions again

5. Waffles, I love Waffles, they taste amazing

6. Gonna win all the championships as long as the Jinns keep earning

[Eagle Eye 33]

 

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Feb 4 2023

 

1. Why do you think @Ricer13 decided to ditch us for less green pastures?

 

I think ricer was just tweaking like bro really left the best team in the M. Terrible career decision and I just wish he took fonzi with.

 

2. What is your favorite hybrid attribute?

 

I'm not sure what that is but whatever makes me hit people more and hit people harder is definitely my favorite attribute.

 

3. Allstar week is upon us… Who do you think should be Phillys Allstar?

 

Obviously me, I lead the team in hits, the most important stat in "hockey". 

 

4. How much love does a Lovstrom Love if a Lovstrom could love?

 

Fonzi needs to be cut from this team. I know it's a tough topic to bring up and it might hurt the chemistry of the team and some of his fans may disagree. But it's time to make a decision. He's doing more harm to our franchise than good. He's a locker room cancer, he thinks he's cool because he gets fake stats like "points" and "goals" and I'm genuinely tired of it. I know management sees him as a valuable asset and important piece to our future, but to truly build a culture you can't have guys like him holding as back. That being said, love you @fonziGGand wishing you the best in your further travels sir.

 

5. What is your go-to breakfast?

 

Eggo waffles or cereal usually and then some fruit like a banana or apple. 

 

6. What are your predictions for Philly the following season?

 

We will win all the games and make history and let in 0 goals. 

[dogwoodmaple 380]

On 1/29/2024 at 1:56 PM, fonziGG said:

 

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Feb 4 2023

 

1. Why do you think @Ricer13 decided to ditch us for less green pastures?

 

2. What is your favorite hybrid attribute?

 

3. Allstar week is upon us… Who do you think should be Phillys Allstar?

 

4. How much love does a Lovstrom Love if a Lovstrom could love?

 

5. What is your go-to breakfast?

 

6. What are your predictions for Philly the following season?

1. Not everybody is cut out to be a Philadelphia Reaper

2. Hard to say, I tend to go back and forth depending on what mood I'm in.

3. Two words - Maple Dogwood.  Do I deserve it? Who's to really say.

4. 19 Lovstroms, give or take.

5. Coffee and toast.  Enough caffeine to start the day and not something super heavy.

6. CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD

[fonziGG 1,068]

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Feb 11 2023

 

1. How do you think we performed at the deadline?

 

2. Who was your favourite player in NHL history? 

 

3. What do you think the Mexico City players are juicing themselves with?

 

4. Can Lovstrom save a puck? If so how many?

 

5. What is your go-to lunch?

 

6. Nabakov is on a scoring drought now. How do we get him firing?

[Pifferfish 512]

2 hours ago, fonziGG said:

 

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Feb 11 2023

 

1. How do you think we performed at the deadline?

Well we didn't do anything so neutral.

2. Who was your favourite player in NHL history? 

Ben Bishop, should be a hall of famer but career was cut short

3. What do you think the Mexico City players are juicing themselves with?

Fresh squeezed oranges, vitamin c is a hell of a drug

4. Can Lovstrom save a puck? If so how many?

Okay I know I'm on a cold streak but damn fonzi. We have clinched so I'm taking it easy until the post... 92% of them that how many I save

5. What is your go-to lunch?

Whatever is labeled "Nabokov's" in the fridge after the shade I just got

6. Nabakov is on a scoring drought now. How do we get him firing?

I guess I should stop stealing his lunch... Possibly a factor. And give him some OJ instead of the Coke.

 

[lilchrist 19]

10 hours ago, fonziGG said:

 

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Feb 11 2023

 

1. How do you think we performed at the deadline?

bad i guess since no trades

2. Who was your favourite player in NHL history? 

Tom wilson, idk how many times i have to say he is sexy

3. What do you think the Mexico City players are juicing themselves with?

probably fairy dust. like in that movie. you know the one.

4. Can Lovstrom save a puck? If so how many?

no, he is so bad and terrible. worst goalie

5. What is your go-to lunch?

i dont eat lunch most days

6. Nabakov is on a scoring drought now. How do we get him firing?
new head coach, time to fire someone

 

[fonziGG 1,068]

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Feb 18 2023

 

1. We face Saskatoon and our former agm in @Ricer13... How do we kick his ass on and off the ice?

 

2. What is your favourite 2 topping pizza? Describe the flavor as well for us!

 

3. Jins haven't been earning enough TPE yet. How can we get them firing on all cylinders?

 

4. Do we think Lovstrom can go on a heater?

 

5. What do we need to do in order to have playoff success?

 

6. Who has been your in season MVP and why?

[Pifferfish 512]

2 hours ago, fonziGG said:

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Feb 18 2023

 

1. We face Saskatoon and our former agm in @Ricer13... How do we kick his ass on and off the ice?

We just gotta ping him when he is on the bus home.

2. What is your favourite 2 topping pizza? Describe the flavor as well for us!

Pepperoni, sausage, heirloom tomatoes, dill aioli. Ummm delicious. I know that's 4 but idc

3. Jins haven't been earning enough TPE yet. How can we get them firing on all cylinders?

Bullying them and threatening violence if necessary. We need this cup

4. Do we think Lovstrom can go on a heater?

If I don't drop a .930+ we ain't winning it all. 

5. What do we need to do in order to have playoff success?

Limit shots against and let our goalie win us games

6. Who has been your in season MVP and why?

Jørgen, every team had point scorers but Jørgen was head and shoulders above his field of positional contemporaries. .920 compared the the next best being a .907 is a crazy gap between 1 and 2 if you look at past seasons. In fact this is the first time in the last 5 that only 1 goalie managed better than a .909 mark.

 

[dogwoodmaple 380]

On 2/14/2024 at 7:19 PM, fonziGG said:

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Feb 18 2023

 

1. We face Saskatoon and our former agm in @Ricer13... How do we kick his ass on and off the ice?

 

2. What is your favourite 2 topping pizza? Describe the flavor as well for us!

 

3. Jins haven't been earning enough TPE yet. How can we get them firing on all cylinders?

 

4. Do we think Lovstrom can go on a heater?

 

5. What do we need to do in order to have playoff success?

 

6. Who has been your in season MVP and why?

1. We turn off the AC at their team hotel so they get overheated and cannot play well.

2. Pepperoni and (I'm not counting cheese since that's like a base layer) ground beef!   And slightly spicy!

3. I think we should make them walk to and from the arena until they get going again. No car, no train, no rides.

4. Absolutely. Only a matter of time!

5. Need our offense to stay efficient

6. Probably MAPLE DOGWOOD!  We made the playoffs after I joined, didn't we?

Edited February 19 by dogwoodmaple

[fonziGG 1,068]

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Feb 25 2023

 

1. We’re in the finals…. Did @Lemorse7 pay some bribes?

 

2. Who is your reapers MVP?

 

3. How do you think this series goes with Las Vegas?

 

4. Who is your favourite VHLM player that’s not on Philadelphia?

 

5. What type of vehicle does your VHL player drive?

 

6. Who is your favourite NHL player?

Edited February 26 by fonziGG

[Pifferfish 512]

1 minute ago, fonziGG said:

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Feb 25 2023

 

1. We’re in the finals…. Did @Lemorse7 pay some bribes?

Had to of... How else would we be up 2-0

2. Who is your reapers MVP?

Myself honestly. Every team has good forwards and Dmen, but none have a Jørgen. 

3. How do you think this series goes with Las Vegas?

I still think we lose tbh. Idc if we are up 2-0, we want to keep that underdog mentality.

4. Who is your favourite VHLM player that’s not on Philadelphia?

Abenduct @Schnee is a pretty cool fellow. We have nice chats so them

5. What type of vehicle does your VHL player drive?

Jørgen doesn't drive, he is driven. 

6. Who is your favourite NHL player?

Tom Wilson currently but it used to be Ben Bishop, rip to a hof career.

 

[lilchrist 19]

2 hours ago, fonziGG said:

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Feb 25 2023

 

1. We’re in the finals…. Did @Lemorse7 pay some bribes?

 no, he is fair gm and wouuld never

2. Who is your reapers MVP?

jorgen, goalies are the most immmmportant

3. How do you think this series goes with Las Vegas?

we win of course, like the chiefs

4. Who is your favourite VHLM player that’s not on Philadelphia?

idk any players not on philly.

5. What type of vehicle does your VHL player drive?

a private jet obviously. screw the environment

6. Who is your favourite NHL player?

tom wislon / travis kelce if he played hockey

 

[DontCallMeCarson 59]

On 1/29/2024 at 1:56 PM, fonziGG said:

 

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Feb 4 2023

 

1. Why do you think @Ricer13 decided to ditch us for less green pastures?

 

2. What is your favorite hybrid attribute?

 

3. Allstar week is upon us… Who do you think should be Phillys Allstar?

 

4. How much love does a Lovstrom Love if a Lovstrom could love?

 

5. What is your go-to breakfast?

 

6. What are your predictions for Philly the following season?

1. because lowkey he a bum and dont want true winners

2. probably DC its just too vital not to have

3. Me, me, and me. All the Jinns basically is all that matters

4. what. uh idk not enough for me probably

5. pancakes and drown it in syrup mmm

6. uhh well WE FUCKING DID IT. suck on it other teams lol noobs

[fonziGG 1,068]

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending March 3rd 2024

 

1. We are the champions! How did you celebrate?

 

2. Who was our teams MVP?

 

3. Where do you think you will play next season?

 

4. Lovstrom went on a heater. How much liquor did you liquor him up with?

 

5. Who is your favourite team in the VHL?

 

6. Who has been your in season MIP and why?

[dogwoodmaple 380]

17 minutes ago, fonziGG said:

 

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending March 3rd 2024

 

1. We are the champions! How did you celebrate?

 

2. Who was our teams MVP?

 

3. Where do you think you will play next season?

 

4. Lovstrom went on a heater. How much liquor did you liquor him up with?

 

5. Who is your favourite team in the VHL?

 

6. Who has been your in season MIP and why?

1. I went straight to Waffle House with my friends and family!

2. I'm not saying it was me, but also I showed up and we won the title, so do with that what you will.

3. I honestly have no clue, I'm just excited for my next opportunity.

4. 19 liquors

5. Hard not to say Vancouver, since they drafted my first gen

6. MAPLE DOGWOOD. I went from literally not even being on the team to scoring goals

[Pifferfish 512]

2 hours ago, fonziGG said:

 

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending March 3rd 2024

 

1. We are the champions! How did you celebrate?

Got drunk with @Mutti

2. Who was our teams MVP?

Lemorse for building such a wonderful squad

3. Where do you think you will play next season?

I have no clue what E teams need a goalie so I'm unsure.

4. Lovstrom went on a heater. How much liquor did you liquor him up with?

All of it. We went hard asf boy!

5. Who is your favourite team in the VHL?

I like the branding of DC a lot to be honest.

6. Who has been your in season MIP and why?

Taylor Swift honestly grew a lot. Lights out player down the stretch.

 

[lilchrist 19]

3 hours ago, fonziGG said:

 

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending March 3rd 2024

 

1. We are the champions! How did you celebrate?

i put my bath water in the cup and took an IG of it to promote my new line of bath water samples selling on  ebay right now for $1,000 per oz.

2. Who was our teams MVP?

tom wilson really. he is my favorite guy

3. Where do you think you will play next season?

probably at your mom's arena

4. Lovstrom went on a heater. How much liquor did you liquor him up with?

lick her? i barely know her. so i guess 43

5. Who is your favourite team in the VHL?

my fave is the little phantom team bc i would like to see that phantom guy at the end of my bed.

6. Who has been your in season MIP and why?

bc i grew some inches this year bc my speed got better so i got serious goals

 

 

[Adrest245 129]

On 3/3/2024 at 11:34 PM, fonziGG said:

 

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending March 3rd 2024

 

1. We are the champions! How did you celebrate?

 

2. Who was our teams MVP?

 

3. Where do you think you will play next season?

 

4. Lovstrom went on a heater. How much liquor did you liquor him up with?

 

5. Who is your favourite team in the VHL?

 

6. Who has been your in season MIP and why?

1. I went into the Jinn's home when they were asleep and pranked all of them. 

2. Me ofc. Im literally the best player

3. I got drafted by Spartans team and Zetterbergs team. 

4. A lot of Liquour

5. The Blackhawks baby

6. @DontCallMeCarson he went from shit to less shit

[Eagle Eye 33]

1. We are the champions! How did you celebrate?

 

I celebrated by going home and sleeping because I was very tired and my legs were hurting a lot.

 

2. Who was our teams MVP?

 

I forgot his player name but I'm pretty sure Fonzi was really good so shoutout to him for doing his thing.

 

3. Where do you think you will play next season?

 

I kinda forgot to earn for a few weeks so I think I'll be running it back in Philly which I'm excited to do I love it here.

 

4. Lovstrom went on a heater. How much liquor did you liquor him up with?

 

He's like a sponge, you just keep giving him more and he keeps just taking all of it, so we just keep giving him more until we're too drunk to remember.

 

5. Who is your favourite team in the VHL?

 

Whatever team is based in california, specifically northern california, or if there is a team in Comoros it would be them.

 

6. Who has been your in season MIP and why?

 

I think I put in a lot of work this season and improved a lot and went from mid to hitting a lot of people and blocking some shots so I'll take myself.